Yo!

I am a SPARKLE GOD!
Rima: No, you're a Sparkle Freak.
Me: And you're a tsundere-spaz!
Rima: AM NOT, FUCKTARD!
Nagihiko: Yeah right...
Kuro-Hana: Nagihiko, I wish for this girl to be "disposed" of -points to Miyuki-
Me: Huh?!
Nagihiko: Hana, no. STOREH TIME!

I run liking a spaztic frog down the corridor. I have no freaking idea where I am. Oh wait...

I'm in a castle...

Fuck.

I speint to the next corner and peer around like a ninja-spy. Around the corner a medium sized blond bishounen and a green haired megane are walking down the corridor, talking a little too loudly.

"I can't wait", says the blonde bishie.

"Yes", says the megane, pushing up his over-sized spectacles. "This meeting seems interesting."

"OI! Kiddy King, four eyes where ya going? Wait up for me!" calls a hot voice.

I sneak a peek and see a blue haired ikemen chasing after them.

"Go away, Tsukiyomi Ikuto", says the bishie garshly. I don't like the bishie very much...

"Oh come on! It's a royal meeting of the 5 Royal Families! At least let me walk next to you", the sexy blue haired dude says. He seems annoying.

The bishie sighed and they continued to talk and walk.

Crap. Crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap.

They come closer and closer to me and I panick.

Closer.

Closer.

Fuck.

They're almost where I am when I have a brilliant idea.

Ok, it's not that great but it's better then being arrested.

Actually, it's a really stupid idea.

Meh. I'm reckless I guess.

Plus I feel in a spontaneous mood. And I had imaginary cornflakes for breakfast so I'm soooo full of energy

(A/N:coughcoughSarcasmCoughcough-)

I crouch down and the three princes round the corner.

I launch myself at the megane. He makes a suprised rat sound and I bite his leg. He swears and starts hopping around. I push him easily to the floor then spin to the other two.

The blue haired one looks, apart from secy, dangerous. Better take him out next.

Besides. The other one looks weak and easy.

I kick the blue haired one in the shins and when his hands dart down to to his shins I then slap him and turn to the blonde.

I punch him right across the face, sending him back. That's all tgats needed.
I have to risist the urge to scream out:

"RIMA ANGRY! RIMA SMASH!" and start smashing stuff on them so they can't get me.

I start running. The blue haired prince screams at me to stop but I ignore it and sprint on.

Besides…

I'm having way to much fun beating up princes. It's scary yet exciting.

Maybe if I keep running I'll find a sharp item to threaten kids with. Or blunt. Blunt is good too.

Man, I'm mean.

I run on until I find a flight if stairs. I take them 3 at a time.

Nearing the bottom, my foot slips on one and I tumble forwards and down the last few steps.

"Kusukusukuskusu", my devilish chara laughs from behind me.

I spin around and grab for her but she dodges. I leap at Kusu Kusu again but she spins away.

"Kusu Kusu", I say menacingly.

"Kusukusukusu. What, Rima?" Asks Kusu Kusu.

"Get back in your egg, turdburger", I order harshly.

"Never!" And with that she flies down the next flight of steps and the next and the next and the next with me chasing behind like a spaz until we reach the bottom.

Finaly, I catch her. I grab her and bring her to my face, and give her the classic death glare.

"Kusu Kusu... " I say. She giggles then points behind her. I look.
Oh myFUDGEgod.

I've reached the door.

But...

There's two shocked guards standing there... that I know all too well.

"Hiya Fred, George", I say awkwardly. I guess I have to deal with them the same way I dealt with the bishounen, megane and ikemen.

10 MINUTES LATER

My god, I'm broken. That was so violent.

FLASHBACK

I launch myself onto Fred and start clawing at his face. But George decides to join in and attempts to drag me off.

I sent my elbow back, knocking him back then head-buttong Fred.

Fred cries out in pain and leans his head back and I take the opportunity to bite into his neck.

I don't draw blood but it's got to hurt.

Then George comes and whacks the back of my head with a blunt metal object and I fall off Fred. George kicks me and I chop at his shin.

He grabs his shin and goes stumbling away and as I stand up Fred wraps his arms around my neck in a head lock.

I stomp his foot and turn my heel, crushing his nones. He lets go and I swing around and…

Punch him. Right under the chin.

I remember being told once by my dad that:

"A kick to the shins sends shockwaves to the brain in turn brings you're hands down to cover the shin, but a punch under the chin rocks the brain causing them to fall unconcious."

And he was right. Fred stands there, eyes all crossed in a disturbing way before he collapses to the ground.

I spin around just as George the Royal Bastard tackles me down.

I smack him on the back of the head before grabbing his head and slamming it on the floor… once… twice… three times.
He lays there unconcious (and hopefully not dead. I don't want to be sued for murder of a Royal Bastard)

END OF FLASH BACK

As I said. Violent.

I get up and get reach the door knob. I turn it, swininging them open.

I CAN TASTE THE FREEDOM!

Everything now has flavour.

EVERYTHING

I run out, not bothering with the doors. I'm much too lazy.

I run down the pretty garden. Almost at the gates when…

"Rima-chan~", a sickly sweet voice calls. Oh no.

I turn around and there he stands.

The Demon King.

The fucktard.

The turdburger.

Call him whatever.

But yes, Fujisaki Nagihiko stood there, a sweet smile playing on his lips, mocking me.

Hang on…
That smile is MOCKING me.

MOCKING

ME

That crazy fucktard will not get away with this...

I swear on the Mashiro name.

"Hello, makeovered-fucktard", I say demonicly. But it's true. He looks different.

He's wearing a black shirt that's split diagonally through the middle. A black jacket that flows to the ground covers his body. The jacket sleeves are folded up and the jacket has a hood that meets at a point above his forehead.

Black knee length shorts with a red and white checkered belt along with a pair of black runners patterned with red and gray flowers complete the look.

Aswell as the long double scythes attatched to his back, but those are no worry to me. Nope.

Who the fuck am I kidding?

The double scythes are scaring me but what's freaking me out the most is his eyes.

No longer are they gold and filled with warmth, playfullness and affection.

Now they only show blackness.

Emptiness.

They aren't even gold anymore. They're blood red.

Well, at least I can decide on one thing.

There is defintley something up with the turdburger.

SPARKLES! THERE WASN'T ENOUGH SPARKLES!

Rima: As I said: Sparkle freak.

Me: TSUNDERE-SPAZ

Rima: Why you little fucktard...

Nagihiko: -sweat drop- see you guys next chapter... ahahahahahaha...