Disclaimer: I don't own NCIS:Los Angeles no matter how many times I ask for the rights for my birthday. Caleb however I created myself.
Sam: G. you just got played! Man she lied to you and you missed it!
Caleb: You are so juvenile Sam. Besides you wouldn't be able to tell if I lied.
G: Yeah Sam! Besides who got taken down in the boathouse?
Me: If I sit here long enough they will shut up.
Caleb: And I can do it again to either of you.
Sam: So tough girl, how is that gunshot of yours?
G: I can't figure out how you're all set already.
Caleb: It's simple…
Me: ALL OF YOU SHUT UP! You're going to ruin my story!
The New Kid In Town
Chapter 9: Pink Cat Fight
Callen's POV
"England?" I hissed to her. Hetty was going to kill me for this. That's assuming she didn't already know. Hetty had a way of knowing things sometimes that never ceased to amaze us. All Caleb did was raise her eyebrow before returning to her book.
"Stop worrying sweetie." She gave me a sweet smile and touched a hand to my cheek in an intimate touch that sent shivers down my spine. "Our vacation to England will be fantastic. I know you're still in shock that you agreed to this. But remember what we talked about." She was so convincing. I hadn't even thought any of the other passengers were paying attention but a blonde in the adjacent aisle looked at me and grinned.
"Trust me." She placed a hand on my shoulder. "I loved England. In fact where are you staying while you're there? I could show you around the place a bit." She tilted her head obviously flirting with me. Her carry on was full and her makeup was perfect. Her nails, a pastel pink color that matched her lips.
"I'll be right back." Caleb said as she scooted across my lap. I had to work hard to stop anything from happening. She smiled at me winking as she walked back. The woman seemed to pout but when Caleb was gone she moved right into her seat. I was positive Caleb was laughing right now but I didn't get a chance to think about it anymore.
"So you're wife?" The woman in a short tight pencil skirt asked as I was forced to Caleb's seat to avoid her giving me an unwanted lap dance. "She's pretty. I bet she had a lot of competition." She smiled at me coyly running her hand up my thigh. It just wasn't the same as when Caleb touched my shoulder. I wanted rid of her though, so I decided to spin a little tale.
"As a matter of fact she didn't." I took her hand and placed it on the armrest of the seat as I spoke. A flash of irritation crossed her face but otherwise she stayed calm. "It was almost one sided." She smiled at that and was about to interject but I kept going cutting her off before she began. "I knew she was the one from the moment I saw her. She took a bit more convincing. She was the most gorgeous girl." I chuckled like at a memory before she cut me off.
"So she really wasn't interested in you then?" I continued before she could blow it out of proportion.
"Yeah the guy she was dating consumed her time and energy though. Of course I mean college. She had a 4.0 GPA and took everything so seriously she didn't have time for men. I saw her typing madly on her computer in the library and tried to talk to her."
"I believe the pickup line you used was 'Do you know karate? Cause you're body is really kickin!' If I recall correctly I ignored you." Caleb said standing dangerously close to the seat of the woman currently sitting in my seat. She smiled sweetly and sat down in the other woman's seat. This wasn't going to end well.
"Well now that's a story to a romantic beginning." The woman said turning her attention back to me. "What did you do next?" Her hands were dangerously close to me so I scooted back in the seat and continued.
"I tried again." Now it was my turn to grin. "I think I said 'You know you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.' I do believe you told me you'd meet me outside." By now the woman was furious and was ready to interject.
"Well obviously you remember what she said and did but you say that you loved her from the moment you saw her. What was she wearing?" The woman looked at me and almost smirked at me. I looked at Caleb and grinned before I started.
"Her hair was about mid-back length and was in a high ponytail. It wasn't as sun bleached as it is now. She wore a white underarmour hoodie and a pair of skinny jeans with a greenish wash to them. Her socks were blue and she had on a pair of very light tan moccasins with dark brown leather cord tied in bows on top." I said staring at Caleb taking her in. She stared right back smiling.
"However he then proceeded to wait for me outside so when we were in the lawn I kicked him in the chest and swept his legs out from under him." She grinned at me her eyes sparkling with mischief but still staring at me.
"You whispered in my ear when I was on the ground 'So I guess you're right, my body is kickin.' And then you walked away." She chuckled and stood up waiting for the woman to move. When she didn't she tapped her on the shoulder and when she still didn't move Caleb smiled slid past her and sat on my lap.
"Hi honey." I said looking up as I wrapped my hands around her stomach. She seemed to fit perfectly against me. Just feeling my hands against her stomach and I could feel the three or four long and very hard abs. While I hadn't been paying attention Caleb had started to start sending a serious message to this nosy woman.
"So what type of martial arts do you do?" The woman in pink scowled as Caleb sat on my lap.
"Well tell you what, you give me my seat back and I won't give you a firsthand demonstration." She smiled sweetly before reconsidering. "On second thought I'll just take your seat. That isn't your husband over there is it?" Caleb pointed out the man sitting in the seat next to the blonde's unoccupied seat.
"No, that's my boyfriend." She smiled back until Caleb actually moved.
"What's the matter? You haven't gotten him to marry you yet?" She smirked as the woman bristled. She then pulled out his ear buds and leaned over the seat introducing herself to the man. After his moment of confusion he looked at Caleb and offered her his hand.
"She wouldn't dare!" The blonde hissed as she turned her attention away from me. I couldn't hear the whisperings but I watched. Caleb moved her hand to his leaning closer and giggling. Batting him she continued her whispered conversation. Moving her hand up his arm she grinned taking in a small gasp. I smirked behind my hand as I realized what she was doing.
"Well then I guess she loves you lots. You've still got a shot with me." The blonde tilted her head leaning over as Caleb had done but instead offering me her lips. All at once Caleb was back lightly tapping the blonde on the shoulder.
"Your boyfriend would like to see you." She smirked standing up to her full height and waiting for the woman to get up. Seeing her peril the girl got up and returned to her seat with a sniff of derision. However when she got back the man waiting for her turned the conversation before nodding to Caleb.
"What was that?" I asked a little peeved.
"Oh Mr. Chester, we have a double date!" Caleb grinned.