Me: NConn! Is the stage ready?
NConn: As ready as ever!
Me: KFee! Do you have the sugar?
KFee: Got it right here!
Me: SoLow! Have you got the metal pole?
SoLow: Metal pole? What do you want a metal pole fo-
SMACK!
SRMT Truth or Dare Round 1
"WAZZUP MY VERY FAVOURITE PEOPLE? GiLaw's my name and playing "Truth or Dare" is my favourite game! Don't you agree? Okay, let's get this started. For Round 1 we will have Chiro, Antauri and the lovely SPRX-77."
"She called me by my full name!" beamed Sparx. "That must be good."
"GiLaw, what exactly are we doing here?" Anauri asked me.
"WE ARE PLAYING TRUTH OR DARE! DUH!" I snapped before turning to Chiro. "Chiro, are your boobs ready?"
I think I freaked him out a bit (AS IF I GIVE A SPARKY). "I don't have any-"
"I ASKED YOU ARE YOUR BOOBS READY!"
"But I don't have any bo-"
"ARE THEY READAAAAAAAAAAY?!"
"Okay, they're ready! Jeez, woman!" cried Chiro.
"Good! Now I am going to start with you Sparx. Truth or Dare?"
"Dare!"
I grin an evil grin. "Goodie. This is a nice simple dare, Sparx. I dare you to repeat these words after me: I hate Nova."
I would've given anything to get a picture of Sparx's face. HE LOOKED HORRIFIED! "What?! I can't say that!"
"You can and you will, Sparky! If you don't do the dare then I will torture you and I'll tell Nova that you're cheating on her!"
"GET ME OUTTA HERE!" Sparx screeched. Good thing I got SoLow to lock the doors. He groaned. "I hate Nova. HAPPY?!"
"No. There's more," I chuckle my evil chuckle. "Now I dare you to say THESE words: Nova is a bitch. GiLaw is a kabillion times better. She is nicer, cuter and WAY sexier!"
Awwww, that look on Sparx's face. "I'm only doing this because you're making me! Nova is a bitch. GiLaw is a kabillion times better. She is nicer, cuter and way damn sexier! Happy now?!"
"Now you have to kiss me!"
"WHAT?!"
"You heard me Sparky. DO IT! You should be glad I'm only making you do it on my cheek!"
Sparx sighed. "I thought you loved me!"
"I do. That's why I'm making you do this."
Oh let me tell you lot, it felt so GOOD to have that sexy red monkey's lips on my cheeks. I wish I could do it again . . .
"ANYWAY! Chiro, Truth or Dare?"
"Um . . . Dare?"
This is too easy.
"Chiro, I dare you to dress up like a girl. You have to wear makeup and all."
"W- what?" And a drop of sweat fell down Chiro's brow (ew) and he was blushing.
"I DARE YOU TO DRESS UP LIKE A GIRL! DO IT YA SPARKY CHICKEN!"
Why did he have to be so reluctant? I mean, has he seen "Mrs. Doubtfire?" Kids these days, they are missing out!
Oh my gosh, Chiro looked HILARIOUS when he stepped out in that pink tutu and golden heels. He even managed to get makeup on him. And it was PINK! PINK I TELL YA!
"You look awesome! I just wanna ad one more finishing touch."
So I went to the kitchen and got a couple of apples. Then I stuffed them down Chiro's dress.
"There! Now you DO have boobs!" I laughed.
"I feel ridiculous!" Chiro wailed.
"How do you think I feel? I've still got the taste of Red Bull from kissing her cheek!" said Sparx.
"SHUDDUP, I'M QUESTIONING ANTAURI HERE! Antauri, Truth or Dare?"
"Considering the previous events, I will go for Truth," said Antauri.
Oh, if he'd only gone for Dare. Ah well, I have another evil plan for him.
"Antauri, do you like Nova?"
And then there's an awkward silence. Everybody's just staring at the silver monkey.
"WELL?!"
"That's a tricky question, GiLaw. I . . . well I-"
"SPARX HAS HIS MAGNETS OUT YOU KNOW!"
I think that cracked him. "I've had a crush on Nova for as long as I can remember!"
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There's an awkward silence
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I can hear crickets
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Sparx is banging his head on the wall
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SMACK!
Antauri collapsed after my metal pole came into contact with his head.
"TEAM SPOVA, BITCH!"