Helloooooooooooooo my beautiful favourite people and sexy red monkeys! GiLaw's my name and torturing the Hyperforce is my favourite game! But then again I think we all love it!

"No we don't!" yelled Chiro. "We hate it!"

"That's because you're the ones being tortured," I grinned. "And stop wobbling in those heels! You should be used to them by now!"

"That's easy for you! You're a girl!" he protested.

Excuses, excuses, stop deafening me with them. I need to GET THIS SPARKY DONE!

"Sparx I dare you to-"

"But I wanted to go for Truth," said Sparx.

"WELL I WANT YOU TO GO FOR DARE AND I'M GONNA TO FORCE YOU TO DO IT, YA GOT THAT?! IT'S MY FIC! I CAN DO WHAT I LIKE!"

Sparx had the most adorable look on his face. I mean, HE LOOKED THAT NERVOUS! "Um . . . okay then? Dare."

"Okay then. A little while ago I remember you defeated a man with some giant zit, right?"

He shuddered. "And then we lost all our fur! I looked like a shaved rat!"

"No Sparx, a shaved rat does not look like that. For your dare, I am going to show you what a shaved rat looks like. NConn, bring in the spellbook and razor!"

And then NConn came bouncing in carrying the spellbook and razor and being the little sweetheart she is, even brought me in some Red Bull.

"KFee, is Nova in that cage?" I called, drinking it out of the can.

"Yeah! But she's not happy! Shall I knock her out?"

"Yes please! She'll come to in time for the good bit," I chuckle, opening the spellbook. Now what was that spell . . .?

"? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?!"

POOF!

"WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME!" Sparx wailed who is now a rat again.

"I do," I grinned, pulling out the razor. "Don't worry, it won't last long. And you'll get something nice . . ."

"Oh! Is it a new version of that plane from the last round?" grinned Sparx hopefully.

"NO!"

He looked so confused, it distracted him from the fact that I am shaving his rat fur off. "Then . . . what is it?"

"A surprise . . . DONE!"

Sparx screamed like a little girl to see that he was now REALLY a shaved rat. "Can I at least have my reward now?"

"Yup! KFee, bring out the cage!"

KFee did as she was told and brought out the cage with Nova who had just come to.

"Wait, WHAT? That's not a reward!"

"It is! It's cheese! You like cheese, don't ya?" I yelled at him.

"That's not cheese. That's Nova in a cage," said Sparx.

"DAMMIT, IT DIDN'T WORK!"

Nova's giving me the weirdest look ever. "What didn't work?" Then her face dropped when she saw the shaved rat. "GILAW WHY? YOU DIDN'T EVEN LIKE THAT MOMENT!"

"IT'S COMPLICATED! THIS IS A TRUTH OR DARE! I'M SUPPOSED TO TORTURE YOU YA LITTLE YELLOW BI-"

"Can you turn me back now?" Sparx is trying to play cute.

And it worked. So I turned him back.

"Monkey Doodle, it feels good to be back in monkey!"

I shrugged. "Whatever. Chiro, Truth or Dare?"

Since I'm so nice I let him change back into his normal clothes- okay I'm not THAT nice! The only reason I made him change back was because he was sweating. IN MY FAVOURITE DRESS!

"Dare."

"Okay. I dare you to jump into a pool of jelly . . ."

He just shrugged. "That doesn't sound TOO bad!"

"Well then I'm gonna ad a twist. I'm gonna throw some jellyfish in there. And you have to jump in NAKED!"

"Wait- WHAT? That's inappropraite!"

"I DON'T CARE!"

He looked pretty mad at that. "And what will you do if I refuse to do it?"

"CHIRO, I HAVE A METAL POLE HERE!"

"Then hit me," he said in a cocky tone.

Oh that was the last straw for me! I to whack him and you know what he did next? He grabbed the metal pole and whacked me right in the boobs!

AND THEN HE BROKE THE FOURTH WALL!

"CHIRO GET BACK HERE! I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU YET!"

"Bye!" he called cheerfully.

Damn it! Now I'll never fix that fourth wall. Well you know what? Spark that! I'm gonna go question Gibson.

"Gibby, truth or dare?"

"I will go for Truth. It is the more logical option."

"Have you ever done a Harlem Shake?"

"Great Scott, no I haven't! ME doing a Harlem Shake? That's absurd!" I love it when they lie like that.

"Then what's THIS?!" I press a button on the remote control I got out of nowhere and a little TV appears. I press another button and chuckle evily.

The screen reveals Gibson in a bikini dancing like a maniac to the Harlem Shake song, kinda like that intense video gamer who censored a certain body part.

I don't think I'm the only one who cracked up. Sparx, Nova and Antauri were laughing their butts off too and Gibson was as red as Sparx.

"Th- THAT'S NOT ME!"

"Yeah whatever Brainstrain," Sparx chuckled.

"ANYWAY! Antauri, Truth or Dare?"

"Well I don't want to give away anything personal . . . and you'll probably make me do Dare anyway. So I shall go for Dare," he replied. "And Please GiLaw, do not knock me out with that metal pole again. My head is quite sore."

"Aw don't worry 'Tauri I'm not gonna knock you out. Chiro took my metal pole. Anyway, here's the dare. I dare you to dye your fur black and put on your black helmet and these yellow eye covers. So you're pretty much black again."

"Well . . . that should be simple. What will I dye my fur with though?"

I handed him some black ink.

"Well I am glad there are so "Teams" involved," he said, giving me this pathetic little smile.

A little while later, as soon as I'd finished my Red Bull, Antauri had his fur completely black, his black helmet on and his yellow eye covers on. He looked just like the Antauri from the first two seasons- only darker . . . and less shiny.

"How do I lo-"

I AM PICKING ANTAURI UP AND I AM ABOUT TO THROW HIM THROUGH THE FOURTH WALL!

"GILAW, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

"TEAM SILVER BITCH! RAAAAAAAA-"