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Rima: -sigh- what the fuck are you on about?
Nagihiko: What's up?
Me: I had inspiration!
Rima: on what effing topic?
Nagihiko: geez Rima! Loosen up!
Me: Rima, stopping being a bitch. I don't have to make you in these.
Rima: hmph
Nagihiko: Anyway... INSPIRATION FOR WHAT?
Me: A NEW STORY!
Nagihiko: Sweeeeeeet
Me: Rimahiko of course. I'll upload it in the next few days!
Nagihiko: :D

RIMA'S POV
We were running, no longer in our character transformations.

As we pounded away, getting glares and weird looks from the people around us I was secretly rubbing my mouth on my hand, trying to get rid of his cooties.

I sound like a five year old don't I?

And don't say I look like a five year old. I don't ok?

Amu turned around. I thought she was going to smirk but instead she winked at me and pointed to a lane way we just past with her head.

I stopped and everyone else did too. T.D.K would be coming. We need to loose Rikka and Hikaru before-

Hang on. Hikaru survived? That's news to me. He must be a ninja.

Note to self, ask Hikaru is he's a ninja.

"Hikaru, Rikka," I commanded. "Go back to the stalls. Find a place to hide. Yaya will go with you." I motioned to Yaya.

"But onee-san!" Hikaru whined.

Oh my god... HE CALLED ME ONEE-SAN. Now that is too cute.

Ah fuck. That was a compliment wasn't it? Now excuse me while I mentaly slap myself.

"Hikaru," Rikka said softly, taking Hikaru's hand. "Let's go!"

"Rikka... " Hikaru whispered. He looked down at the ground and he was faintly blushing. I smell love in the air~

Geez Rima, what the hell has gotten into you?

"Rikka-tan, Hikaru-chan," for once Yaya sounded responsible. "Yaya will protect you!"

There goes the responsible figure.

I inwardly sighed and watched as Yaya, Hikaru and Rikka ran like hell towards the stalls.

"So," Amu whispered. "We just going to wait here for that guy to come and get us?"

"When hell freezes over." I grinned at her and she grinned back.

We took off down the street. It was empty and as cliché as it sounds, it was windy like in a movie. You know, how the wind is whispering creepily and then suddenly a breathy voice talks from somewhere and the characters look around in awe.

Right on cue none other then Fujisaki Nagihiko's voice called out "You'll never be able to escape. Not without someone who knows this place inside out. And I doubt that the pink haired girl is that familiar yet."

"Rima... who's that voice?" Amu asked me scared.

"Uh... " I said standing there like an idiot. "EVILKINEVIL!" Ok, that was the best I could do ok. I crack under pressure!

"Uh... alright... ?" She said slightly confused.

I yanked her arm and we continued running.

A shrill laugh echoed from above us and we looked up just in time to see the scythe flying down at us.

Amu grabbed my arm and yanked me to the side, dragging us both out of its line of fire.

"Shit that was close," I exclaimed. Wow. I just realised. Shit has really gotten intense around here.

"Run!" Amu yanked me again and we ran down a lane way.

We pounded down and just our luck, we reached a god damned dead end.

"Damm it!" I yelled.

"Finally, I have you trapped," Nagihiko's voice called put. There was a running sound from above and he dropped down.

Eek. He was going to FALL on me.

"HEART ROD... SPECIAL!" Amu yelled.

She threw the two long demented stick things and they hit him and spun him out of the path that was leading him to possibly squish me to death because he probably weighs alot. Man, who new flying sticks could save my life? Meh, it's new to me too.

Hmmm, I wonder how much Ol' Fujis weighs. Probably enough to kill me.

Yeah, offence intended.

"Hurry, Rima!" Amu screamed.

Amy grabbed my arm and we ran. Will I ever be able to lose this jackass?

Again, offence intended.

We reached a fence and jumped it. We must escape.

You know I just realized something.

My life sucks.

I'll make a list of the bad stuff thats happened to me in the last 4 days.

Arrested

Banished

Squashed by tree

Kingdom bombed

Captured by T.D.K

Escapes when almost captured again

Tracked by T.D.K

And there we have it.

Might I just add, fuck my life.

Wait until I tell my friends back home.

Oh wait... everyone hated me :D

Amu's POV

We (Rima and I) were running half way between retarded seals and obese gorillas.

And that's putting it nicely.

Some chick was chasing us like hell. Well to bad!

Hinamori Amu never gives up!

Neither does she ever get anything above a F- in maths, but hey, who was counting?

Technically everyone I know was counting actually.

Wow, I have it tough.

Anyway, me (I shall be the retarded seal) and Rima (Rima can be the obese gorilla) were still pounding because this bitch was still chasing us.

I scanned the ground ahead of us and swooped down, grabbing a big clumpy rock thingy.

I hearld it behind me and I heard the girl, who was apparently a dude scream out:

"My ****!" Be glad it's censored.

Rima turned around and yelled some shit at him.

"Looks like someone can't make babies anymore~" she sung.

We got to the chain link fence and Rima collided with it. A section of it broke and fell.

"Oppsy... " she awkwardly stated.

We ran over it, getting so far away he can't possibly find us.

"I... think... we... lost... him... " I panted, spaztic monkey style.

Rima took a deep breath. "Yeah, I think we did!" She happily answered.

"We need a... plan," I stated, breathing evenly.

"Ok, first we buy a gorilla, then we move to marshm—" Rima started explaining.

"Two things," I slowly said. "Where do we get a gorilla and we are not moving to marshmallowland!"

"Two answers. I know a guy and fine, we'll move to pirate-space instead," she stubbornly thought up.

"Yeah I'm ok with that." I shrugged my shoulders. We walked for a little bit before an idea dawned on me.

I don't know how to be a pirate!" Crap. Didn't think this one through.

ARGH. Snap out of it Amu. You're catching Rima's stupid!

"Don't worry!" She reassuringly punched my shoulder. "You'll learn... eventually... " Oh great. Now she was avoiding eye contact.

Boy, this is going to be a long trip.

Me: Whyyyyyyy heeeeeelllllllloooooo my awesome followers.
Rima: So tell us more about-
Me: I DON'T CARE!
Nagihiko: That's it. No more Pewdiepie!
Me and Rima: Not the Pewdiepie!
Nagihiko: Hey, Miyuki! What's your new fanfic going to be called?
Me: Spaz Diaries
Rima: Lemme read it! I swear, if you make it a Rimahiko I will kill you! Miyu, don't say I didn't warn you!
Me and Nagihiko: Ehehehehe -sweat drops- bye!