Elphaba: NO NO NO! NESSA IS ROOMING WITH ME! LET THE BEAUTIFULLY TRAGIC GIRL IN THE CHAIR GOOOOOOOO! *The chair went out of control to Elphaba's hands*

Boq: Oooh! Fireworks! *watches as he grabs Galinda and pulls her close*

Galinda: Ummmm... Who are you?

Boq: Why I'm Boq! The tallest Munchkin of all the Munchkins! *looks at the Dunkin Donut Munchkins* No offense!

Elphaba: Ummm... no you're not... I am...

Authoress 2: Elphaba! Boq is tall!

Elphaba: *looks at Boq* Ummm... He's shorter than my shoulders...

Shiz Student: Wait a minute! *takes Boq's pants down*

Galinda: *covers eyes*

Shiz Girls (except for Nessa): *gasps*

Boq: OH...SHIZ! *a short man on stilts* I'M SHORT, OKAY? BUT I GOT YOU AUTHORESSES! HEHEHEHE I PULLED A PRANK!

Authoress 2: I thought that was only on April Fools Day!

M.M.: YOU ARE IN THE SEMINAR!

Elphaba: Wait! What?

Galinda: Huh? OH! *raises hand* Madame Morrible?

M.M.: I include you in my sorcery seminar!

Elphaba: So, if I'm in sorcery, and then I'll be there and I'll keep up and then... *grins widely and weirdly*

Galinda: *hand still raised* MADAME MORRIBLE! I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION!

M.M.: Not now dear!

Elphaba: *stands there looking weird with a crazy smile*

Galinda: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! FINE THEN YOU BIG FAT M&M!

M.M.: Sooooooo sorry! I have a bad ear because I'm old!

Galinda: *glares* WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME?!

Boq: I don't hate you!

Galinda: Ummmm...

Nessa: I don't hate you!

Elphaba: I LOATHE YOU!

Glinda fans: WE LOVE YOU!

Galinda: I FEEL LOVED! *glares at Elphaba* Artichoke!

Elphaba: Bubble head!

Galinda: *glares*

Elphaba: WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT!?

Galinda: *is furious* AHHHH! *runs off*

Boq: MISS GALINDA! *runs after her*

Nessa: *chases Boq*

Elphaba: *standing there thinking things over again* Okay! I get into the socery seminar, and I'll do magic and then... *gasps*

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*collapses of lack of air*

Galinda: *in her room screaming so loud the the whole campus could hear* AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHH!

Boq & Nessa: *run out onto the stage and back off on the other side*