Song used: Fat Bottom Girls by Queen

Please review! I do not own Glee or the characters. Just borrowed their names.

Throughout the weekend Kurt kept thinking about Blaine. He wanted to know what the boy liked, his dislike, what his biggest pet peeve was, what he wanted to do when he graduated out of school, his family, everything. It was a strange feeling for him because usually he just wants to fuck the guy and get out. He was never big on emotions mainly because it was a lot of work, especially in a relationship. But with Blaine, he found that he wanted to have a relationship with him. He didn't just want to have sex with him, he wanted to make love to him. He didn't just want to compliment him, he wanted to tell Blaine how gorgeous and amazing he thinks Blaine was everyday. In short, he wanted Blaine whole body, soul, and mind. He wanted to make the nerd his.

Monday came around and he anxiously waited for lunch time when he got to see Blaine. It annoyed him that he didn't share any class with the nerd but he did have Glee with him last period and Lunch with him during the day. But when lunch time came, Blaine was no where around, he wasn't in the library either. After lunch, Kurt went to the nerd's locker and found him there putting his books away and he instantly smiled.

"Hey. I didn't see you at lunch today or the library. I wanted to tell you that I checked out that book you were reading, Stained Red, and it was awesome. I mean seriously, a girl who can see death? That's awesome. And when she -" He stopped when he saw something on Blaine's shirt and his eyes got clouded with anger "Blaine, why is there a slushy stain on your shirt?"

"Its nothing Kurt. So you liked the book?" Blaine said trying to change the topic. He didn't like the look Kurt had on. Blaine realized over the weekend that he really like Kurt. Not in a ' I want to be friends' way but in a 'I want to be your boyfriend' way. He didn't know how to tell Kurt because the tall bad boy made it clear that he just wanted to have sex with Blaine. He wanted more than just sex with Kurt, he wanted romance and love but he is just going to have to wait and see.

"Don't try to change the subject Blaine, who slushied you?"

Blaine sighed and decided to tell Kurt the truth. "It was Rick and his friends, but don't worry I got them back"

The look on Kurt's face quickly change to something of curiosity and amusement

"What do you mean?"

"Well in my old school, a couple of friends and I started an underground fight club. It was so much fun because they thought me how to fight back and box and I thought I had control over my self. Well when I got beat up, I realized that I needed more practice. So I kept on training with them even to this day. I didn't fight Rick but I didn't get revenge like someone told me to."

"What did you do?"

Blaine just put the rest of his books back into his locker and slammed it closed. He looked at Kurt and smirked and walked away.

During gym class, Kurt noticed that Rick and his friends weren't in class and he also noticed people laughing. When he got into the locker room, he found out why people were laughing. Apparently 'someone' had stolen all of Rick and his friends clothing and made sure they did not have anything to wear after their shower and then they took a picture of naked Rick and posted it all over the school. On the picture were big black block letters and an arrow pointing to Rick's dick saying "RICK THE STICK? MORE LIKE RICK THE TWIG." The pictures were all over the place. In locker rooms, by the water fountains, by the principal's office, everywhere. Not only that, but someone had given Rick a patriotic wedgie and Kurt could not help but be impressed.

When Glee club came around, the members were still talking about the prank and Kurt walked up to the last row and sat next to Blaine. He pulled Blaine's chair closer to his and immediately latched his lips unto Blaine's neck. First he licked and bit and started sucking on his neck. Then he moved up to Blaine's jaw line and did the same. He used his hands to go under Blaine's shirt and started stroking his chest. He kept on sucking Blaine's neck and then he pulled away so he could be able to talk to Blaine. While still hovering over his neck Kurt said

"I thought you being in a fight club was hot but what you did today was even hotter. God Blaine, do you have any idea what you do to me?" After he asked the question, he grabbed Blaine's had and put it on his crotch so Blaine can feel his erection. If Blaine was having trouble breathing before, now he didn't know how to function. Kurt's tongue were working wonders on his neck and jaw and his hand were magical on his body.

"R-Really?" Blaine shuddered

"Yes. I mean I would have loved to give him the wedgie but I guess I can let that go." Kurt said making sure to suck a hickey on Blaine's neck to show that Blaine was his. Blaine removed his hands from Kurt's dick and turned to look at Kurt in his eyes. Blaine's eyes were lust blown. Wide eyed, and a deep brown that they almost looked black. He licked his lips and said

"I have no idea what you are talking about."

"Sure you don't." Kurt smirked

Just then, Mr. Schuster spoke up saying that Puck had an announcement.

Puck went up to the front of the room and spoke up.

"Hey guys. My friends know this but I wanted to tell you guys because, well you guys are pretty cool. You know that Quinn and I broke up for some personal reasons but its cool. I got over it because I found someone new that I really like." Quinn had cheated on Puck with some guy she met at one of the cheerleader meet that they had to attend and she told Puck. He was genuinely hurt because even though he was a flirt, he would never cheat on his girlfriend. They broke up and he became closer to Lauren. He found out that he really like the big girl because, yes she was big, but she was proud of her weight. She was confident and she didn't take crap from no one. Not even Puck.

"I will always love you Quinn. But Lauren, this song is for you babe."

He started strumming his guitar with Finn at the drums like usual

Hey
I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew life before I left my nursery
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman, you made a bad boy out of me
Hey hey!

I've been singing with my band
Across the wire, across the land
I seen every blue eyed floozy on the way
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while
Take me to them dirty ladies every time

Oh won't you take me home tonight?
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

Hey listen here
Now I got mortgages on homes
I got stiffness in the bones
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality, I tell you
Oh but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure
Heap big woman, you gonna make a big man out of me
Now get this

Are you gonna take me home tonight, please
Oh down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round, yeah
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Get on your bikes and ride

Ooh yeah them fat bottomed girls
Fat bottomed girls
Yeah yeah yeah
Fat bottomed girls
Yes yes

At the end of the song, everyone was quiet. Kurt and Santana started clapping and then everyone joined in except for Rachel and Artie.

"Dude that was offensive man." Artie spoke up

"I can't believe you just sang a song about being fat to her. That was so rude!" Rachel said.

"Well I wasn't singing it to you so shut up and besides didn't you listen to the lyrics? I like the way she is. It turns me on and she is like awesome!" Puck glared at Artie and Rachel

"But still." Rachel tried to say

"Shut it man hands. It was his song and we all loved it" Santana sneered

"Exactly. So please"

"All of you shut up." Lauren yelled over the argument. She turned to Puck and said "Yes, that song was pretty offensive, but I loved it. Thank you for singing it. But its gonna take a lot more than that to woo me Puckerman." Lauren said with a wink

"Anything for you baby girl." Puck winked back.