All: *go out on stage to look for book*
Fiyero: *arrives*
Avaric: *takes cart in Elphaba's direction*
Fiyero: *is asleep lazing around with sun glasses on*
Avaric: *is about to hit Elphaba*
Elphaba: HEY! I'M THIS CLOSE TO FINISH THE CHAPTER OF "BRAS AND BROOMSTICKS"! DANG IT! YOU! *slams book on the cart* WAKE UP YOU!
Fiyero: *snores*
Elphaba: *pushes the cart*
Fiyero: *wakes up and he falls in the orchestra pit*
Audience member fangirl: AWWWWW C'MON! Why do we get the geeks and the famous hunks go to the pit?
Harry Potter: Welcome to the club kid!
Galinda: *screams because she hears Harry Potter and sits by the statue that is on the stage*
Fiyero: *gets up and then came to Galinda* HELLO!
Elphaba: OH NO! *leaves*
Boq: MISS GALINDA!
Galinda: *cries* H-h-hi.
Fiyero: I thought you knew who I was?
Galinda: *realizes* Fiyero? Is that you?
Fiyero: I'm Fiyero Tiggular! The Winkie Hunk Prince of the Vinkus! And it is my...
Galinda: *hugs Fiyero*
Boq: GOD! I WANNA BE POPULAR!
Nessa: You're popular to me!
Boq: Fiyero! Can you teach me how to be popular?
Fiyero: You dance through life!
Boq: What?
Fiyero:
You see, the trouble with school is they always try to teach the wrong lesson. Believe me I've been kicked out of enough of them to know. They want you to become less callow, less, umm, shallow, but I say why invite stress in. Stop studying strife and learn to live the unexamined life.
Boq: Well! I love the book Guacamole was reading before you ran over it! And yes! I would love that!
Fiyero: What? You like reading?
Boq: Yes! And I want to be in the popular crowd!
Fiyero: *shakes head and laughs* That's not a good mix.
Boq: Here's the book Guac was reading! *gives it to him* It has women! "Bras and Broomsticks"
Fiyero: The title sounds good, but there's too many words!
Boq: Just look at the last chapter!
Fiyero: *opens book to last chapter*
Boq: *to Galinda* You look amazing today!
Galinda: Thanks! *to Fiyero* So what were y... ARE YOU READING?!
Fiyero: Just the last chapter! *finishes* This is cool! But boring *throws it to the light lampers*
Designer: YOU'RE PAYING FOR THAT!
Elphaba: *backstage* AND THE BOOK TOO!
Galinda: *giggles*
Fiyero: *to Galinda* Anyways, There's a party tonight at the Ozdust Ballroom. Do you want to come with me?
Galinda: Of course!
Dancer: *jumps on Fiyero*
Galinda: GET OFF OF HIM! *pushes the dancer off* HE'S MINE!
Dancer: *thrown in the audience*
Fiyero: So, I'll pick you up around 8:00, right!?
Nessa: *sits away from them*
Boq: Galinda...
Audience member: FINALLY SOMEONE HOT!
Galinda: *smiles at Fiyero* I'm going to go get ready! *runs off stage*
Boq: GALINDA! *goes after Galinda*
Fiyero: *stops Boq* I wouldn't go in there if I were you.
Boq: Why not!? *to Nessa, hesitates* Would you like to go to the dance with me?
Nessa: YES!
Boq: *wheels her offstage emotionless*
Elphaba: *comes back on* What did I miss!
Fiyero: EVERYTHING!
Elphaba: You stupid jerk! You're still paying for the book!
Nessa: *backstage* THANK YOU GALINDA!
Elphaba: What?
Galinda: *backstage also* WHAT DID I DO?
Nessa: You gave me Boq! I'm going to the party!
Galinda: Oh, you're welcome!
Authoress 1: Elphaba! Where's your hat!
Elphaba: What hat?
Galinda: *gives the pointy pink hat to Elphaba* HERE IT IS!
YOU TWO DESERVE EACH OTHER! YOU'RE INVITED TO THE PARTY!
Elphaba: OH NO! NO WAY!
Galinda: Wrong hat! *pulls the blue one out of the hat*
Elphaba: I'M TAKING THAT ONE!
Galinda: EWWWWWW! *pulls the black one out*
Authoress 2: GET ON WITH IT!
Elphaba: OKAY!