Glinda: *nods* Where are we?
All: OH MY GOD!
Elphaba: THE EMERALD CITY!
Glinda: Oh...
The Wizard: *jumps out of the big head* Hey! What can I help you with?
Elphaba & Glinda: *screams* AHHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs away*
Authoress 1: Hey! BACK ON THE STAGE!
Elphaba: Not because of the sound! Because of that bomb!
Head: *explodes*
Wizard: OH! Sorry!
Glinda: *runs to Boq*
Elphaba & Glinda: *went back on stage*
Elphaba: YOU'RE REALLY THE WIZARD?!
Wizard: Yes!
Elphaba: *screams for 5 minutes and faints*
Glinda: *runs back to Boq due to screaming*
Authoress 1: CUT IT OUT!
Boq: Okay! *cuts in front of Elphaba's mouth with a scissors*
Authoress 2: NOT LITERALLY, YOU IDIOT!
Fiyero: I'M AN IDIOT!
Authoresses: WE KNOW!
Glinda: I thought this was supposed to be a romantic comedy?
Boq: Yeah!
Authoress 1: Not between you two!
Glinda: Surprise!
Elphaba: In between Fiyero and I?
Authoresses: Yes!
Elphaba: DANG! ANYWAY! SOMETHING TERRIBLE IS HAPP...
Wizard: I KNOW IT!
George: *runs in*
Elphaba: AHHHHHHHH! MONKEY! HI MONKEY!
Wizard: This is Geroge! He's very curious! And cute!
George: *kisses Elphaba*
Fiyero: HEY! AWAY FROM MY...
Elphaba: Fiyero! He's just a monkey! Are you thinking of green monkeys?
Fiyero: NO...
Glinda: Awww!
George: *went to Glinda and kisses*
Glinda: *giggles*
Boq: *get's a little jealous*
George: *runs to Boq to kiss*
Boq: *feels a little creeped out*
Wizard: ...And friendly!
M.M.: *comes in*
Elphaba: Oh no...
Boq: *holds Glinda*
Glinda: *holds Boq*
Elphaba: Ummmm...Galinda?
M.M.: HELLO! HELLO! Fancy free seeing you here!
Glinda: IT'S GLINDA! Huh?
M.M.: Glinda...Hello!
Glinda: Oh! HI!
Elphaba: Oh gee! Oz save me!
M.M.: I'm the press secretary! DUH!
Authoress 2: Gee! First a headmistress, now a press secretary!? How many jobs do you have?!
M.M.: I have 10!
Elphaba: Wow! Busy lady!
M.M.: Except I've been fired at some of them!
Glinda: *still clinging to Boq*
Boq: *still clinging to Glinda*
M.M.: I thought you could use this! *has a book*
Elphaba: Is it "Bras and Broomsticks"!?
Fiyero: *feels bad for running over the book*
Glinda & Boq: *holds hands while no one's looking*
M.M.: *smiles awkwardly* No!...It's The Grimmerie!
Elphaba: Really?
Wizard: *sings his song*
Glinda: *is a little creeped out*
Boq: *holds Glinda*
Elphaba: GIMME! *grabs a book did a spell and hears George screaming*
Chistery: *runs on stage screaming*
Elphaba: WRONG MONKEY! WHERE'S THE CUTE ONE THAT KISSES?
Glinda & Boq: *cling to each other again*
Authoress 2: *to Boq* WILL YOU GET OFF THE STAGE! YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN THIS SCENE!
Boq: YES I AM!
Authoress 2: NO YOU'RE NOT!
Boq: YES! I AM!
Authoress 2: NO! YOU ARE NOT!
Boq: Fine! *to Glinda* See you at intermission! *kisses and leaves*
Glinda: *kisses Boq back and waves* Bye! *to Authoresses* Neither is Fiyero!
Fiyero: *leaves*
Monkeys: *scream and grow wings*
Elphaba: OH NO! I WANT AN AIRPLANE! NOT A MONKEY BAT!
Glinda: AHHH!
M.M.: SHE HAD MAGIC ALL ALONG! I KNEW IT!
Elphaba: You did all this!? *to the wizard* And you! CAGES? SPIES? WINGS? PAINFULNESS? *gasps* YOU BOTH SET ME UP! I'M OUTTA HERE! *runs off stage with a grimmerie*
Glinda: ELPHIE! WAIT ON ME! *runs after her*
Wizard: FIND HER! AND BRING HER BACK TO ME!
Gale Force: YES SIR! *runs off*
Wizard: The other way you morons!
Gale Force: Oh yeah! *runs the other way*