Deidara smiled at Kakuzu and Kakuzu looked at him confused
"What?" Kakuzu asked
"Well now you look more like the Cheshire Cat un" Deidara said and let out a chuckle and Kakuzu smiled
"Is that so?" Kakuzu asked and everyone laughed
Deidara was about to say something when Tobi glomped him
"SEMPAAAAAAAAIIII"
Deidara struggled under Tobi's grip
"What is it Tobi un? LET go!" Deidara said and Tobi let go and smiled
"Can you please help me with my lines, since my character, the door, is only in the part with you?"
Deidara sighed
"Later Tobi"
"Oh by the way" Sai said walking to Kakuzu and Hidan
"What Hidan said; goes for me as well" Sai said "I already knew about your stitching Kakuzu, so-"
"What!? You knew? How?" Kakuzu asked totally stunned and Sai grinned and put a hand on Kakuzu's shoulder and a hand on Hidan's shoulder
"I knew for a long time…since you and Hidan-" Sai said and got cut off by the wide eyed boys pushing him to the wall and clamped their hands on his mouth. The two blushed slightly
"SHUT UP Sai! Never, we mean NEVER speak of that again, DO YO HEAR?!" Hidan and Kakuzu yelled in unison and Sai smirked and nodded. Hidan and Kakuzu finally let him go and Kakuzu sighed and looked at everyone with shocked faces
"What?"
"Since you and Hidan what, un?" Deidara asked and said two blushed deeply
"N-nothing" Kakuzu said
"We'll ask Sai later" Pein whispered in Deidara's ear and he nodded and Itachi growled slightly at that.
Hidan, after the blushed subsided, looked to Kakuzu with a confused face
"Kakuzu…I thought you told me you told me you showed our friends your scars?" Kakuzu said
"Well yeah… Pein knows… we grew up together and our childhood friends were the ones I showed….but they ended up moving out of the country or ended up dying" Kakuzu said and Pein nodded and Konan looked to him
"You never told me?"
"It's not my thing to tell its Kakuzu's, I had to keep it a secret" Pein said
"And I never told him to keep it a secret" Kakuzu said and Kisame smiled
"Wow…uh no STRAIT guy would be willing to keep a secret" Kisame joked and everyone laughed as Pein's face turned red
"Oh shut the fuck up"
"I'm wondering hunny, are you gay?" Konan asked and Pein looked to her with wide eyes
"Now you too? GOD! I'm your boyfriend!" Pein yelled and Konan chuckled and kissed him on the lips
"Yeah I know, I was just kidding, silly" Konan said
"Good thing"
After that scene Hidan looked back to Kakuzu
"I'm sorry for bringing that topic up, making you say your friends are gone…" Hidan said and Kakuzu looked at him and sighed. Kakuzu then gently caressed Hidan's cheek and rubbed it gently with his thumb
"You don't need to apologize; you didn't know, and friends like you are always better" Kakuzu said and realized what he was doing and saw the blush on Hidan's face. Kakuzu blushed as well and withdrew his hand
"S-sorry" Kakuzu mumbled out and Hidan slowly nodded in shock
'He hates this, but god…I wish I could do that again, but he'll hate me if I do' Kakuzu thought
'..H-he doesn't know what he was doing. God I wish he could do that again, it felt so good, his hand against my face'
Their friend looked at them shocked and Deidara smirked
"Kakuzu and Hidan sitting in a tree un~" Deidara sang out and chuckled
"K.I.S.S.I… uh…" Tobi started
"N Tobi" Zetsu helped him out
"G~" Tobi finished and Kakuzu and Hidan blushed deeply
"Shut up!" Hidan and Kakuzu yelled.
Pein smirked and whispered into Sai's ear
"Part 2 down"
"On to part 3" Sai said softly and Itachi growled and walked out of the room. Kisame smiled nervously
"I'll see if he's alright" Kisame said leaving the room after his raven haired boyfriend
Kisame looked around and saw Itachi walking down the hallway and ran after him
"Itachi wait" Kisame said grabbing Itachi's wrist
"Kisame, I hate it"
"Hate what?" Kisame asked confused
"How they could do that to them, why not just tell them?"
