Elphaba:
FIYEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !

Fiyero: Yes!

Authoress 1: Shut up! You're supposed to be dead!

Fiyero: Oh!

Elphaba: *chants*
ELEKA NAHMEN NAHMEN
AH TUM AH TUM ELEKA ELEKA
UGH!

Fiyero: What are you saying?

Authoress 1: SHUT UP!

Fiyero: *acts dead*

Elphaba:
WHAT IS THIS CHANTING
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M READING

*throws book*

Audience Member: OUCH!

~meanwhile back stage~

Glinda: *locks herself in her dressing room and cries*

Boq: *sits in his dressing room wondering about Glinda and mutters to himself* Boq, just go see her. Just man up! *gets up and walks over to Glinda's dressing room and knocks on the door* Glinny?

Glinda: *is startled by the knock on her door, grabs a tissue, and goes to open the door* Boq?

Boq: Are you okay?

Glinda: *shrugs* I guess... *tears up*

Boq: *hugs Glinda tight* I'm sorry for getting mad at you. I really am. I should have believed you. Why did I listen to Nessa? Where is she anyways? I haven't seen her in the la-

Glinda: *interrupts* Nessa died, Boq. She died.

Boq: *is shocked* What?

Glinda: Right after you left. I feel really bad for wanting her dead. *cries* I DIDN'T MEAN IT!

Boq: *holds her tight*

~on stage~

Elphaba:
LET HIS FLESH NOT BE TORN
LET HIS BLOOD LEAVE NO STAIN
WHEN THEY FEED HIM
LET IT NOT BE MY BRAIN

AHHHHHHHHH! What is this song?!

Authoress 1: It's "No Good Deed".

Elphaba: Well it's confusing me!

Fiyero: Me too! When do I come in?

Authoress 1: You don't, Fiyero.

Fiyero: *doesn't understand* Why?

Elphaba: *attempts to start song over* FIYEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Fiyero: WHAT!?

Authoress 1: SHUT THE HELL UP, FIYERO! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!

Fiyero: *pouts*

Elphaba: *runs to Fiyero and comforts him*

Authoress 1: GET AWAY FROM HIM!

Elphaba: NO!

Fiyero: *hugs Elphaba and cries* Elphaba! You're melting!

Elphaba: No I'm not! *looks at hand* I'M BEING DEGREENIFIED!

Authoress 1: Elphaba! Go to your dressing room!

Elphaba: *runs off stage with joy* YEEEEEEE!