Glinda: *comes out in Thank Goodness dress and Boq is by her side*
Authoress 2: GLINDA! YOU HAVE TO BE WITH FIYERO!
Glinda: ... WHY?
Authoress 1: THE SCRIPT SAYS SO! DO IT OR YOU'RE FIRED!
Glinda: OKAY! FINE!
Fiyero: *whispers to Glinda* Are you okay!?
~music starts~
Glinda: *nods* Yes, I'm fine. Are you okay?
Fiyero: CRAZY! The fans sneaked in my dressing room while I was changing into this! And when I saw them, I was taking my golden underwear off, and they freaked! And then I quickly changed before the fans attacked me!
Glinda: ... Nice...
~music stops~
Authoress 1: Glinda! It's your turn to sing!
Glinda: Huh? OH! *forgets words* Uhhh...
Fiyero: Are you sure you're okay?
Glinda: Yeah... Ummm...
CHESTNUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE! JACK FROST NIPPING AT YOUR NOSE! YULETIDE BEING SUNG BY A CHOIR AND FOLKS DRESSED UP LIKE ESKIMOS!
Authoress 1: Wrong song!
Glinda: Sorry! I forgot the words to the other one!
Authoress 2: GET TO THE ENGAGEMENT ALREADY!
Ozian: You're engaged?
Fancy Ozian: CONGRATULATIONS!
Glinda: WHAT?! WHO AM I ENGAGED TO?
Nessa: *backstage* FIYERO, YOU DUMB BLONDE! C'MON!
Glinda: *has panic attack* WHY?!
Authoress 1: The script says that! SO DO IT! OR YOU'RE FIRED!
Glinda: *cries* FINE!
M.M.: *comes in*
Glinda & Fiyero: *mumbles* Not again!
M.M.: *sings*
Fiyero: Why is she here? I hate her looks! Far worse than Elphaba...Where is she anyways? I invited her!
Nessa: She's taking a nap in her room! Just leave her!
Glinda: SHHHHHHHHHHH! *whispers* Don't even mention her today, okay? We could get in a whole lot of trouble. I invited her too, but she could easily be caught!
Fiyero: Oh! Okay! Actually! I think she's dead! Mind if I...
Nessa: No!
Glinda: Yes! SHUT UP NESSA!
Fiyero: I'm looking to see if she's dead already!
All:
GOOD NEWS! SHE'S DEAD!
Authoress 2: SHE'S NOT DEAD YET YOU IDIOTS!
Glinda: She's not, Fiyero!
All: Dang! Then...
GOOD NEWS! ENGAGED! THE PRINCE AND GLINDA ENGAGED!
Authoress 1: SHUT UP!
Glinda: *screams*
All: *shut up due to overly emotional Glinda*
Glinda: THANK YOU! I'M NOT ENGAGED! Yet...
All: Whatever! Then...
Fiyero: I'm going to check on Elphaba to make sure if she's dead! *leaves*
Glinda: Okay! Bye! *runs offstage for Boq* I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER! TODAY!
Authoress 2: Boq! GET READY FOR YOUR SCENE! YOU'RE NESSA'S PERSONAL SERVANT!
Boq: *mumbles* Shit...
Glinda: *whispers* No worries! I'll save you!
Boq: Okay!