Miyuki: HIIIIII

Rima: Fast update indeed... NOT

Nagihiko: Now now Rima, calm down

Rima: You shut your face

Miyuki: I'm just going to start writing. But before that... PLEASE VOTE ON MY POLL! Oh and I created this chart for uploading because people are getting pissed I do it so randomly. So I made this graph thingy about when I update. MON: Spaz Diaries TUE: Rest Day WED: The Demon King Hates Me THUR: Rest Day FRI: The Demon King Hates Me and Spaz Diaries (1 chapter each)
SAT: Rest Day SUN: The winner of my story poll (2 chapters)
So that is how it shall go! Also, I want to thank everyone for reading, this story already has 1,877 but it still has a long way to go!

Rima's POV I groaned and pushed Amu off me. Boy was she heavy. She groaned in return when I shoved her off me.

"That hurt... " Amu said as she laughed. I wasn't laughing. I was just SQUISHED. Squished I say!

Amu got up and pulled me to my feet. I thanked her and we decided it best to keep on moving, so we did.

"Hey Rima," Amu asked me a few minutes after we started limping away. "Why is that long haired boy chasing you?"

"Well, it's a long story," I began. "It all started a few days ago, I think it was a Tuesday..."

-FLASHBACK-

"I'm home!" Rima called out to the empty house. She received no answer and shrugged before heading into the kitchen to make herself a cheese sandwich When she opened the kitchen door she was greeted by her mother yelling at two bafoon like mean with red hair. "HE HAS NO SUCH RIGHT TO MARRY HER! THAT WRETCHED GOOD FOR NOTHING SON OF A BITCH WHO I MARRIED HAD NO RIGHT TO "SELL" HER TO YOU JACKASSES!" At first Rima was confused. Sold... did her fucking father bet on her again? Rima, outraged entered the kitchen. And laughed.

These freaks were wearing purple. PURPLE. Before Rima's witch like mother could say anymore Rima was already up and asking the two douche bags why they were wearing purple.

They looked appalled at her question, before dragging her out of the house to the distress of her mother.

-END OF FLASHBACK- (see chapter 1 for further information)

"Wow," Amu looked amazed. "Just wow."

"So now I'm running from that purple headed noob because I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING GET MARRIED!" I exclaimed.

"Looks like you escaped," Amu pointed out. But she spoke way to soon.

Seconds after the words had left her lips out of the bushes on the path slightly ahead two - TWO - Nagihiko's popped out?

Am I going insane?

Two of them. And they're fighting.

... Well this I have to see. I lead Amu to where they were fighting. When I approached for the first time I noticed a difference. The won winning the fight had black hair and eyes and the one losing had the normal freaking purple hair and puke yellow eyes. Fantastic.

I looked up at Amu and she looked down at me. A idea formed in both of our minds because we grinned at each other. "You thinking what I'm thinking?" Amu asked evilly.

"It depends; are you thinking about pie?" I asked her back.

"No..."

"Then yeah, we're probably thinking of the same thing."

"Good." Amy grinned. Oh it's on now two Nagihiko's. "One... " Amu whispered.

"Two," I said as we readied ourselves. The two Nagihiko's hadn't spotted us yet. Great.

"Three!" We both screamed before charging at the two Nagihiko's who had lifted there heads and stared at us. As we neared them we jumped over their bodies and ran as fast as we could.

Yes. I know that was cowardly.

Yes. I know that was pathetic.

And yes. I can hear the footsteps behind-fuck.

Looks like they might be chasing us.

Fingers crossed a obese fire fighter is instead.

Amu looked down at me and I looked up at her. Our head turned in sync just as two forms collided with us. The purple haired Nagihiko collided with Amu, sending them into the bushes. The black haired Nagihiko landed on me, trapping me underneath him.

"Hello," he said in a girlish voice. "I'm Kuroyuki. And I'm here to steal your heart."

Kuroyuki's POV

"Hello," I slyly smiled. "I'm Kuroyuki. And I'm here to steal your heart."

She looked appalled. "Get. Off. Me. You. Fucking. Dick," she said with a intense glare.

"Manners manners," I shook my head at her. "Now, I'm sure you're wondering why I look like Nagihiko. Well, the answer is simple; I am part of Nagihiko."

She stared blankly at me.

"I said I'm part of Nagihiko." I frowned. I was expecting at least a HHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUH? or a WHHHHHHHHAAA? not a blankity blank blank blank.

"Does it look like I care about anything other than you getting the fuck off me?" Spicy.

"No, but I'll tell you the whole story anyway," I raised a eyebrow. "Well...

-FLASHBACK-

Kuroyuki felt her mind twist. Nagihiko was trying to get control over his body again. And he didn't want to give up.

Both were cross dressers. Both loved the same girl. The only thing they had different was nagihiko was man and Kuroyuki was chara.

Kuroyuki could change that though. If he kept Nagihiko contained for long enough he would change. Kuroyuki had a dream. And nagihiko would become the Shugo Chara born out of this dream.

That way Kuroyuki could have her.

But as Kuroyuki smiled and tried to force him down he pushed.

Kuroyuki flew back in a puff of smoke and when the smoke finally cleared Nagihiko stared back at him. Nagihiko stared at Kuroyuki. Kuroyuki stared at Nagihiko.

Kuroyuki could feel it though. All that energy. Kuroyuki was now living on Nagihiko's bad emotions. And god did he feel powerful.

-END OF FLASHBACK-

"I still don't care," Rima turned up her head at me. I didn't believe her though. Her smile had faultered moments ago.

"Oh, I see," I smirked. "Guess what?"

"I. Do. Not. Give. A. Rats. Ass. Now get off me," she spoke slowly like I was mentally challenged.

I grinned. "You're mine... " I whispered as my head bent down.

Her eyes widened as my lips slowly locked onto hers.

Miyuki: THAT'S ALL FOR NOW BROS
Rima: Now go to sleep.
Nagihiko: G'night everyone~!