~SNOW COMES DOWN~
Fiyero: *wakes Galinda and Elphaba*
Galinda: *wakes* Is the tooth fairy here?
Elphaba: *yawns and sits up* That was the best sleep I ever had!
Fiyero: Hi girls! Time for bacon!
Galinda: Bacon!
Actor: *comes out with bacon*
Galinda: BACON!
Actor: Want some?
Galinda: *drools and nods*
Actor: *gives a piece to her*
Galinda: *takes it and eats it* THANK YOU!
Actor: *turns plate to Fiyero and Elphaba before Galinda eats it all*
Fiyero: No thanks!
Elphaba: I'm a vegetarian!
Authoress 2: HA! No wonder you eat too many vegetables! (drum beat)
Galinda: *giggles and sees Fiyero flirting with Elphaba* Are you having an affair?
Fiyero: ... *gives in* Yes. I'm so sorry!
Galinda: OH! It's okay! I am too! *takes plate of bacon*
Fiyero: Elphaba! Ummmm...I was thinking!
Elphaba: I thought you would be!
Fiyero: About the lion cub and all that!
Elphaba: Me too!
Galinda: I wanna change my name! It's long! I want it to be Glinda!
Elphaba: And I was thinking about lo... *a real train came into the theatre and ran over some people in an audience*
Audience member: MY LEG! MY LEG!
Train: *stops on stage*
Fiyero: Well! Okay! *kisses Elphaba and kisses Galinda's forehead* Safe journey! *leaves*
Glinda: OH NO! *cries*
Elphaba: Don't cry, Glinda!
Glinda: *has tears* Tell Boq I said I love him! *covers mouth because Fiyero didn't know*
Elphaba: He's gone!
Audience member: Ummmm...I see somebody in a Shiz uniform that was ran over by the train!
Glinda: *has a worried expression* WHAT?
Audience member: It's...Boq!
Glinda: *bawls*
Audience member: He's dead! Is someone here a preacher?
Glinda: *screams with horror and drops to the floor bawling*
Elphaba: *hugs Glinda*
Glinda: *clings to Elphaba* I'm changing my name back to Galinda! It's too hard to remember and Boq was always got it right!
Audience member: Wait! My mistake! It was the geeks who were thrown into the audience!
Elphaba: Hey! I have two tickets for the train *winks*
Galinda: *relieves and responds to what Elphaba said* Tickets to where?
Elphaba:
I'VE GOT TWO TICKETS TO PARADISE! I'VE GOT TWO TICKETS TO PARADISE!
Galinda: *screams of happiness* AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Elphaba: TO THEE EMERALD CITY!