A/N: Well here is the epilogue. Thanks everyone!
6 Years Old Melody and Chris
"Okay so we just gotta get everything downstairs without them noticing" Chris whispered behind the staircase where him and his little sister were hatching a plan.
"Yes but how are we sure they are going to sit there? The probability of them sitting in that particular spot are -" Melody was cut off by her older twin brother
"I don't care about the chance Mel! I just wanna get back at them!"
"Don't be stupid. What if they come after us? I think those huge curls on your head are blocking the logic from entering your brain."
"Can you stop being so damn nerdy for one minute. This is about revenge not smartiness."
"Okay one, smartiness is not a word and two don't get mad at me because I got daddy's brains and you got his curls instead." Melody said rolling her eyes.
"What are we planning here?" Burt said poking his head into the tiny space where the two kids were talking.
"Um nothing Grandpa." Chris said quickly
"Chris wants to get back at Papa and Dad for not letting him go see the new movie with his friends." Melody said checking her nails
"You cop-out!" Chris screeched at his sister.
"Ooh. I want in" Burt said intrigued. Chris and Melody were like opposites sides. Chris was vengeful and zealous just like his Papa Kurt but he got the looks of his Daddy Blaine. Melody was quiet and very smart like her daddy but she got the brunette and blue eyes like her papa. It always amazed Burt how similar their personalities were to their fathers.
"Why would you want to help up Papa Bear?" Chris had taken a liking to the nickname his Aunty Tana and Aunty Britt called his grandpa and he never failed on calling Burt that.
"Because your papa Kurt played pranks on your grandmother and I for years before he finally moved out her to New York with your daddy for school. About time I got him back." Burt said with an unusual glint in his eyes
"Okay here is the plan. We put glue on both Papa and Daddy's chairs so when they sit down they will be stuck."
"I said that what if they don't sit there?" Melody cut in
"I will make sure they sit there." Burt supplied
"Great! See Mel? Anyways then we are going to put red-hot chili sauce in their food and move the water away from in front of them. We already bolted the chairs to the floor so they won't be able to move it to get up."
"That part was my idea. I figured they won't be able to come after us if they can't move the chair." Melody said shrugging her shoulder
"Smart move princess." Burt said "Can we add your uncle Finn to the list of people we are getting revenge on?"
"Why uncle Finn?" The siblings asked together
"He said your grandmother and I are getting to old for travel and I don't take a liking to being called old."
"You got it grandpa." Chris said smiling
"So this mission is a go?" Burt asked his grandkids
"Yup!"
"Melody! Chris! Dinner time!" Kurt yelled from his spot behind his chair.
"Coming Papa!" The twins yelled
Kurt and Blaine sat down on their chair and so did Finn. Burt was surprised that the twins had already sabotaged Finn's chair and he didn't even know it. The siblings raced downstairs and saw that their plan was going according to action.
"Hello father, Hello family." Chris said in a british accent
"Since when is our son british Kurt?"
"I don't know Blaine."
"I was teaching him proper grammar earlier." Melody said rolling her eyes and sitting down
"In a british accent?" Blaine asked
"No that was all him."
"Hey Blaine, is it just me or do our kids look mischievous?" Kurt whispered to his husband
"One, you used mischievous in a correct sentence, I'm so proud!" That statement earned a smack to his head.
"Ow. okay and two, Chris has the same look in his eye that you get when you are about to do something bad, so yes I do think they're up to something." Blaine whispered back.
They each took a bite of their casserole and complimented Carole on her cooking. Christopher, Melody, and Burt were watching their reaction very closely as they ate.
"HOT! HOT!" Finn was the first to yell.
"What?! there is no spice in my casserole Finn!" Carole yelled at her oldest son
"HOT HOT HOT NEED. WATER.!" Kurt yelled a second later
"WATER WATER!" Blaine yelled right after Kurt.
All three realized that there was no water on the table. They had left it on the counter. They made a move to get out of the chairs, but soon realized that they were stuck.
"I'M STUCK! I CANT MOVE!" Blaine said
"ME TOO!" Kurt and Finn yelled together
Karen, Carole, and Burt were laughing very hard that they had tears coming down their faces.
"WHO DID THIS?!" Finn yelled
But the others were too busy laughing to answer him.
"Omg. Genius. You guys are awesome!" Burt said to his grandkids.
"You did this?" Kurt said to his kids
"Yes papa. You wouldn't let me go out!" Chris said
"But what did I do?" Finn said exasperated and sweating bullets because of the heat of the pepper
"Papa Bear told us to get you back because of what you said to him and Grandma Carole."
"Omg if only Cooper were here. He would love this! I can't believe he's in China filming! He is missing comedy gold!" Karen said between her laughter
"Although, I am impressed kids, But, you do know that your papa is the king of vengeance and will eventually get out of the chair and get you back?" Blaine said clamly
The laughter stopped immediately and they all turned to look at Kurt. He had a bad look in his eye and was watching Burt, Chris, and Melody with an evil smirk on his face.
"Uh-oh" The twins and Burt said simultaneously.
A/N: Okay NOW the end. I had to add that last part. I wrote it a while ago so I had to put it here.
