Elphaba: *paces* Why don't I hear crying?
Authoress 1: No one wanted to be Dorothy.
Elphaba: Oh... *looks at a little girl in the audience* You! Get you're little self over here! You're gonna be Dorothy! *throws her in the trap door*
Little Girl: *cries* I WANT MY MOMMY!
Elphaba: YOU CAN HAVE HER AFTER I'M THROUGH WITH YOU!
Glinda: *comes on stage* I like your castle, Elphie! Who's crying?
Elphaba: It's doesn't matter. Why are you here?
Glinda: They said I was supposed to sing with you! *hugs* YAY!
Elphaba: Go away...
~music starts~
Elphaba: I mean it...
Glinda: Okay! Bye! *leaves stage* BOQ! WE'VE BEEN PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK FOR 45 MINUTES! YOU HAVE TO COME OUT SOONER OR LATER!
Elphaba: WAIT! I WANNA PLAY!
Chistery: *hands Elphaba a letter*
Elphaba: *reads letter and cries* GLINDA! COME BACK! *bawls*
Glinda: *runs back on stage* What's wrong, Elphie?
Elphaba: HE'S GONE! *gives Glinda letter*
Glinda: WHAT? *grabs letter and reads* No... He's not.. *points at smaller writing on letter* See?
Elphaba: Then where is he? I invited him over!
Authoress 1: He's in his dressing room getting ready for the next scene! Don't bother him! He wants to surprise you!
Elphaba: Okay! Give me a hint of what he's wearing!
Authoress 1: Do you know what the "Wizard of Oz" is?
Elphaba & Glinda: *shake heads* Nooooo...
Authoress 1: Never mind then! Move along!
Elphaba: *cries* You're the only friend I ever had!
Glinda: *cries*
~music stops~
Authoress 1: Play the song again!
~music plays again~
Glinda:
BECAUSE I KNEW YOU
Elphaba:
BECAUSE I KNEW YOU
Glinda & Elphaba:
I HAVE BEEN CHANGED FOR FOOD
Authoress 1: GOOD! THE WORD IS GOOD!
Glinda: Really? WE MESSED UP! *cries* I'm hungry now..
Elphaba: Me too... but I have to die now... *hugs Glinda crying*
Glinda: *hugs and cries* NOOOO!
Elphaba: *walks behind curtain and waits for the little girl she threw in the trap door*