Hello again everyone! Sorry it took so long for an update...please put the guns, pitchforks, and torches away...thank you. Anyways, I've been brainstorming ideas of what a drunk host club manager would do. So without further ado, we have the adventures of Renge!

The Adventures of Renge, the Drunk Manager

Exhibit A: Confusing orders.

(A.N. I'm going to go out on a limb and say that this chapter will be very short because I honestly have no clue what to write about.) Haruhi was busy with the DJ onstage, trying to sweet talk the man. He only pushed her away. She sighed unhappily; ever since the pics of her three-way makeout got around the party everyone was thinking she was a whore. Finally she spotted Renge on the dance floor, who she'd been looking for all night. "Hey, Renge!" Haruhi called as she approached her. "Got any orders for me?"

"Hmm," Renge didn't know Haruhi was drunk, nor was she herself. She did, however, have a drink in her hand that she was planning on drinking. "Not particularly."

"Drink that," Haruhi pointed to the cup, "and we'll see later." Haruhi winked, then made her way across the dance floor to try and find out where some of the other hosts were. She also looked for the twins, making sure they captured every moment of her plan.

Haruhi returned to the scene that was Renge when she'd finished the drink. "How about now?" she asked.

"Now what?" Renge replied in a bubbly tone.

"Got any orders?"

"Well, I do have one..." Renge giggled. Without warning, she pressed her lips up to Haruhi's, the twins suddenly appearing to snap pictures.

Exhibit B: She's a real pain in the ass.

Haruhi had long since made out with Renge after Kyoya and Tamaki had grabbed her by either wrist and dragged her in the other direction. Renge followed after the three. "LET GO OF HIM!" she screamed, trying to hit the other two hosts on the back of the head for their stupidity. "HE'S MINE!"

Kyoya turned around, Shadow King glare on his face. Renge squealed with excitement. "So you're the famous Shadow King? It's so nice to meet you..." Renge trailed off as she stared into Kyoya's eyes. He made a noise of disgust.

"Get lost you pain in the ass," Tamaki said without turning around. Renge squealed in fear and ran away.

I apologize for only having two sections for Renge, but since she isn't as important in the plot line, I'm going to leave it at two. Hope you all enjoyed The Adventures of a Drunk Host Club, because this was the last chapter before the epilogue (when they look at the pictures taken by the twins)! Thanks for reading this far!