Boq: *sits next to Galinda*
ShenShen: HEY MUNCHKIN! My spot! Go sit with the guacamole and other munchkins over there!
Boq: Fine! *slowly walks over to Elphaba, Nessa, and the others*
Galinda: Hey ShenShen! OML! I love your nails!
ShenShen: Thanks! I got a manicure and a pedicure before school started back!
Boq: *sits*
Nessa: AMEN! *thanks the Unnamed God*
Elphaba: ...
Boq: *feels awkward*
D.D.: *already is silence and yells loudly* SILENCE, CLASS! SILENCE!
Galinda: *raises hand* I have a question!
D.D.: Yes Glinda?
Galinda: I was wonderi... IT'S GA-LINDA! WITH A GA! *cries*
Boq: *runs to Galinda and holds her*
ShenShen: Munchkin Geek! Get lost!
Authoress 1: ShenShen, you're fired!
ShesShen: *gets up* Hmph! *walks off stage*
D.D.: We have no lesson today, let's turn around the chalkboard and see...
All: *gasp*
Boq: *reads it aloud* ALL COWS EAT GRASS! *is offended* Some eat hay and grain!
D.D.: Oh! Wrong writing! *tuns it over*
All: *gasp*
Pfannee: Voldemort rises!
All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Galinda: *bawls*
Harry Potter: WHERE IS HE! I'M GOING TO KILL HIM! Avara Kedavera! *kills Pfannee*
Galinda: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H! *runs out of class*
Boq: GALINDA! *runs after her*
Nessa: BOQ! *chases him*
Elphaba: *pushes Harry Potter into the orchestra pit*
D.D.: Class! Back here! Wrong writing! *turns it over*
All: *gasp*
Galinda: *screams from her dorm room and the whole campus hears... again* AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHH!
Boq & Nessa: *run on stage and back off on the other side terrified*
Elphaba: *read aloud* STUPID MEATY ANIMALS SHOULD NOT BE SEEN OR HEARD! P.S. MUNCHKINS ARE CREEPY!
All: *leaves*
Boq: *comes back on stage* HEY! *leaves*
D.D.: CLASS DISMISSED!
Elphaba: Umm... the class already left! Are you okay?
D.D.: Yeah. I'm okay!
Elphaba: I can't hear you!
M.M.: *backstage* ME EITHER!
D.D.:
Elphaba, somthing Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ad is happening in Oz!
Elphaba: *smiles and laughs, not believing* What?
D.D.:
SOMTHING BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDD! Is happening in Oz!
To the animals...Like me!
Elphaba: Pfft! You have to be my favorite teacher! You're really funny!
NOTHING BAD IS HAPPENING IN OZ!
D.D.: Believe me! It is! Here's a book of the future! read this! *gives Elphaba the script*
Elphaba: *reads through everything* OH NO!
D.D.: *nods*
Elphaba: *leaves*
Authoress 1: YOU GET BACK ON THE STAGE OR I'LL BITCH SLAP YOU!
Boq: *backstage* Harsh...
Galinda: *laughs backstage*
Elphaba: *cries and hits Galinda*
Galinda: *cries*
Elphaba: Did I just hit you!?
Galinda: YES YOU DID!
Elphaba: WHY?
Galinda: ASK THE AUTHORESSES!
Elphaba: *to Authoress 1* WHY DID I HIT HER!?
Authoress 1: I think you were mad at her.
Elphaba: Since I'm mad at her! Can we sing the loathing song again!?
Authoress 2: NO!
Elphaba: Let me sing another song!
LET'S GATHER AROUND THE CAMPFIRE AND SING OUR CAMPFIRE SONG! OUR C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G-SONG!
Authoress 1: NOT THAT ONE! It's annoying!
Elphaba: Okay! Where is my book!