YEAH BABAY, IT'S TIME FOR ROUND FOUR OF TRUTH OF DARE!
I am getting bored here . . .
"GOOD!" Sparx yelled.
"Well I am so bored that I'm gonna ad Valina and Mandarin to the mix. And the rest of you . . . you're free to go."
"Woah woah woah, wait a sec. You're playing Truth or Dare with two of the villains, one of who is DEAD! You sure you know what you're doing?" said Sparx.
HE CARES ABOUT ME!
"I'm pretty evil myself. Why, do I look like I can't cope?"
The three monkeys (Antauri, Gibson and Sparx) shrugged and scampered off. Antauri especially looked relieved to go.
"NOT THROUGH THE FOURTH WALL!"
Too late.
"DAMMIT! I JUST HAD THAT FIXED!"
"WE DON'T CARE!" Antauri screeched at me. Yeah, he did seem pretty mad after all the times I knocked him out.
ALRIGHTY THEN! LET'S DO THIS SPARKY!
"Mandarin, Truth or Dare?"
"Why are we here anyway? The title says 'Challenging the HYPERFORCE!'" he yelled at me.
"I DON'T CARE!"
"Well I certainly hope you don't make us look ridiculous," said Valina. "Or mean."
"Like that time when she killed Sparx in one of my stories and called me a b****** at the end! I'm not a b*******. I'm a brony!" said Mandarin.
Awkward Silence.
"You watch 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic?'" Valina and I cracked up.
Mandarin blushed as red as Sparx. "Only sometimes! But I revealed something embarrassing about myself! Now I don't have to play!"
"OH NO YOU DON'T!"
And then Mandarin was suddenly strapped to a chair.
"How did I get here?"
"IT'S A FANFIC STORY! ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN!"
"I don't like this!" said Valina.
"SHUDDUP, I'M QUESTIONING MANDARIN HERE! Mandarin, Truth or Dare?"
"Well since I've already admitted something true about myself, I think I'll go for Dare."
"Okay then. I dare you to throw a tantrum like a five year old girl."
"Wh- WHA-?"
I grin my favourite evil grin. "You heard me. I dare you to throw a tantrum like a little five year old girl."
"I CAN'T DO THAT! SKELETON KING WILL-"
"I DON'T CARE, DOUBLE BACKFLIP!"
That kinda shut him up.
"Double Backflip? That doesn't make any sense! You didn't even move," said Valina.
"Meh. I just said that to get your attention. Now Mandarin, are you going to do the dare or what?"
He shook his head like a coward.
"Fine. But that means you have to wear THE CHICKEN COSTUME OF COWARDLY LOSERS!"
"WHAT?"
"WEAR IT YOU DUMB BITCH!"
"NOOOOOO!"
And then- oh my gosh, I still try not to laugh at the thought- he then threw a tantrum like a five year old girl.
"I DON'T WANNA WEAR THE CHICKEN COSTUME OF COWARDLY LOSERS!" he screamed. "I AM NOT WEARING THAT COSTUME!"
You'll be surprised to know that I actually got it on him in the end and he looked even more ridiculous. Right now he is sobbing like a baby. I even managed to get a nappy on him too. The things I do for your entertainment.
"Valina, Truth or Dare?"
"Truth please!"
If this goes to plan then IT WILL BE AMAZING! "Are you on Team Edward or Team Jacob?"
"SO TEAM JACOB!" she squealed.
"Really?" I stare at her.
"Really," she replied.
"REALLY?!"
"Really!"
Silence . . .
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"FANGIRL SQUEAL!"
"OH MY GOODNESS YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS! WE CAN KILL EDWARD TOGETHER!"
"YAY!"
And we're fangirl squealing and jumping around like loonatics and- OW!
And then I blacked out.
But that felt like my metal pole.
And I'm pretty sure I heard Chiro chuckling "Well Sparx is going to be very disappointed in you."
Still a better love story than Twilight -_-