~Nessa and house get dragged onto the stage and Glinda gives sympathy~

Elphaba: *walks onto stage* Well, look who it is! It's my dear old friend Glinda! How are you doing?

Glinda: Well I'm doing just grand! Thank you very much! How are you doing?

Elphaba: I am doing goo- OH MY OZ! IS THAT NESSA?!

Glinda: *nods* Yes...

Elphaba: That's the best she's looked in years! Did you give her a makeover?

Glinda: Well... Ummm... Madame Morrible did...

Elphaba: I never knew she was a brilliant artist!

Glinda: Me either until she dropped this house on her.

Elphaba: But something's missing!

Glinda: OH! I took her shoes like two or three scenes ago! I wanted them...

Elphaba: You know Nessa... always wanting what she can't have...

Glinda: Yeah...

Elphaba: So... umm... what did you do with those shoes?

Glinda: OH! I have them right here! *hands her shoes*

Elphaba: Oh! I don't want them!

Glinda: But I saved them just for you! *holds them closer to Elphaba*

Elphaba: I'm serious! I don't want them!

Glinda: *furious* KEEP THEM!

Elphaba: NO!

Glinda: FINE! I'LL JUST GIVE THEM TO THAT RATCHET FARM BRAT! *yells into space* HEY! DORA! GET BACK HERE! *runs to give Dorothy shoes*

Elphaba: NOOOO!

Authoress 2: I'm done! *gathers things and leaves*

Glinda: *gets about half way across the stage and turns around furious* What did you just say?

Elphaba: I just told you, "NO!"

Glinda: *clenches wand and then smacks Elphaba plain across the face*

Elphaba: Feel better?

Glinda: *frowns* Yes!

Elphaba: Good! *smacks Glinda*

Glinda: *screams*

Elphaba: *wacks Glinda in the head with the straw end of her broom*

Glinda: *stumbles, but manages to get her wand out and twirls it around*

Fiyero: *burst in through the wall on a Wrecking Ball* I'M GONNA WRECK IT!

Elphaba & Glinda: *stand there staring*

Fiyero: What? You've never seen a man on a Wrecking Ball before?

Glinda: *looks at wall that was destroyed by Fiyero's stupidness* I CAN FIX IT! *closes eyes, waves wand in the air, and says the magic words* There! *opens eyes to see the mass destruction of the wall still there* ... I suck at magic...

Fiyero: Yes. Yes you do.

Elphaba: *nods*