Fiyero: *comes onstage with Elphaba* Here's a good spot! Isn't this romantic!?
Elphaba: Why yes it is! *sits down, along with Fiyero*
Fiyero: *holds out a taco* Taco?
Elphaba: Yes please! I haven't eaten in a while! *takes it and quickly shoves it down her throat*
Fiyero: WOW! You really were hungry!
Elphaba: Got another taco?
Fiyero: Ummm... Right here! *hands her another taco*
Elphaba: OH OZ! THANKS! *does the same as she did with the last one* MORE?!
Fiyero: Elphaba, I can't keep feeding you tacos! First you're super tired, and now super hungry?
Elphaba: YES! MORE!? Til' I pass out!
Fiyero: *smacks forehead* It's the last one! *hands it to her*
Elphaba: *obviously does the same* MMMMMMMM! MORE!?
Boq: *goes onstage with a box of them* I WANNA SEE YOU PLAY "THE HUNGER GAMES"! GO
ELPHABA!
Glinda: *goes onstage behind Boq* Don't you mean "The Full Games"?
Elphaba: MAY THE ODDS [ALWAYS] BE IN YOUR FAVOR!
Glinda: *whispers to Boq* I wonder how long those tacos will last?
Fans: GO GO GO!
Elphaba: *eats tacos*
Fiyero, Glinda, & Boq: ...
~30 minutes later~
Elphaba: *eats all the tacos but one and feels sick*
Glinda: I'm going to go now... I don't want to see what happens... *runs off stage*
Boq: *follows Glinda offstage*
Elphaba: *ate her last taco*
Fiyero: YAY!
Fan #1: YOU BROKE THE WORLD RECORD FOR EATING 1,000 TACOS!
Fiyero: YAY!
Elphaba: *yawns and lays head on Fiyero's lap because she's sleepy and full*
Fiyero: *kisses her forehead*
~music plays~
Authoress 2: *has been gone for the longest time and finally comes back*
Authoress 1: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
Authoress 2: On my dinner date! Duh!
Authoress 1: WELL! YOU MISSED ELPHABA'S WORLD RECORD! AND EVERYTHING ELSE!
Authoress 2: What happened?
Authoress 1: Oh! Elphaba fell in love with Fiyero while Boq fell in love with Glinda!
Authoress 2: WHAT?! I'M SOOOOOO FIRING THEM!
Authoress 1: Actually it's part of the script!
Authoress 2: Oh...
Authoress 1: But I didn't mention that Glinda fell in love with Boq and they keep getting interrupted by everyone!
Authoress 2: Good!
~music ends~
Elphaba: *falls asleep after singing and kissing*
Fiyero: *looks up*
Authoress 1: I love this job!
~meanwhile backstage~
Boq: *turns on romantic music and dances with Glinda*
Glinda: *giggles*
Boq: *puts finger over Glinda's lips and whispers* Shush shush! We shall not get interrupted this time!
Glinda: *smiles and nods*
Boq: *changes the song to "I'll Cover You" from RENT*
Glinda & Boq: *sing together*
~onstage~
Elphaba: *wakes* Mmmmmmmm! *yawns* Yero?
Fiyero: Fae?
Elphaba: Anything happen while I *yawns* napped?
Fiyero: No.
Authoress 1: Are you okay?
Elphaba: I'M FINE! I'm not really full! And I didn't eat the tacos! I swallowed them and the disappeared somewhere in my stomach! And I napped because I'm still tired!
Authoress 1: Oh... Are you pregnant?
Elphaba: *hears something*
Fiyero: Are you okay, Fae?
Elphaba: I HEAR SOMETHING!
Fiyero: What is it?
Elphaba: I HEAR... MY SISTER! SCREAMING!
Fiyero: Oh goodness! *helps Elphaba up*
~meanwhile~
Boq: *still dancing with Glinda*
Nessa: BOQ! GLINDA IS CHEATING ON YOU!
Boq: Is this true?
Glinda: No! Who would I even do anything with besides you? I don't like any other person like that!
Boq: *leave furiously*
Nessa: IT'S TRUE! I SWEAR, BOQ! I SWEAR TO ALL OF OZ! *house drops on her*
Glinda: *cries and runs off* WHY AM I ALWAYS IN SOME ARGUMENT!?