"Well, it's not our job to tell them, that has to be up to them" Kisame said and grinned "And come on it, it's not that bad, I mean that's how we got together isn't it?" Kisame asked
"…Yes" Itachi mumbled "But the things they did…were bad…embarrassing, and-" Itachi said but got cut off by Kisame kissing him lightly
"Yeah I know, but Itachi wasn't it worth it?"
Itachi smiled and hugged Kisame
"Of course"
"Trust me, those two would be a lot happier together, Pein and the rest just want their happiness. They mean good, even if their ideas are immoral" Kisame said and Itachi nodded
Right after Itachi and Kisame left the teacher came in and looked around confused
"Ok, what are you two wearing?" the teacher asked pointing to Kakuzu and Hidan, who blushed
"Uh… the costumes for our parts" Kakuzu said and looked to Hidan and blushed slightly
"Oh ok then, they're great Konan. You did a magnificent job" the teacher said and Konan smiled
"Thanks" Konan said
"It's time to go over our lines, by heart, to see if you know them by heart" the teacher said and Hidan raised his hand
"Yes Hidan?"
"Can I go change my outfit?"
"Why you look adorable?"
Hidan blushed
"I'm kinda uncomfortable wearing a dress"
"Ok, make it quick"
"Will do" Hidan said and ran out of the classroom
Minutes later, Kisame and Itachi decided to walk back to the classroom and saw Hidan was gone and walked to their seats, next to their friends
"Where did Hidan go?" Kisame asked
"He went to change in his regular clothes a couple of minutes ago" Konan said and Itachi had wide eyes
"Exactly where?" Itachi asked feeling something was wrong
"R-room B13, down the hall, why?" Konan asked nervously and Itachi looked at Kisame with an uneasy look and Kisame did too
"What's wrong?" Sasori asked
"Well, you see me and Itachi came down that hallway and been next to that room, we didn't see Hidan anywhere near there" Kisame said and Itachi nodded and Kakuzu and Sai looked at the two, frozen and Sai began to shake and Kakuzu looked at him
"..W-we for-forgot something….Akise" Sai said shakily and everyone froze. Kakuzu stood up from his seat and started walking towards the door and Sai got up and stopped him
"Kakuzu no need to jump to conclusions" Sai said with slight panic in his voice
Kakuzu sighed and pushed Sai away
"You're thinking the same thing" Kakuzu said and Sai looked down
Pein walked to him
"He's fine" Pein said
"Says you! You weren't there; h-he was willing to give up with Akise because of what he said regarding to Sai's…coma" Kakuzu said and Sai had wide eyes
"Damn him" Sai said "using someone's weakness like that to his advantage"
Kakuzu sighed and left with Sai following
"Sai be careful, I mean you're not supposed to be here remember" Kakuzu said and Sai sighed and nodded remembering he needed to be homebound
"I'll go this way, you go that way" Sai said and they went separate ways in search of Hidan
Meanwhile~
"Akise!" Hidan yelled as he was being pulled into a bathroom
"heh heh" Akise pushed Hidan to the ground
"Stop!" Hidan said but Akise didn't listen and got on top of him and took out handcuffs from his back pocket. Hidan had wide eyes
"N-No!" Hidan yelled starting to call for help
"It's no use. This is part of the school no one uses anymore, so no one will interrupt again" Akise said as he handcuffed Hidan's hands together to a pole in the middle of the room.
"N-no! Please DON'T!" Hidan yelled pulling his arms trying to escape but it didn't work. Akise smirked and pulled off the hoodie Hidan was wearing, which was the costume he was wearing and started kissing his neck. That made Hidan close his eyes tight
"N-no…"
"Shut up" Akise mumbled on Hidan's neck and looked Hidan up and down
"You look so fucking hot in a dress" Akise said and Hidan growled
"Shut the hell up before I-" Hidan started but stopped when he felt a hand on his thigh heading upwards. Hidan started to struggle to get free but his efforts weren't good enough to break free
"STOP!"
