Title: This Just Isn't My Day: Chapter 4

Author: Ice-Eagle Y'siri

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, the Akatsuki, or any other associated characters. So far, I own Aya, Rian, and Catherine.

Summary: Normally, I'm a very calm person. So just imagine me coming home with my friends and the Akatsuki in my living room. And all I wanted was a simple vacation annoying the preps next door. Great. Just. Great.

Before we begin, I'm so sorry I haven't updated! Life gets busy nowadays and I just haven't had the time to do stuff. Yes, I know it's short, but the next chappie will be longer, I promise! Thanks for the reviews and read on!

"Deidara, I thought you weren't going to bring any explosives!"

"Pffffft. Can't you tell when shinobi lie, un? And Tobi, gerroff me-"

"Tobi sorry! Tobi scared of Kakuzu-senpai! Wah!"

"This is what happens when-"

"I don't give a damn about it, Hidan. NONE of y'all are riding on the roof. NONE."

"You have a godawful accent, Rian." A snort could be heard from the captain's seat,

"So says the Northerner."

"Not so much anymore, thank you." I looked in the rearview mirror to see if Konan/Pein were successful with their earplugs. I smirked when I saw both of them knocked out in the back seat.

Yep, they were.

"Aya? Are they still fighting?"

"Um. Yes? How are your lovely passengers doing?"

"Did she just call me lovely? What the-"

"No, she was talking to me, idiot."

"Was not-"

I sighed "Zetsu, do you have to argue with yourself over the radio?"

"We're bored. Of course."

"You haven't eaten anyone, have you?"

"Itachi would've fireballed him if he did, genius. Kisame would've gone all rabid-shark on his butt." I grinned, "You would know, wouldn't you, Hidan?"

"WHOA WHOA WHOA. WAY TOO MUCH INFORMATION, AYA."

"No, we haven't ye-say what? Hidan's gay? Since when?"
"Oooohhhhhh..."

"NOT EVER, GODA-"

:AN: Please excuse the interruption, but the next two pages of dialogue have been removed due to especially graphic language:

I stared at Hidan through the rearview, dumbfounded.

"Aya?"

"Yeah?"

"Are you taking notes?"

"Hon, I'm driving. Of course not."

"...homophobe." The exaggerated rolling of Kisame's eyes was easily pictured, "You just now figured this out?"

"Wow, un. I knew Hidan was a potty-mouth, but -"

"Don't even, Deidara."

A whack was heard. "What was that?"

"Wasn't me. I'm the driver. I have an excuse." I ducked a piece of cardboard. Thank God that we're at a stoplight, is all I've got to say.

"Was is it with you and cardboard, Rian?"

"I like it. Besides-" Another whack is heard "-it's satisfying to hear beat against an empty skull. Paper towel rolls are fabulous for this kind of thing."

"It is such a good thing Tobi likes you all, un. I would've lit this whole damn thing we're riding on on fire."

"Except you'd kill everyone else, Deidara."

"Itachi-un, do you have to ruin my fun?"

"Since I'm the only who can without dying, yes."

"Oh, and Zetsu, what did you mean by yet?"

"Well, Aya-san-"

"burp"

I bang my head against the steering wheel. Multiple times. HARD.

"Zetsu-san?"

"Wh-"

"-at?"

"You're an idiot."

"So wait, who'd you eat?"

"The shark-"

"idiot."

"Aya, dear, he's kidding."

I sighed in relief as I continued to drive.

"Well, damn. Everyone would've been a lot happier without him around-"

"Hidan-san, don't make me fight you when we arrive. It shall be most painful. I would relish tearing off your legs."

"...dammit."

I smirked at Hidan through the rearview mirror. Rian, Tobi, and Deidara started laughing. I pulled into the parking lot.

"Well, ladies and gentlemen, we're here. Everyone out. And Deidara?"

"What, un?"

"Don't bring too much of your clay. I'll tell Konan if you do."

"Sneak."

"The best."