They're all too mainstream. I mustn't catch Mainstream disease again. I must be vigilant.
"I'm kind of tired." Intern 2 says to Scene.
"Shut up, Intern 2." Indie replies. It's this smelly moron that probably gave him the disease in the first place. "Scene, kick him."
"Oh, yes sir!" Scene slides her chair on over and kicks Intern 2.
"You can do better than that!" Indie says. This, this, mainstream man deserves a kicking. They all do.
"You mean like this, Indie?" Scene takes Intern 2's arm and promptly bites it.
"Ow!" Intern 2 says, but Scene won't let go. "Stop biting me!"
"Scene, release." Indie says. She does, and then offers Intern 2 a bandage, much to Indie's disliking.
"No, you didn't break the skin, but man," Intern 2 says. "You bite hard."
"Shut up, Intern 2." Indie says. "And come on, I need a foot stool."
At lunch, Indie doesn't feel very hungry, and just drinks some tea, while watching Intern 2 clean a toilet with a toothbrush.
"Faster, Intern 2!" Indie shouts. "I want the bowl so clean I can see my face in it!"
"I wish your face was in it." Intern 2 says under his breath.
"Faster!"
Later, Indie is talking to Techno and Dubstep about booking a new client, but Indie rejects it.
"I want some Indie clients, for once." Indie says.
"Ugh, fine!" Techno says. Indie sees Dubstep whisper something to Techno, she giggles, and they leave.
"That's more like it." Indie takes a sip of his tea, but then pukes into his vomit mug.
In the afternoon, Indie treats himself to a cup of tea and some Intern 2 abuse.
"Intern 2, footrest."
"Intern 2, fresh kiwis."
"Intern 2, tea!"
"Intern 2, lick the wall."
"Intern 2, I'm tired. Carry me to my office."
"Scene, kick Intern 2 and then kick yourself."
"But that would hurt." Scene protests.
"Fine, have it your way. Just kick Intern 2." Indie says, compromising. Scene kicks Intern 2 and bites him again, although this time it's briefly.
"Looks like it's time to leave, boss." Intern 2 says.
"Shut up, Intern 2." Indie says, before going home to wait for another average week, just like this past one.
Okay, not the best. But I really hope you still liked the ending. Indie was very tricky. Please review!