Hidan was the type of person that talk's big but wasn't that strong, but when Akise touched his member Hidan grew strength. Hidan kicked Akise hard, so hard that it sent him flying across the room
"God damnit I fucking said fucking stop you mother fucking bastard!" Hidan yelled and the strength disappeared when he heard an evil chuckle, and now Hidan grew nervous
"Who knew you grew some damn courage" Akise said
Hidan bit his lip in fear and thought of something and pulled his arms down as far as they could because of the pole and tried to reach for his cell phone in his back pocket.
Hidan saw that Akise was getting up and started dusting himself off
'Sh-shit! Hurry up Damnit!' Hidan yelled in panic in his mind and he finally got his phone
'Finally… now' Hidan thought and was texting Kakuzu, blindly, but that wasn't a problem since he knew his phone perfectly.
Akise went to Hidan and grabbed his chin and leaned close
"But you grew courage the wrong time Hime-Chan, now I will do it harder. You haven't seen what I'm capable of" Akise said starting to kiss Hidan's jaw line and started biting it. Hidan groaned and typed another word and pushed send on his cell phone
'Pl-please get this Kakuzu' Hidan thought and Akise started biting Hidan's neck making him try to kick him again. But Akise held Hidan's legs down
"Not again Hime-Chan" Akise said and Hidan cursed under his breath making Akise smirk and chuckle. Then Akise slid his hand back into the position it was before Hidan kicking him and Hidan had a few tears form
"Stop!"
"Why?"
"this is rape"
"Didn't stop me before"
Meanwhile Kakuzu was looking everywhere for Hidan even ran into Sai a few times
"Shit where is he?" Kakuzu asked and heard and felt his phone vibrate and he took it out and looked at the collar id and had wide eyes
'Text from Hidan'
Kakuzu looked at the text and it read 'Old bthrm'
"Old bathroom?" Kakuzu asked out loud, confused about the text and then it finally clicked
"The bathroom in the old part of the school" Kakuzu said and texted Sai where Hidan was and ran the way to the old part of the school. Once Kakuzu reached the bathroom he saw Hidan chained to a pole and Akise's hand where it shouldn't be.
"Get the fuck off of him!"
Akise and Hidan looked to the door
"Kakuzu!" Hidan yelled in joy and Akise rolled his eyes and sighed annoyed
"What again? Why the hell do you always ruin-" Akise started and got interrupted being pushed to the wall with force by Kakuzu and pinned him there
"because he is my friend and he deserves than having a rapist creep like you stalk him!" Kakuzu said and Akise started laughing
"Hahaha that's good" Akise said and Kakuzu punched him in the gut, hard enough to send him to the ground unconscious
"Never come near any of us again!" Kakuzu said and searched his pants for the key to the handcuffs and Sai came
"I'm here" Sai said and looked to Akise "nice job"
"thanks, here" Kakuzu tossed the key to Sai and Sai unlocked the cuffs from Hidan's wrists and tossed them to Kakuzu
"bound him with these"
"Ok"
Kakuzu bound him and turned around to Hidan and saw him rub his wrists and saw the slight teeth marks
"Are you ok Hidan?" Kakuzu asked walking over to him and Hidan let out a few tears and nodded
"Thank Jashin you got my text" Hidan said hugging Kakuzu. Kakuzu was shocked from the hug but hugged back
"I'm glad you're safe" Kakuzu mumbled and Sai smiled at the scene
"Me too Hidan" Sai said and Kakuzu unwillingly let go of Hidan
"We need to go back" Kakuzu said and the two nodded. They three went back to the classroom, after changing from their costumes and got scolded by the teacher for leaving for a long period of time and spent the rest of class doing their lines and stuff.
Rest of school went fast and the gang met up and Sai smiled
"You guys want to go bolling Saturday?" Sai asked and the rest of the gang had excitement written over their faces
"Yes" Everyone said
"Tobi loves bolling~!" Tobi yelled loud and Deidara held his ears
"Tobi un, quiet!"
