Nessa: GET OVER HERE NOW!
Boq: Yes, Mistress?
Glinda: *hides in wardrobe by herself in Nessa's castle*
Fiyero: Glinda! Be Elphaba! Change! Quick!
Glinda: No! I have to do something! I made a promise!
Fiyero: Who cares!? The authoresses are totally annoying! Trust me! Elphaba is dead! She's snoring like crazy! Please! I'll get her before the love scene! I can't do it without her! Please handle it!
Glinda: *snaps fingers* I GOT DIS, BRUH!
Fiyero: GOOD GIRL! GO GO GO GO! MOVE IT! MOVE IT! MOVE IT!
Glinda: *doesn't change, but jumps out of the closet right behind Nessa without her noticing*
Fiyero: What the hell are you doing?
Glinda: *upset* THANKS! YOU RUINED IT!
Fiyero: *grabs her and runs offstage* I thought you're going to be acting Elphaba! C'MON!
Glinda: BBBOOOQQQ! *screams* I had a plan!
Boq: *does Nessa's orders and ran backstage*
Nessa: Well! What else!?
Authoress 1: WHERE'S ELPHABA!?
Glinda: *yells from backstage* TAKING A NAP! WHAT DO YOU THINK? PLAYING BINGO?
Authoress 1: Again? Please wake her up!
Fiyero: No! Let the angel sleep!
Boq: *grabs Glinda out of Fiyero's arms and holds her* Are you okay?
Glinda: Yes! I just miss you!
Boq: Awww! *holds Glinda tight*
Fiyero: Authoresses! Leave her alone to rest! Poor thing!
Nessa: *wheels herself backstage* What is goi... WHAT? BOQ!
Boq: *runs away*
Glinda: *doesn't attempt to run after him, because she would just be running away her self from a non violent person* Yes, Nessa?
Nessa: ...Whatever *rolls away near a fire*
Boq: NESSA! ARE YOU BLIND!? YOU'RE GOING TO GET BURNED!
Glinda: ... WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?
Nessa: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY SHOES ARE FLAMMABLE! *rolls quickly on stage with fire all over*
Glinda: Umm... All shoes are flammable...
Nessa: Not the one with jewels! DUMBO! IT'S WORSE!
Authoress 1: I GOT THE WATER! *throws it on Nessa's shoes*
Nessa: *runs out of her chair*
Glinda: *is confused*
Nessa: Wait a minute... Did I jump out of the chair?
Boq: ... *realizes she can walk and mumbles* Shit...
Authoress 2: Yes! Yes you did!
Nessa: AHHHHHHHHHHH! Wait my shoes! They're red!
Boq: More like ruby!
Glinda: I WANT YOUR SHOES!
Nessa: NO!
Elphaba: *comes out wearily* What's going on?
Glinda: I want Nessa's slippers so bad! ...Well! Forget it! Go back to sleep!
Elphaba: Okay. *leaves*
Fiyero: NOOO! DON'T LEAVE! I NEED YOU!
Glinda: Wanna nap with her?
Nessa: Ewwww!
Boq: SHUT UP, NESSA!
Nessa: WHAT A MEAN THING TO SAY, BOQ!
Fiyero: *leaves with Elphaba*
Boq: I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY!
Glinda: Yes Sweets? *listens*
Authoress 2: I'm going to get tacos! *leaves*
Boq: I LOVE...GLINDA! SHE'S A ROYAL PINK FAIRY PRINCESS WITCH! SHE SMELLS OF STRAWBERRIES! HER LIPS TASTE LIKE BERRIES, TOO! I'LL RESCUE HER WHEN SHE'S IN TROUBLE! I LOVE HER SOOOO MUCH!
Nessa: So... you came here... to tell me... that you never... *cries* liked... ME?! YOU BASTARD! YOU LEAD ME ON! YOU ARE SUCH A HORRIBLE PERSON! YOU'RE WORSE THAN MORRIBLE! *bawls* NOOOOOOOO! YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME! *sees that Elphaba left the Grimmerie on the stage and picks it up and turns to a page* FINE! IF I CAN'T HAVE YOUR HEART, NO ONE CAN! *says a random spell and turns the fans into chickens*
Chickens: BOQ BOQ BOQ BOQ BOQ!
Boq: Hey! They're calling my name!
Glinda: HE'S MY BOQ!
Authoress 1: This ain't good!
Nessa: Wrong spell! *looks through page and found it and says it*
Glinda: *quickly took her shoes off* Hehe!
Boq: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! HEART! MISSING! HELP HELP!
Glinda: OH NO! *says a spell to make him feel good without a heart but is too late and does the "Tin Man" one*
Boq: *falls asleep*
Nessa: I'm out of here!
Boq: *wakes* What happened? Is the scene over!
Nessa: *craws out off stage*
Glinda: Yes! I have to go now! See you in a few, Love!
Boq: Okay!
Glinda: *kisses Boq's metal forehead and then leaves*
Boq: *waves*
Fiyero: *comes on stage* Okay! Elphaba is still asleep!
Boq: Hey, Fiyero!
Fiyero: I'll be right back! *grabs a random box of chocolates from behind a prop and goes to wake Elphaba*
~In the dressing room~
Elphaba: *out cold*
Fiyero: *comes in* I brought you some chocolate!
Elphaba: *still asleep*
Fiyero: *wakes her*
Elphaba: *wakes slowly* Hey!
Fiyero: Come on! Your scene's next!