Hello again! Someone requested I do Renge drunk, but I'm gonna wait until I do all the hosts, and since Haruhi never really got a chapter dedicated to herself, she'll be next. XD PLEASE PUT THE PITCHFORKS AWAY! Mother?! Why are you in the angry mob?

The Adventures of a Drunk Haruhi Fujioka, Commoner for Life

Exhibit A: The photo album (shout-out for you if you can guess the name of the album correctly without going back!).

Haruhi sat with her back resting on a photo booth, drink in hand. She looked at her cup with an evil grin; it looked extremely sexy with its red shiny surface, at least to Haruhi. She rubbed her finger along it, blushing at the touch. "Hey there, Solo," she giggled. She dove inside the photo booth with cup in hand, taking four pictures of her somehow making out with the cup, how she did that boggles even Kyoya's mind.

Before Haruhi could grab the photos that came out on the outside, the twins took them, snickering. "Another four for the photo album!" they chuckled, running along with the strip.

"I guess we have to take some more," Haruhi said to the inanimate object. Mori stood at the side, drooling and watching the girl caress the cup with such tenderness. His mind was completely blank.

Haruhi again was too slow to capture the pictures, this time Kyoya being the thief. "These ones are going on my wall!" Kyoya giggled, dragging Tamaki along behind him. "I'll give you the picture of your choice, babe," Kyoya whispered to the blonde.

"Alright sweetie," Tamaki replied, kissing him on the cheek. Something about yaoi boys turned Haruhi on that night.

Exhibit B: Haruhi the stripper.

The twins still ran around with a camera, snapping pictures. However, they weren't getting any of Haruhi; she was after two boys in particular and couldn't seem to get them apart. Even when they went to throw up they were hand in hand, sharing the same toilet, sink, or urinal that they were puking in. Haruhi sighed, finally giving up. "How do you get two hot homosexuals away from each other?!" Haruhi asked Hunny. He lifted his head off of his arms.

"Don't ask me. I don't give a fuck about your problems." With that he returned his head to his hands. Haruhi glared at him. He was sexy too. She grabbed him by the wrist, him protesting but not putting up a fight. Haruhi led him into a dark, empty room.

*Suddenly, we switch to the twins, since this is rated T!*

The twins saw Haruhi dragging a cussing Hunny senpai behind her into a room. They slowly approached said room, cracking the door open just enough to take pictures. Haruhi nor Hunny noticed the flash of the camera; they took at least twenty pictures. They pulled the camera back so they could see the pictures, and were surprised to see with every picture, Haruhi lost a piece of clothing. First her shoes, then socks, jewelry, the ribbon in her hair, her overcoat, the cardigan, the jeans, the shirt, then the undergarments. The twins' mouths watered as they flipped through the pictures. "Haruhi's a stripper!" they sang, running through the middle of the dance floor, still observing the pictures.

Exhibit C: Will she finally manage to tame the homos?

Haruhi was finished with Hunny; he was boring and bland when he was drunk. She slipped on her clothes, leaving him to sit in the dark room alone. She again began looking for Tamaki and Kyoya, thinking it was just as good with the two at the same time than separately. She found them dancing together on the dance floor. She grabbed both of them by their wrists, neither objecting. She took them into the same dark room as before, where Hunny was passed out on the floor. "What're you doing?" Tamaki asked Haruhi.

"Well, I thought I'd make out with you now," she explained bluntly.

"Okay."

Soon the three were in the middle of a triangle of making out and the twins were back. They snapped picture after pictures, the hosts not realizing where this would end up.

That's it for this chapter! Next chapter will be Renge, after that I'll take requests! I will also have an epilogue chapter that shows the hosts taking a look at these pictures! I think it'll be quite hilarious! XP