A/N: Hello, Hello, are always better in threes. Even though it's an odd number. Anyways, sorry for the late update.. my excuse? Weekend. That is all. Thank you. Enjoy.

Disclaimer: I don't own glee. Unfortunately.

Kurt stood outside the Anderson household debating whether he should ring the doorbell. Blaine had told him that dinner started at 7 and here he was 6PM waiting for a decision to pop into his head. He knew he was early but he had been so nervous to meet the only woman in Blaine's life that he might had walked a hole in his bedroom. His father got annoyed with all the pacing that he sent him out the house. He had pick out a casual outfit for the occasion; a black button down shirt with his scissor pin and his black jeans. His doc martins and a grey fedora completed the outfit that he wore and he hoped it wasn't too fashion forward for dinner. He didn't know why he was so nervous because he had met Blaine's mother and brother before, even if it was for 5 minutes. Maybe because Blaine was so proper, Kurt thinks he might be too silly like his family for Blaine's family. Well here goes nothing Kurt, He thought to himself before pressing the doorbell.

"Oh hello honey." Karen said leaning in to give him a kiss on his cheek.

"Hi Mrs. Anderson. I know I'm early but I guess I didn't want to miss any part of the feast you're throwing." Kurt said with a smile.

"Honey call me Karen and it is fine you are here. Blaine tells me you are a great cook so maybe you will help me." Karen suggested with a raised eyebrow

"Of course. Oh by the way this is for you. Carole saw how much Blaine loved her sweet potato fries that she made more for you guys."

"Hmm smells great! We all love sweet potato. Its delicious. Oh come in. The boys are in the living area." She said motioning to the living room.

Kurt walked in with a smile and stopped dead in his track. The sight before him was a little disturbing. Cooper was straddling Blaine's chest and was he thrusting? against him. Blaine was grunting? and had his eyes closed the entire time. Kurt did not know whether to run away or keep watching. Cooper took off his shirt and Kurt was glad he stayed. Damn that boy had a nice body! So it wasn't only Blaine that was sexy in this family huh. Cooper then leaned in and looked like he was about to kiss Blaine and that was where Kurt had to draw the line.

"Ahem" Kurt said loudly. Blaine's eyes flew open and he threw Cooper off him and stood up faster than Flash himself.

"Ow. Damn Blaine! Be careful." Cooper yelled from the floor where he was rubbing his ass.

"Kurt what are you doing here? You're not supposed to be here for another hour." Blaine said nervously.

"Well my dad kicked me out the house because I was annoying him so I - Blaine why are you wearing a dress?" Kurt couldn't finish his explanation because really, who told Blaine that mandarin orange was a good color for him? It was absolutely hideous on his skin tone.

"Oh um. I was um, I was"

"He was helping me out with a scene." Cooper supplied from the floor.

"And the scene required you to be fucking his chest and him to be wearing a dress that does really horrible things to his skin tone?"

"I told Cooper that it wasn't my color." Blaine shrugged.

"I wasn't fucking his chest Kurt. I was trying to give him CPR and seduce him at the same time."

"Yes that soothes my souls." Kurt responded sarcastically.

"It was a serious situation. A man in a dress was dead. I had to give him CPR. Beside, mom wouldn't do it so I had to get Blaine to do it."

"And you readily agreed?" Kurt asked Blaine

"He has blackmail material on me."

"Ah. Understood. Well carry on with whatever. I'm going to go to the kitchen where it's not here." Kurt said quickly fleeing the scene.

"Very well. Now Blaine, it's all about pointing. You gotta point, bro."

"How can I point when I'm supposed to be dead Coop?"

Kurt made his way into the kitchen and put on a slightly less creeped out face.

"I take it that you saw the dress scene?" Karen said from inside the fridge.

"Yeah, what's up with that?"

"It's supposed to be a girl in the real scene but since I wouldn't do it, so Blaine was his best option."

"I heard Cooper blackmailed him."

"Makes sense. They do it to each other all the time."

"IM NOT LETTING YOU KISS ME COOPER! MY BOYFRIEND IS IN THE KITCHEN!" Blaine yelled from the living room

"IT'S JUST ONE LITTLE KISS BLAINEY, DONT BE SUCH A WHIMP!"

"NO COOPER! LEAVE ME ALONE! AHH! NO NO! AH" Blaine ran into the kitchen and grabbed Kurt by his waist and used him as a shield.

"Kurt! Help me! I always knew Cooper liked me but this is just wrong!"

"You are just so sexy little brother. Now come here and pucker up!" Cooper tried reaching over the counter where Blaine had run to hide himself.

"Mom! Tell him to stop!"

"Cooper stop trying to kiss your brother again." Karen said like she was saying the sky was blue.

"Fine. But remember, I've seen you naked." Cooper said walking out the kitchen

"Wait what does that mean?" Blaine made to run after Cooper but he stopped and gave Kurt a kiss on his lips "By the way, hi... COOPER!" Blaine yelled and ran out the kitchen after his older brother.

"Kurt do you want soup or salad?" Karen asked with her head cocked to the side.

Kurt just looked at her like she had grown three heads. Kurt was still frozen in shock about what just happened but she just blew it over like it was nothing. He was starting to wonder what he was thinking dating into the acting family.