Hey guys! I just posted the last chapter and I couldn't wait to type out reactions, so here's the epilogue! I promise to have a new story up soon for you to read! ;)

The Adventures Have Come to an End :(

The Scrapbooks

Each host was handed an album with their name on the front by Renge. She kept one for herself also. Tamaki looked at her, curious. Kyoya, annoyed. Mori, that same Mori face. Hunny, excitedly. Haruhi, pure skepticism. The twins, devious grins. "Well?" Renge asked impatiently. "Aren't you going to open them?"

The hosts each flipped the books open to reveal a front page with the words 'Dirty Drunk'. "WAIT, WAIT!" Renge screamed. "One at a time, starting with the youngest host! That means you, Haruhi," Renge giggled, pointing to the confused girl.

The hosts gathered around Haruhi's scrapbook to see the pictures. She was terrified enough when she saw small letters on the bottom of the page, stating, 'The Sexy Type'. Tamaki was already red in the face after reading those words. The twins high-fived, not knowing what they were in for. "All pictures have ten copies for selling," Renge stated bluntly as Haruhi carefully flipped the page, unsure of what she'd see. She groaned with displeasure; people could buy these?

Kyoya carefully adjusted his glasses, wondering if he was seeing the picture right. When he came to the conclusion he was, his face went bright red. Haruhi sat, unable to move at what she was seeing. "K-Kyoya?" she turned around. "Is this-"

"Uh huh," he replied weakly. It was indeed a picture of Haruhi making out with Kyoya, or Kyoya making out with Haruhi, since she never really kissed him. (This was from chapter one I believe, exhibit C.) She turned her attention to the next few pictures, which were of her making out with random items, such as liquor cake, potted plants, and red plastic cups. Her face was already bright red, not to mention there were sixteen more pages.

Tamaki was already in the corner, if you're wondering about his reaction to all this.

Hunny was giggling. "I told you, Haru-chan! You're so funny when you're-" Hunny looked down to see pictures of Haruhi stripping for the little boy. "Um..."

Haruhi shut the book in embarrassment. "I can't do this! I was an idiot!" Haruhi ran out of the room.

The twins shrugged, picking up the book and drooling as each photo she lost a garment. They then realized that the other hosts were staring at them, so they grabbed their book to flip through, since they were the next-youngest hosts. Tamaki didn't mind looking at their book, so he joined the other hosts to view their book.

The twins weren't the least bit nervous, until they got to them, on the couch, chewing on Haruhi. Tamaki's eyes got big, and in less than two seconds he was back in the corner. The twins shut their book, running out the door, calling for Haruhi and trying to apologize.

Kyoya shrugged and picked up his book. He really had no interest in this. He wouldn't be drunk around the host club, so why did it matter? The other hosts (including Tamaki...again) congregated around Kyoya. He set the book in his lap, allowing Hunny to turn the pages when he pleased. He had to readjust his glasses, though, when he saw him and Haruhi making out on the ground, faces towards each other.

Tamaki was again in the corner.

Kyoya left calmly, allowing the other hosts to flip through their books in privacy. He took his book with him, wondering what else he'd done with Haruhi, and how much he'd need to add to her debt based on how touchy she got. He didn't know it was mostly him doing that.

Tamaki was scared to open his book, and he had the right to be. He didn't want to open it with Hunny and Mori sitting right there, but he did anyways, again letting Hunny flip through the pages. He spotted a picture of something that looked like three people. He looked a bit closer; it was three people. Three hosts. Kyoya, him, and Haruhi. All making out with each other. "I'm gonna be sick," Tamaki muttered, covering his mouth with his hand and running out the door, book in hand.

"MY TURN! MY TURN!" Hunny said excitedly, pulling his book into his lap and flipping through the pages. He got bored almost instantly. He was so boring drunk. His head was in his hands or he was cussing someone out in every single picture. Then he got to the rap battle, then to when he walked on Mori. He looked to his left, where Mori sat staring in awe. "I'M SO SORRY TAKASHI!" he wailed, running out of the room, calling the bakery to order an apology cake.

Mori was left to read his on his own; Renge had left alone with Haruhi. He opened his book, not the least bit surprised to see himself so bland and boring. He then came to the part where Haruhi was chewing on his ear, and he sighed to himself. Why couldn't miracles happen in real life?

Okay, I know this was probably really boring and-hold on a sec. *Dodges random dart* PLEASE PUT THE WEAPONS AWAY! Anyways, I couldn't just drag this on forever, showing every single picture. So, I left it to your imagination to decide what the other pictures looked like. Thanks for reading! I hope you all enjoyed! XD

THE END