Authoress 2: Someone get an inhaler!
Stage Person: *runs to Elphaba and puts an inhaler in her mouth and until Elphaba got back into character*
Elphaba: Thank you!
Authoress 1: GALINDA! GET OUT HERE! THE DUET SONG IS NEXT!
Galinda: OKAY OKAY! *comes out furious*
Elphaba: Who are you writing to, Miss Galinda? You're pretties?
Galinda: My parents! Who are you writing to? You're garden friends?
Elphaba: My dear father!
Galinda: Oh...
Elphaba: You expect my dear father is green too, don't you? Well that's racist!
Kate:
Everyone's a little bit racist sometimes!
Authoress 1: Wrong musical!
Kate: Oh! *leaves*
Galinda: Can we carry on?
Elphaba: BLONDE!
~music starts~
Galinda:
What is this feeling so sudden and new?
Elphaba:
I felt the moment! I laid eyes on you!
Galinda:
My pulse is rushing!
Elphaba:
My head is reeling!
Galinda:
The toilet's flushing! Oh, what is this feeling?
Authoress 1: Wrong lyrics!
Shiz Students: *comes out to hit Elphaba with books*
Galinda: *is confused*
Boq: We're on you're side!
Glinda fans: Us too!
Galinda: OH! *smiles* Thanks Biq!
Boq & Boq fans: IT'S BOQ!
Elphaba: Will you all cut that out!
Shiz Students:
Loathing! loathing! loathing! WE LOATHE IT ALL!
Galinda:
THERE'S A STRANGE EXILIRATION!
Elphaba: *scares her*
BOO!
Galinda:
AHHHHHH!
Elphaba: *cackles*