Boq & Glinda: *come out on stage and sing "As Long As You're Mine"*
Elphaba & Fiyero: *hear them from Elphaba's dressing room* Hey! That's our song!
Authoress 1: WRONG SONG YOU DUMBASSES! GLINDA! GET OFF THE STAGE! BOQ YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE TIN!
Glinda & Boq: *whines* Noooooooo!
Authoress 1: *glares* FINE! BUT YOU HAVE TO SING YOUR SONG!
Boq: Why?
Authoress 1: JUST SING THE DAMN SONG!
Boq: FINE!
~music plays~
Ensemble: Why do we have all of this stuff?
Boq: *sings*
IT'S DUE TO HER I'M MADE OF TIN
HER SPELL MADFE THIS OCCUR
FOR ONCE I'M GLAD I'M HEARTLESS
I'LL BE HEARTLESS KILLING HER
Wait... I don't want to kill anyone!
Authoress 1: Good god! You're all Witch Hunters! And you're supposed to kill the witch!
Witch Hunter #1: WHAT?! We can't kill people! That's illegal!
Authoress 1: Not in real life, Dumbass!
Boq: Who's the witch?
Authoress 1: ELPHABA! SHE'S THE WITCH!
Boq: WHAT? SHE'S A WITCH?! *smiles in amazement* NO WAY!
Glinda: WHAT?! NO WONDER SHE CAN FLY!
Authoress 1: *smacks forehead* You guys were already supposed to know this!
Boq: *grabs Glinda's hand*
Elphaba: *after hearing this, comes out on stage* I'm a witch?
Boq & Glinda: *nods in amazement* Uh-huh!
Elphaba: *smiles in amazement* NO WAY!
Witch Hunters: What are we supposed to do?
M.M.: *comes in*
Glinda: *screams and goes up to M.M. and grabs her shoulders* WHY DO YOU ALWAYS COME IT AT THE WORST TIME!?
M.M.: I'm supposed to be here!
Boq: *shakes head* Nooooo...
M.M.: *nods* Yes...
Boq: *shakes head* Nooooo...
Glinda: Can I change my name back to GA-linda?
Authoress 1: Screw this! *yells into a megaphone* NEXT SCENE PLEASE!