I do not own Fairy Tail.

"Natsu, sit." Lucy gestured to the floor. Natsu looked at her couch, then to the floor, and finally back to her, "Can't I just sit on your couch?" He questioned Lucy. Lucy glared back and replied "No, you are in training, so you must act like you are in training, and in training, the trainees usually sit somewhere that's not comfortable." She explained.

Natsu nodded and sat on the floor patiently as Lucy prepared tea. "So, what exactly is this all about? I mean, you and Mira came crashing in and dragged me outta bed." Natsu yelled to Lucy. Lucy replied "Yeah, sorry about that, well, you see, um . . . ," She walked in carrying the tray, "-Sigh- First of all, what comes to your mind when you think of 'Love'?" Natsu shook his head in confusion,"Uh, the thing that happens before babies are born?"

Lucy smiled, it was a start. "Yes, that's right, but love is an emotion, something that can hurt, or feel really amazing." She clapped her hands together. "Now that you have a very primitive and basic understanding of love, you have to help Mira and me get Levy and Gajeel together." Natsu raised an eyebrow. "You mean little tiny Levy and the big tall one that towers over everyone, the one that eats metal, that Gajeel?"

Lucy nodded gravely, "Of course! They go together so perfectly! So, yeah. That's why we dragged you out of bed. You have to help me, and if you try to run away, just know that Mira knows where you live." She glared darkly, "So you had better not ditch me while we're investigating Gajeel and Levy, and you'd better not ruin anything, got it? Or else you have to answer to Mira." Natsu gulped and replied "Yeah, I promise I'll do my best! . . . . . But first, can I have a ninja suit too?"

~Later~

"Natsu, for the umpteenth time, it's not my fault that the ninja suit I gave you doesn't fit that well in the chest area, so quit complaining!" Lucy harshly whispered to Natsu, who was crawling behind her. "Yes it is! You just changed out of it and handed it to me, it's not my fault that you have huge boobs!" Natsu hissed back to Lucy, who blushed a bit. "Sh-shut up!"

Natsu rolled his eyes, muttering, "What kind of ninja suit is this anyway, the pants don't even reach my knees!" Lucy kicked him softly, telling him to shut up and concentrate on the task at hand. Speaking of which, they were currently crawling alongside bushes. Said bushes were spread across the length of the Fairy Hills girls dorm. Lucy and Natsu had both agreed to 'stalk Levy' first. Reasons being that Levy probably wasn't home; it was almost nine, and she regularly got to the guild around eight, and the fact that they had no idea where Gajeel called home.

"Lucy, are we almost to Levy's window yet?" Natsu whined from behind her. Lucy scowled. "Mira just had to choose you as a body guard . . . . " Lucy muttered angrily, then sighed. "Yeah yeah, see that window with the blue curtains up ahead? That's her window." Lucy answered, Natsu sighed. Soon, they reached the window, and quickly scampered into the empty room.

"So, Luce, what are we looking for today?" Natsu questioned as he started sifting through random drawers. "Uh, . . . I think a diary would be helpful . . . But then again, Levy doesn't seem to be one who would keep something like a diary. So, maybe pictures, or . . . . ARGH! What are we even doing?! We don't even know what to look for!" Lucy was very frustratrated.

Just as she was about to give up, Natsu exclaimed " Hey, Lucy, I think I found her diary!" Lucy's head swiveled to Natsu, who held a light blue notebook, a notebook that was labeled PRIVATE. Lucy smiled as she took the book from his hands. "Now, Levy. let's see if you really do like Gajeel." Lucy sighed as her eyes began scanning the pages that were adorned in small, neat letters.

Basically, the whole reason why Lucy had wanted to come to Levy's house was to see if Levy truly liked Gajeel, if not, then the whole plan would be a bust. "Let's see . . . Jet and Droy . . . Cosplay? Um . . . . What? . . ."

Lucy skimmed over the boring parts, which was basically everything on the pages. She was about to give up when she came upon a page titled "The Couples of Fairy Tail" Curious, her eyes continued.

