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I am very sorry I haven't uploaded! My computer is in rehabe and OMG I'M A GENIUS! I FIGURED OUT HOW TO UPLOAD FROM MY IPOD! I'M SO SMART! I could even be the first one. I really am impressed with myself.

-strokes ego-

Rima: You suck...

Nagihiko: Well, Rima-chan you don't to be so mean to Miyuki-sensei!

Me: I swear, ever call me Miyuki-sensei again and I will personally use my pudding spoon and scoop out your eye balls.

Rima: I'm depressed because your forgot about my insult, so now I'M doing the disclaimer :}

Me: FUCK DISCLAIMERS! FROM NOW ON I HEREBY CAST A PERMINATE DISCLAIMER! NO MORE DISCLAIMERS ARE NEEDED BECAUSE I DISCLAIM THE WHOLE STORY blahdy blah blah. And just incase you're wondering, this chapter is all in Rima's POV because I'm so awesome. Next chapter I will use my geniusy mind to make it all Nagihiko's POV. :} enjoy, terdburgers.

My hand finds his face and, if you think I slapped him, I did no such thing! How could you, my precious fans think that? I clawed him though. Yeah, that'll teach him.

He's leans back. There's blood on his face from where my fingers dug into his face. He holds his hand to his cheek and lets his bangs cover his eyes. O

Slowly, I reach out my hand. He looks up with red cheeks and a very suprised expression.

Oh, and if you thought I was going to touch his cheek or cup his face which would be impossible because my hand is the size of his cheek, then you obviously don't know me. I CLAWED him. CLAWED.

Well, I didn't touch his cheek or cup his face. I flicked him. On the forehead.

"WHAT THE HELL YOU CHIBI DEMON?" He screamed, angered. I grin evily.

"It was revenge because you just KISSED me", I answer.

"LIKE ITS A BIG DEAL! You thumped me and it hurts when all I did was kiss you? Thwat!"

"Two questions. Do you even care you just robbed my first kiss and what the fuck is a thwat?" I ask. But what the fuck is a thwat? Is it a type of pudding? I'm seriously confused.

"That was...your first kiss?" He asks terrified. You know, I think he's ignoring my second question.

"Yes, you fucktard", I say. I'm currently experimenting with new insults. So far I have fucktard, dickweed and Terdburger. I can't really take credit for Terdburger though.

"And how old are you?" Asks the fucktard.

"16."

I look at him and he stares back.

Starestarestarestarestaresta restarestarestare

And then he starts laughing. He's LAUGHING

HE'S FUCKING LAUGHING!

"WHAT'S SO FUNNY?!" I shout. Dammit, his laugh is contageous because I start giggling like an insane dude puppy. Oh my god, what has come of me?

"It's...just that...you only...just...had your first...kiss", He says through fits of insane giggles. EEEEEEVVVVVIIIIIIILLLL.

"Well yeah. What's wrong with that?"

"It's just...I had my first kiss when...I was...5", He says still laughing like a retarded seal. Literally. He's clapping his hands togther now. As I said, retarded seal. Yay another insult!

LIST OF INSULTS OWNED BY MASHIRO RIMA

Terdburger

Fucktard

Dickweed

Retarded Seal

"I'm sorry but I find that a little hard to believe. The next thing your going to tell me is that you lost your virginity at 7 and was a prostitute at 12", I sneer. Of course he's lying.

"Well, maybe not the prostitute part." He winks. My face goes as white as a ghost. He lost his innocence. His purity. When he was 7?

"Just kidding! Calm down!" Stupid trolling fucktard.

"That isn't something to joke about, idiot!"

"You technically started the joke", he says in a I'm-so-smart-now-deal-with-it-bitch voice.

"Did not!" I say. Okay I know I might have started the joke but... blaming other people is much more fun then taking the blame yourself.

"Yes", he says. "You did."

"No, I did not."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

TEN MINUTES LATER

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"ALRIGHT ENOUGH OF THIS CRAP!" I scream.

"You started-" I cut him off.

"One more word", I say with a deadly glare. "And I'll cut off all of your disgusting purple hair of your head."

"Disgusting? You little chibi demon child!" Nagihiko yells at me outraged. As much as I like spending time with this good for nothing terdburger, I'll probably be heading out soon.

"Look you stupid terdburger, incase you haven't noticed you banished me already. So yeah, I think I'll be going. Right now", he justs stares at me with the The-fuck-is-wrong-with-you expression. Wonder what thats about...

"No leaving this time. You'll be staying here until... further arrangements are made." I get up and head to the door, not listening to a word the terdburger/fucktard/shemale says. I wonder if I can combine all three words?

He sighs. HE EVEN SUGHS EVILY! "The doors locked and I have the only key, chibi demon", he says evily. Again I shall say it. EEEVVVIIILLL.

"Doesn't bother me", I say calmly. Slowly, I spin around and face him, a wicked smile on my lips.

I scream. Loudly. Loud enough to destract him while I make an escape.

He blocks his ears and I spin around, kicking the door numerous times.

I keep kicking, the door coming loose.

"H-Hey! Stop it!" Nagihiko screams at me. He gets up but I scream even louder and more high pitched. My screams are MAGICAL *sparkley sparkley pretty pretty*

I kick my hardest and what could have broken my toes mind you, and the door swings open and I run through. There's thumping behind me and I turn to see Nagihiko sprinting after me. Great. Looks like the Terdburger decided to come for a run.

Aww crap. No way can I outrun Nagihiko. But luck must be on my side because...

He trips over his own feet and I laugh loudly.

Before I turn the corner I lean over my shoulder and poke my tounge out at Nagihiko, smiling evily.

WOOOOOOHOOOOOOO

Next chapter out soon because I have nothing better to do.

Rima:...I'm going to go find cake.

Nagihiko: I'm going to bed...

Me: Well aren't you two terdburgers grumpy?

Rima: Yes fucktard. I am extremely grumpy. Partly bevause you didn't go into depths about the Nagihiko flesh under my nails.

Nagihiko: .-.

Me: BAIH LOYAL FANS AND BITCHES THAT READ MY STORY!