"OH YEAH BABY I'M BACK!" I cheer, bouncing on stage. "I am now adding Mr. Hal Gibson to the pack!"

"Call me just Gibson please," he replied in that SUPER ANNOYING BRITISH ACCENT!

"Whatever Sparky Just Gibson."

"Why are we doing this?" Gibson says to Chiro, who is still dressed as a girl and wobbling like a jelly because he STILL can't get used to those heels I made him wear. Boys these days! Girls are WAY more awesome than MOST guys (notice how I specifically said "most" guys)

Chiro's answering Gibson's question: "Because GiLaw's making us! She's nothing but a big mean bi-"

"SHUDDUP, I'M QUESTIONING SPARX HERE! Sparx, Truth or Dare?"

"I'm only saying "Dare" cause if I say "Truth" then you'll probably knock me out with that metal pole! Dare- and it had better not involve Nova- unless if I get to kiss her!" For whatever crazy reason Sparx had to yell those two sentences.

"Sparx, this is nothing to do with Nova." I grin my evil grin.

"Um . . . okay then what's the dare?"

"See that plane over there?" I point over to the gleaming model.

Awwww, the look on Sparx's face was so ADORABLE! He got so excited and started squealing like a little girl "Is that the new model I've been hearing stories about? IT'S SO AMAZING! IT'S EVEN MADE OUT OF GOLD!"

"Yup. And your dare is to crash it and then jump out of it wearing a penguin costume."

That shut him up. "WHAT?!"

"You heard me. Unless if you wanna go around wearing a CHICKEN costume for the rest of the day."

"But . . . isn't that a waste of money?"

"I HAVE A METAL POLE HERE SPARKY!"

"Okay I'll do it! Jeez woman!" muttered Sparx.

"Don't forget the penguin costume!" I am using my Sugar Mouse tone. I hope he noticed.

"I WON'T!"

He was a bit slow to do the whole dare thing. I mean, he was taking so much time to admire the golden seats and the controls and all that.

"OH MY SPARKY GOSH, SPARX WILL YOU CRASH IT ALREADY? AND PUT ON THAT PENGUIN COSTUME!"

"Okay I will!"

And he actually did it! He looked ridiculous but SO FREAKING ADORABLE!

"Why do I have to wear the penguin costume anyway?" he whined.

"BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO! NOW DO IT!"

FINALLY, he actually started the plane and-

"Hang on! Where do I crash it?"

I pointed to that wall over there. "Right there Sparx. As high up as you can. AND THEN JUMP THE HELL OUT!"

FINALLY FINALLY, he took off in that plane and-

"Can I do a few stunts first?"

"NO!"

FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY, he took off properly and after a bit of showing off, HE FINALLY CRASHED IT AND JUMPED OUT!

And then he freaked out.

"I CAN'T FLY IN THIS PENGUIN COSTUME!"

And if it weren't for my beautiful and strong outstretched arms, Sparx would've fallen to his death. Man, it felt so GOOD to be holding him like that.

But then my jaw felt bad. And my stomach. Because Sparx kinda beat the sparky out of me.

"Okay then. Chiro, Truth or Dare?"

"Truth! I don't wanna go through any more embarrassment!"

"Okay then . . ." I hope he didn't hear me chuckle my evil chuckle. "Have you ever played with a doll?"

I just love it when you bust people's secrets but they try to hide it. "No! I'm a boy! Boys don't play with dolls!"

"Then what are THESE?" Oh my gosh, Chiro nearly died when I pulled out his secret collection of Sun Rider dolls.

"THOSE ARE ACTION FIGURES! THEY ARE NOT REAL DOLLS!" he screamed like a girl. Honestly, if he gets any more girly then he's going have to take Justin Bieber's place after I kill him.

"Whatever," I muttered. "Antauri, Truth or Dare?"

"Considering the last incident, I will go for Dare," said Antauri.

I am squealing like a fangirl here. "Gibson, Truth or Da-"

"But I thought you were going to give me a dare?" Antauri looked so confused, it was adorable!

"SHUDDUP, I'M QUESTIONING GIBSON HERE! Gibson, Truth or Dare?"

"To avoid revealing embarrassing information about myself, I shall go for dare," said Gibson.

PERFECT!

"So this dare goes for BOTH Antauri and Gibson!" I grin. "Antauri and Gibson, I dare you to fight each other, representing one food each. I chose these foods just for you! I even brought these cute little costumes! Antauri, you will represent cotton candy and Gibson will represent popcorn. The winner wins . . . prevention from wearing a chicken costume and they get to eat this extra chocolately cupcake I have in my hand!"

"EXTRA CHOCOLATELY CUPCAKE?" That caught both of their attention.

"GIVE ME THAT COSTUME!" Antauri grabbed the cotton candy costume and put it on.

"Hey! It's rude to grab!" I yelled as Gibson snatched the popcorn costume and put it on.

And then the two of them started fighting like sumo wrestlers.

"Well this is entertaining," I smiled, sipping Red Bull.

Some time later . . .

"This has been going on for some time now, hasn't it?" I murmured.

"Um . . . We have to fight like this all the time. We're used to it," said Chiro.

"THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER HAD RED BULL BEFORE!"

Even Later . . .

"Can you two stop now?" I yelled.

"NO! I NEED THAT CUPCAKE!" hollered Gibson.

"NO GIBSON! I SHALL WIN THIS BATTLE!" screeched Antauri, tackling him violently.

EVEN LATER . . . !

"Sparx, I don't care whether you'd prefer to do Truth! I dare you to knock out one of those crazy monkeys so we have a victor and we can get on with this!" I screamed like a crazy person.

"Well it's about time," said Sparx. He pulled out his magnets and shocked Gibson until he passed out.

So Antauri won.

"ALL RIGHT! TEAM COTTON CANDY!" he cheered. "GiLaw may I please have that cupcake now?"

"NO! I ATE IT! CAUSE I WAS BORED!"

"Well . . . Team Cotton Candy still wins, right?"

SMACK!

I knocked Antauri out with my metal pole.

"TEAM POPCORN, BITCH!"