'Okay, so it's no secret that there are a bunch of people in the guild who seriously need to clear all that dense fog outta their brains and hook up with the one that they like. So, right now, because I'm bored and have nothing to do or read, (Lucy has writer's block) I, Levy McGarden, have decided to compile a list of some of the Fairy Tail couple that seriously need to stop being fictional and come true already! As you might of noticed, the list below is of their official couple names, how they would most likely get together, and my comments.

ElfGreen / Elfman and Evergreen

I have thought about this couple on multiple occasions, and I have declared it CANNON! Nothing screams cannon like a tsundere-ish girlfriend, and her stubborn boyfriend, right? I mean, come on! They act like they aren't dating, but you can tell, what with all the sly glances and smirks, and smiles, and blushes that appear randomly when they talk, and the biggest piece of evidence, secret hand holding! Yes, they do the stupid, cliche hand holding under the table! I HAVE SEEN IT! I have proof too, but, do you really need any?

Okay, so if they were to get together, which they totally, already are (TOGETHER), I'd say it would have to be in secret, you know? Evergreen doesn't seem to be the type who comes out and confesses attraction to someone, let alone someone like Elfman, but, maybe she would drop in a few pick up lines here and there? Or maybe she would just start blushing, and stuttering. I can also see Elfman shyly confessing to her. "Evergreen, you're so the MAN! . . . S-so, . . . Maybe, uh, we could both be MEN, you know, together. LIKE A MAN!" . . . . On second thought, no, maybe not . . . . [More information on this couple is needed to make a full analysis, continue later]

JerZa / Jellal and Erza

I swear, this couple absolutely, positively, NEEDS to happen soon! The sexual tension is too friggin' MUCH! She blushes when they talk, he somehow ends up in some very erotic positions with her (Fairy Tail OVA #5) and not to mention when this happens, she doesn't beat him up! No, she just blushes like crazy! I have only ever seen Erza flustered around Jellal, or at the mention of Jellal's name. Dammit Jellal! You need to marry her and friggin' go on a honeymoon already! 'Nuff said.

I can definitely see either me or Mira 'accidentally' letting slip that Erza MIGHT have some feelings for Jellal, in front of Jellal. If that doesn't work, we'll just come out and say it to Jellal, then force him to tell his mutual feelings to Erza, because it's so obvious he loves her.

Although I'd like the first option to come true, I'm betting the latter is more probable. Screw the Magic Council, Jellal needs to be with ERZA, not in jail!

Gruvia / Gray and Juvia

Okay, I know this one is super obvious, but it hasn't happened yet, at least not in reality. I think Juvia could turn down her stalking to a minimum of five times a day, because, really, Gray is super freaked out by it. It's a shame he's almost as dense as Natsu. That's saying a lot. If he wasn't so thick headed, then maybe he could see that he has a very pretty, nice, blue haired water mage who's a little obsessive waiting for him to make the first move. -Sigh- Mira and I need to form a plan to get them together, fast.

If they were to get together, we would need some sort of truth serum for Gray to drink, so we interrogate him, and make him confess to Juvia. Because it's the things most people don't see, the slight blushes Gray gets when when Juvia isn't being stalkerish, she's just being herself. I know,I'm super observant, right?

This was as far as Lucy could read, for Natsu was getting impatient. "Lu~-cy! When are you going to be finished reading? I'm getting hungry." Natsu whined, holding his stomach. Lucy rolled her eyes, maybe she could just, you know, borrow Levy's diary. She wasn't going to look at any of the other journal entries, per say, no, just the really interesting ones. This could count as evidence, right?

It might mention something about Gajeel, and that would be very helpful in setting them up together . . . . right? Lucy shook her head. Best not to ponder on such things for too long. "Come on Natsu, let's go eat." Lucy started to exit through the window, but not before handing the diary to Natsu. "Here, hold this. It's evidence."

Natsu grabbed it, wondering where he would put such a thing. He shrugged, putting it in the front of his shirt, the part that sagged slightly from being worn by Lucy. Yup. "I want fire ramen!" Natsu shouted, ignoring the strange looks people gave him.

"Uh, okay. . . anyway, after this, we need to find out where Gajeel lives."

ME: FILLER CHAPTER ALERT!
Oh my goshness, I'm super sorry for this chapter, I couldn't think of anything to do with it, and, I tried. Sorry it came out so crappy . . . . Gomenesai~! /
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