"sowwy"
Everyone started laughing at that scene and Kakuzu, Hidan and Sai decided to return home. On the walk home Sai was thinking about something
"You guys feel that you forgot something?" Sai asked and the other two had to think and shrugged
"nope"
Elsewhere in a certain bathroom~
Somebody! HELP! I'm Stuck in here! Help! Anybody! Damn them to hell for leaving me here!" Akise was struggling to get free from the handcuffs that cuffed him to the pole
The next day, in Science Akise tapped Hidan's shoulder
"thanks for leaving me back there" Akise said and Hidan had wide eyes and looked to Kakuzu
"That's what we forgot!" Hidan said and Kakuzu chuckled
"At least it wasn't anything bad" Kakuzu said and Hidan laughed hard
Saturday came and Hidan and the rest got to the bolling alley. Hidan sighed and realized something
"I don't have any money…So I guess I'll just have to watch" Hidan said
"Wait Hidan…" Kakuzu said and Hidan looked to him
"Hmm?"
"I-I'll pay for you…" Kakuzu said and everyone's eyes widened hearing that
"Wh-what?" Hidan asked in pure shock
"I'll pay for you" Kakuzu said again
"But you said you hate paying for stuff"
Kakuzu glared at Hidan
"Do you want to play or not?"
"Y-yes, but why are you?" Hidan asked
"Because"
"Because what?"
"Because because"
"…Whatever, jackass" Hidan said with a smile on his face
"Jerk" Kakuzu replied with a smile as well
Sai sat next to Pein, who was getting his bolling shoes on
"You not playing Sai?" Pein asked
"No, I broke all of my arms and legs and they're not fully healed yet" Sai said and Pein nodded and looked to Kakuzu paying for Hidan and Hidan hugging him
"Heh, not really part of the plan, but hey" Pein whispered to Sai and Itachi overheard that and was sitting next to Pein
"You guys aren't going to embarrass them as you did me and Kisame, are you?" Itachi asked
"What?" Pein asked shocked
"You embarrassed me and Kisame getting us together" Itachi said and his mind flashed back to one of the most embarrassing days of his life
Flashback~
Kisame and the gang were sitting in the auditorium of their junior high school, as did everyone in the school. They were watching a debate between Itachi and Kidd to become the next school president. Itachi never wanted to do this but he was forced to by Pein Konan and Sasori. He was reading what he wrote with Konan the week before and was just reading it without thinking and one line came up…
"I'm in love with Kisame" Itachi said and grew wide eyed and had a blush that crept up on his cheeks. And as he looked around to see everyone either laughing, too stunned to do anything, or 'eeeking'
Itachi then looked to the back of the room, hoping not to see Kisame but he did. Kisame was just staring at the raven haired boy shocked with wide eyes too. Itachi had tears form and looked down
"I-I withdraw" Itachi mumbled and started to run out of the room as the principal announced that Kidd won by default.
In the back of the room, Kisame was still shocked and heard Konan speak
"I told you it would work" Konan said to Pein and Pein nodded. Kisame suddenly stood up from his seat, scaring his friends. Kisame glared at Konan
"How the hell could you do that!?" Kisame asked and ran out of the room to find Itachi and found him in a nearby bathroom sobbing
"Itachi?" Kisame asked walking further to Itachi
"Kisame…go away"
"But"
"Go away…please" Itachi said shocking Kisame because Itachi never says 'please'
"but Ita-" Kisame said getting closer to Itachi and put a hand on his shoulder but Itachi shook him off
"I DON'T need your pity" Itachi said
"But Itachi I love you too" Kisame said and Itachi looked up at him with a blank expression
"N-no you don't" Itachi said but then felt a pair of lips on his in a gentle kiss
"Believe me Ita"
Itachi smiled and nodded and said a quick 'I do'
"But who-?" Itachi started
"Konan" Kisame said "and Pein"
"Damn them" Itachi said
"I'll never forgive them" Kisame said wiping Itachi's loose tears away and Itachi nodded placing his lips on Kisame's
"Me neither"
End~
"Oh right" Pein said and Itachi was silent
"And you did forgive me and Pein huh?" Konan asked
"…never is a long time" Itachi said and Pein and Konan and Sai chuckled
""And Itachi so what if we do embarrass them?" Pein asked and Itachi glared
"Promise me you won't" Itachi said
"Can't guarantee that Itachi" Pein said with a hint of evil that said he was going to embarrass the two even if he promises