Elphaba: *runs to a room being followed by Glinda and locks the door*
Glinda: Why did you lock the door!? Are we gonna party?
Authoress 1: NO!
Glinda: Shiz...
Elphaba: I need a way to barricade the door! *finds a broom...which was a mop* I'll use this!
Authoress 2: HOLD IT! Elphaba! That's a mop! You need a broomstick!
Elphaba: SERIOUSLY!? *finds a broom and blocks the door*
Glinda: *puts CD player away*
Authoress 1: Where did you even get that CD player?
Glinda: The mall! It was on sale!
Elphaba: Seriously?
Glinda: Seriously! *changes the subject* Why are we barricading the doors?
All: *hears the door slamming*
Elphaba: THAT'S WHY!
Glinda: Oh! I forgot to tell you! They're coming to get you!
Elphaba: Yes! I heard!
Authoress 1: GET ON WITH IT!
Elphaba: *sings the whole two verses* WOW! THAT WAS FAST! *opens the book and reads and does a spell*
Glinda: *whines* I DON'T WANT TO GROW WINGS!
Elphaba: NO! I DO!
Glinda: Oh...
Elphaba: Hey! WHERE ARE MY WINGS! *sees a broom levitating with smoke* Cool! On second thought! Broom would be nice!
Glinda: Oooh!
Elphaba: Hey! Come on! Let's go! Think of what we could possibly do...Together!
Glinda: You don't want to come to my engagement party? *cries*
Elphaba: YOU BLONDE! DO YOU WANT ME KILLED?
Glinda: NO! BUT YOU CAN WATCH FROM THE SKY!
Elphaba: I don't know!
Guards: *come in*
Elphaba: *went on the machine and went in the air singing*
Glinda: I miss you already!
Guards: Get out of here Glinda!
Glinda: NOOOOO!
Guards: *start to drag her out*
Glinda: *cries*
Boq: *swings on a rope and falls in* LET THE PRETTY BLONDE GIRL GO!
Guards: *lets her go*
Glinda: *clings onto Boq and cries*
Elphaba:
BRING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DOWN! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !
All:
DDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW NNNNNNNNNNNN!
~lights flicker off~
Elphaba: Wow! That was fast!
Glinda: TACO TIME!
Boq: *grabs Glinda's hand and runs with her to get some food*
Elphaba: NAP TIME!
Fiyero: PRETTY GOODNESS TIME!