Flashing lights surround Techno as she dances next to Dubstep.

"P.L.U.R baby!" Techno shouts. She throws a bunch of glowing rubber orbs in the air, and they flash pink and orange. She then steps over to the computer to check emails:


Sender _-_-_-_-_-_Subject

TheFluffyCompany Overdue payments of fluffy things

TheGlowingThings and Co. Overdue payments of glowing things

JustSquishyStuff Overdue payments of squishy things

EcardsRTheBest Renew your FREE subscription!


"Dubstep!" Techno says. "The emails are for you!" She hops on over to her bright green beanbag chair, and brightens the flashing lights.

"Bwop bwop dun bwopadwop?" Dubstep asks.

"Yes, they are the bills." Techno says. Dubstep gives her two thumbs up and goes to work.


At lunch, Techno and Dubstep are eating with Idol and Rayna.

"So how did your meeting with the governor go?" Idol asks.

"Bwop dop bwumumumununum." Dubstep says, and Techno feels his pain.

"Hm?" Rayna asks.

"He doesn't want to talk about it." Techno translates.


Later, Techno and Dubstep are interviewing someone for the option of another intern. He seems oddly familiar.

"Guess what college I go to." He says. "Guess. Guess. Guess. Guess. Guess."

"Um, do you already work here?" Techno asks.

"No but one of my relatives does." The man says. "Guess which relative. Guess. Guess. Guess."

"Cousin!" Techno says. "Brother! Dad! Uncle! Half-brother's 2nd cousin four times removed?"

"No." The guy says. "Guess again. Guess. Guess."

"Bum bwum dubbadab abub." Dubstep says.

"He says your application is rejected." Techno says, and she fully agrees.

"Aw," The man says. "Guess how upset I am. Guess. Guess."


When everyone was leaving, Techno hopped on her glowing unicycle and rode home.

Hope you enjoyed! Next chapter: Dubstep!