Hi...

Guess who got... a frog?
Rima: Lying isn't very attractive you know.
Nagihiko: And being a chibi devil isn't either but I love you!
Rima: Get off me, fucktard!
Me: Anyway, you know how the last chapter was called "The Turdburger and Me"? Well, everyone just pretend that it was called: "The Fucktard and Me". It sounds better.
Rima: JUST GET TO THE FIC ALREADY!

I watch the chibi demon turn the corner and continue running.

"Dammit", I whisper to myself.

She escaped. Damn her...

I slowly get up. My knee hurts from when I fell. I won't be able to catch her with a hurt knee.

I stand there for a while enjoying the scenary. And by that I mean I'm looking at the floor. A maid comes around the corner, bows to me then stumbles off.

"Is the cost clear?" a quiet voice asks from my pocket.

"Yeah. Come on out, Temari. Rhythme", I tell my two spaz Shugo Chara's.

"Good morning, Nagihiko!" Temari says brightly, appearing from her egg.

"Yo", says my other mini demon Rhythm.

I ignore them and walk down the hallway. DAMMIT. DAMMIT.
How could I let that turdburger escape? Oh well...

And I even bombed the Kongdom of Brown for her. Now I have to send a apology letter, and even chocolates!

I look over at my mini demons. They're talking quietly about dancing or whatever Charas talk about.

We continue down the hallway.

"Nagi! We haven't character transformed in a while. Why don't we do it now for fun?" Rhythm asks excitedly.

"Absouletly not", I tell him firmly.

"Why not?" He groans.

I glare.

"Because I said so. You can't make me."

"Actualy," Rhythm says with a evil smile. "I can."

"Han on a sec-" I try to say, but don't end up finishing.

"Nagihiko's heart! UN-LOCK", Rythm says playfully while doing the unlocky hand movement thing.

I stand there for a secon. But nothing happens.

"Ha", I say evily. "No character-" before I can finish, a small feminie voice calls out.

"Who... are you?"

I look around along with Temari and Rhythm.

A small, fragile egg carefully floats down the hallway. I can smell the evil.

Hang on... evil has a scent?

Oh well.

Slowly, I reach out to the egg which is now floating in mid air.

"Who... are you?" Calls out the same evil-smelling voice.

Hang on, now sound has a smell? What's next, you can hear scent?

I pick up the egg. As it lays in the palm of my hand, a bright light surrounds it.

"Who are you?" Repeats the black egg. Theres a pattern of light gray flowers going all the way around.

"Fujisaki... Nagihiko", I tell the egg softly.

The light grows out and I sheild my eyes. With a cracking sound, I look up and see a small, emotionless chara standing there.

"I am Kuro-Hana", she, Kuro-Hana, says.

I study the creepy chara. Long black hair with a dying rose clips parts of the hair onto the back of her head. She's wearing a black shirt and a grey tie which has a pattern of red flowers trailing down. A red and white checkered skirt completes the look. Her left hand holds a long steel scythe where as her right is empty.

She smiles at me.

"That", she says in a synical voice. "Is perfect..

A cold feeling envelopes me. Before I lose complete control of my mind, I hear Rhythm say in a excited voice:

"That... is so COOL!"

Stupid fucktard chara. I mean seriously. A new evil chara appears and you say cool. Turdburger...

Then... black.

CONTINUED IN CHAPTER 10!

I feel this chapter needed more comedy...
Rima: -shiny eyes- Yes, indeed it did.
Nagihiko: It was just fine to-
Me: Next chapter, I swear I will make you all laugh to the point you almost puke.
Nagihiko: Oh joy... =_=