All: UH OH!
Elphaba: *cackles* I was joking Nessa! But I was hoping you would make that face! It was priceless! *laughs*
Nessa: Okay! *leaves*
Boq: *comes back on stage with Galinda* Is she gone?!
Elphaba: Yes!
Boq: THANK GOD!
M.M.: Miss Elphaba!
Elphaba & Boq: Oh no!
Galinda: What do you need you big fat M&M?
M.M.: I have mail here for the three of you!
Galinda: *gasps*
Elphaba: What is it!?
Boq: *opens an envelope* Ugh! Another letter from my parents! JOY!
Galinda: *opens a package* OOOOOOHHH! THE DOLL HOUSE I ORDERED 5 YEARS AGO! *randomly plays with it*
Boq: *is amazed by the doll house and plays with it with Galinda*
Elphaba: Ummmm...Guys? You are making your young fans jealous!
Young G(a)linda fan: I WANT ONE!
Boq: LET'S TAKE THIS BACKSTAGE!
Galinda: OKAY!
Boq & Galinda: *take doll house backstage and accidentally drop it on a Nessa doll*
Boq: *sarcastically* Oops!
Galinda: *giggles*
Nessa: Oooh! Dollies! I wanna play!
Galinda: Well, I have to go study, so go ahead! JUST DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!
Boq: What are you learning about? *winks at Galinda where Nessa doesn't see*
Galinda: Biology!
Boq: I LOVE BIOLOGY! Can I help?
Galinda: Sure!
Authoress 2: I GOT A 70 ON BIO REGENTS!
Boq: That's nice!
Elphaba: *looks in the envelope* GALINDA! GET YOU'RE PRETTY PINK BUTT OVER HERE NOW!
Galinda: My butt's pretty?
Elphaba: YES! NOW GET OVER HERE!
Galinda: *comes over with Boq*
Boq: WHAT IS IT!?
Elphaba: I GOT A LETTER FROM...THE WIZARD! FINALLY! *cackles*
Galinda: YAY! WHAT DOES IT SAY?
Elphaba: What is this? *opens a second envelope and hears party rock anthem blasting*
Galinda: *covers ears* AHH! TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!
Elphaba: *closes envelope and throws it at a violin player in the pit*
Violinist: OUCH!
Elphaba: Sorry! *reads the letter and then stands on one foot, places a glass of chocolate milk and sings the bikini bottom national anthem*
Galinda & Boq: *are confused*
Authoress 2: *joins*
Authoress 1: What are you doing?
Elphaba: The letter told me to do this!
Galinda & Boq: OH!
Nessa: *wheels herself beside Boq* What's going on guys?
All:
WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD! THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ!
Galinda: Wait! We're? Elphaba is the one going!
Boq: Yeah!
Nessa: *gasps* Good luck Elphaba! SAFE JOURNEY! *leaves*
Elphaba: NESSA! WAIT!
Boq: Let her go! I'll see you later Galinda! *leaves*
Galinda: *runs after Boq and gives him a hugs and gets back on stage*
Elphaba: Where's Fiyero? I saw him the other day!
Galinda: I don't know. Ever since you made me more intelligent, I've been hanging out with Boq!
Elphaba: I think Fiyero is cute and nice, but... ummmm... HE'S THINKING!
Galinda: *nods* I know! He kinda scares me now!
Authoress 1: HOLD IT! HOLD IT! How does he think when he's brainless! I mean...HOW?!
Galinda: I don't know!
Authoress 2: Ever since...
Authoresses, Elphaba, & Galinda: He cared for that old goat!
Elphaba: But I'm still confused!
Authoresses, Elphaba, & Galinda: *uses confused faces to the audience*
Galinda: WAIT! Dr. Dillamond went on Vacation!
Elphaba: After that!
Galinda: What happened?
Elphaba: Oh yeah! You weren't there! Okay! There was a lion cub and then Fiyero and I saved him! Then we both developed something!...So it's a long story!
Galinda: OH! So what were we talking about? OH YEAH!
Fiyero: *runs on stage carrying poppies* I have something for you! *gives Elphaba flowers*
Galinda: *faints*
Elphaba: *becomes all sleepy again* For me?
Fiyero: Yes you! *gives them to her*
Elphaba: *looks at them and falls in the floor asleep*
Fiyero: *is confused*
Galinda: *rolls over*
Fiyero: Galinda? Elphaba?