All:
ONE WEIRD DAY IN THE SAPPHIRE CITY!
Elphaba: Are we at the wrong city!?
Glinda: *looks around* Everything's blue!
All:
ONE BAD DAY! IN THE RUBYISH CITYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Elphaba: Ummmm...THIS IS NOT EMERALD!
Glinda: Where's the castle?
All:
ONE GREAT DAY IN THE PINKISH CITY! ONE LONG DAY FULL OF SO MUCH TO DO!
Glinda:
AND IN EVERY WAY THAT YOU TALK IN THE CITY, THERE'S SOMEONE NEW, TALKING TO YOU, ABOUT SOME GOOD NEWS!
Elphaba: THAT DOES NOT FIT
Glinda: Sorry...
All:
AND THE DAY'S THROUGH!
Authoress 2: What the heck?
Elphaba: I know!
Lighting Man: Oh! Sorry! Silly me! I thought we were doing Spiderman the Musical: Turn off the Dark!
Glinda: *is confused* What are we doing again?
Elphaba: Hold it! Is this "Wicked"?
Others: Yes...Why?
Elphaba: I thought I was doing "Little Shop of Horrors" since I'm the plant!
Authoress 1: ...PLANT LADY! QUICK! GET WATER!
Glinda: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Elphaba: *runs away*
Lighting Guy: *switches to emerald* Here we go!
All: *chorused*
THANK YOU!
Elphaba: "Wicked"! LOST YOU'RE BLONDE BRAIN!
Glinda:
IF I ONLY HAD A BRAIN!
Boq: *backstage*
IF I ONLY HAD A HEART!
Authoress 2: You didn't lose it yet!
Boq: Mine's aching!
Glinda: YOU DO HAVE A HEART! IT'S CONJOINED WITH MINE! *covers mouth quickly and whispers* Is Nessa here? *is scared*
Authoress 1: NO! SHE'S IN A POTTY WITH A WHEELCHAIR!
Glinda: Good!
Elphaba: Hold it! Hold it! You mean she's wetting her wheelchair? GROSS!
Glinda: *thinks* EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Fiyero: Since she's doing that! I'm going to wet my pants!
Glinda & Elphaba: EWWWW! ABSOLUTELY NOT! GROSS!
Authoress 2: GO USE A BATHROOM!
Fiyero: I can't! Nessarose is in there! And she took a long time! What if she's...
Elphaba: DON'T EVEN SAY THAT!
Glinda: That's the women's restroom!
Fiyero: They haven't been invented in Oz yet! Not until 8 years!
Glinda: *smacks hand on forehead* You're so stupid!
Elphaba: GOT YOU'RE BRAIN BACK!?
Glinda: Hmmmm...Wait! Was I saying something bad!
Authoress 2: ALRIGHT! THAT'S IT! SOMEONE GET A DOCTOR!
Glinda: Why? A doctor is so unnecessary if I'm smart.
Doctor: *runs on stage to Glinda* Any problems?
Elphaba: She doesn't remember! Because of her stupid brain!
Glinda: *fell asleep and has the most random dream*
Doctor: *looks in her brain* Hmmmm...MMM HMMM! MMM HMMM! MMM HMM! Okay! She actually doesn't have a brain!
Audience: GET ON WITH IT! YA'LL ARE TAKING FOREVER!
All: *gasps*
Doctor: There's a huge bubble in there which was a bubble brain!
Glinda: What's today mean?
Doctor: *puts thing in Glinda's ear*
Authoress 2: OH GOD! WILL YOU DO IT SOMEWHERE ELSE! IT'S REVOLTING!
Elphaba: *stands in front of the thing*
Doctor: This thing is indestructible! It won't pop!
Elphaba: *grabs a pair of glasses and looks at Glinda* AHHHHHH! YOU'RE GREEN, TOO!
Glinda: You're wearing the Emerald City glasses, silly goose!
Elphaba: Oh yeah! Would you like a pair Mizzzzzz Glinnnnnnnnn...duh!?
Fiyero: *wets pants* Elphaba...Are you okay?
Glinda: *runs backstage* BOQ! THESE PEOPLE ARE SCARING ME!
Doctor: HEY! GET BACK HERE! WE NEED TO GET YOU'RE BRAIN BACK!
Boq: *is dressed as a werewolf to scare everyone* HI!
Glinda: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Audience: *dressed in alien costumes*
Glinda: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *ran back to the train station scene*~
Elphaba: *shakes Glinda awake*
Glinda: *wakes up* ELPHABA! *hugs*
Elphaba: *is hugged* You passed out while they were examining your brain.
Glinda: WHAT!?
Elphaba: It's okay! It's okay! You had a brain all a long!
Glinda: Oh...
Elphaba: *hugs tightly* No worries! I'll take you to the Emerald City anyways!
Glinda: *feels awkward* Ummm...
Elphaba: IT'S PAYBACK! WHEN YOU SAID... *mimicking Glinda* I like you! *hugs until noticing Glinda's face*
Glinda: ...
Elphaba: It's okay! WHO CARES! LET'S GO! YAY!
All: *sings the entire song*
Elphaba: Wow...That was fast!