Alo everyone! Hope you guys all enjoyed chapter 1 about Tamaki, because from this point on I'll be taking requests for who you want to see the adventures of! It could be a host, a Lobelia Girls' Academy member, anyone who has been in two or more episodes! Just post in the reviews who you'd like to see get drunk. XD

The Adventures of a Drunk Kyoya Ootori, Third of His Kind

Exhibit A: He's so unsteady.

Haruhi walked around the party, drink in hand. She didn't plan on drinking it; it was for throwing in people's faces, mostly the hosts, who seemed to all have their own, special kind of drunk. Haruhi could spot Kyoya in the middle of a ring of girls, dancing. The girls were very unhelpful, for they had drank too, and were suggesting dance moves for Kyoya. He was wobbly, bubbly, and just flat out annoying.

Haruhi broke through the crowd watching Kyoya do the cha cha slide and was immediately pulled into Kyoya's arms. He looked down at her and took the drink from her hand, setting it gently on the floor. Haruhi looked at him with pure disgust. He was such a pervert when he was drunk! But was it really his fault? "Kyoya-"

"Shh, save it for the dance," Kyoya replied, giggling and placing his finger over Haruhi's mouth, then sticking it inside. "Your tongue is moist!" he chuckled.

Haruhi grabbed Kyoya's wrist and yanked it away from her, causing Kyoya to get his finger out of Haruhi's mouth. "No shit, Kyoya," she replied to his comment. Kyoya dipped the girl and the fangirls squealed. "What're you-"

Suddenly Haruhi was in the middle of a wobbly tango where Kyoya attempted to spin Haruhi and by the time she hit her second spin he was on the ground, and with no support Haruhi fell down too, somehow landing right on top of him, his face facing up. Haruhi blushed madly and Kyoya placed his hands on the back of Haruhi's head, causing her to kiss him. She heard a click, a laugh, and a "THAT'S ONE FOR THE SCRAPBOOK!"

Exhibit B: He's bringing sexy back.

Haruhi got up off the man, pushing her hands on the ground. She could feel him trying to kiss her longer, but she stood and walked away quickly. Kyoya shrugged and went back to doing the cha cha slide.

Haruhi took a spot at a table with the rest of the hosts. She could see each of them had a drink and were quite obviously drunk. They all were drunk differently, somehow. Kyoya was that sexy-drunk that Haruhi was hoping to get away from. However, in a matter of minutes, Kyoya had conjured himself right behind Haruhi and was nibbling on her neck. She squealed, the sensation alarming her. She then tried to push Kyoya's face away from her neck, when he whispered. "Them other boys don't know how to act."

"What?" Haruhi asked, not knowing where he was going with this.

"I'm bringing sexy back," he explained.

Exhibit C: He's good at karaoke..?

Haruhi was thinking hard on how to get rid of the drunk senpai. "Kyoya," she finally said, getting an idea, "why don't you try karaoke?"

"Only if you'll do a duet with me!" Kyoya sang-replied.

"No, no never. I am NOT good at singing."

"Oh come on!" Kyoya grabbed Haruhi's wrist and she struggled to get free. He pulled her onto the stage where the karaoke was taking place and requested to sing a duet with the girl. Before she could say no, she was being handed a microphone and singing along to a cruddy version of 'Love Shack' by the B-52s.

Kyoya was exceedingly good at singing. He hit every note and didn't even look at the screen. Haruhi was shocked by his talent.

Towards the middle of the song, Haruhi decided to sing softer and softer until you could only hear Kyoya, and the crowd cheered. Were they cheering for him singing loudly or for her stopping singing?

Alright, that's all for this chapter! Thank you guys for reading, favoriting, and reviewing, because I'll be taking requests on characters!