Chapter 4: Boys will be Boys
It's the Fourth of July at last which the town is gearing up for its annual holiday picnic well minus the firework display that townsfolk were hoping for it but the extreme heat and drought like conditions has pampered the fun for everyone which Mr. Derp was handling the grilling of food on a giant grill like hamburgers and hot dogs along with other meats. Under a very shady tree which the boys and their friends were playing a game of gold fish. But all sudden Kenny looks up from his hand which he saw his dream girl went walking by with her husband and her young two children at her side at that moment.
"Forget about it Kinny that she is way older than you so give up why you are ahead." Said Cartman that is when Kenny rise up from the ground which he has a very angry look has formed on his face right now.
"Oh fuck you Cartman!" Kenny sneers out loud and gave him the finger as he walks away from the group.
"Whoa dude, what the hell got in him right now you guys!?" Said Craig looks very confused as he looks up from his hand at his rivals/friends.
"Well Craig Kenny is pissed that he can't get his hands on a huge pair of boobies right now!" Said Cartman
"Whose boobies that you are talking about that I may ask Cartman?" Said Clyde which his little perverted mind is thinking the same way as Kenny right now.
"Mayor McDaniels' daughter is back in town from serving overseas Clyde." Said Kyle
"Yes my old baby sitter is back in town which I do miss her beautiful and perfect boobs so much." Said Clyde then he says" Hey Kenny waits up!" which he ran after him to join him on the Great boobies watch at that moment.
"Uh son of bitch!" Said Cartman which his eyes widen with shock then anger as he seen the two horn dogs ran off into the large crowd of townsfolk.
"I'm didn't know that Mayor McDaniels has a daughter fellas." Said Butters
"Jesus Christ Butters where the hell you had been that she has pictures of her kids that are hanging up in her office!" Cartman roars angrily
"Well Eric I'm pay attention to her office's walls at all when we are inside her office while getting yelled at by her all time." Said Butters
Under the large wooden pavilion which Mayor McDaniels was talking to some of the townsfolk who are still dressed in their summer apparel and the mayor was donning a pair of sunglasses and which her two top assistants stand at her side right now. Plus the mayor was using a piece of paper that she had turned into a homemade fan to try to keep cool from the unbearable heat. That is when BarBrady along with Alex came walking up to her which they both are wearing a short-sleeved blue police uniform shirt at that moment.
"What is it now George and Alexander do you see I'm doing my mayoral duties right now , which it is better be important?!" Said McDaniels while her both hands resting against her hips while giving that infamous angry look of her at them.
"Well Martha we are getting some reports which troublemaking teenagers across town are lighting the very big fireworks right now which I'm thought you banned them all because the heat wave and drought?" Said BarBrady
"I'm did issued that God damned ban and I see no one listen to me at all again I'm mean fucking no fireworks!" Said McDaniels in a sneering voice then she says" Why I'm surrounded by complete idiots who wants to burn this town down!?" That is when she went marching off in an angry way with her fists clenched at her sides at that moment.
"Oh boy she is mad right now!" Said BarBrady while nervously wringing his hands together which Alex was rolling his eyes at this whole thing that is when Annie came walking up to them at that minute.
"Hey?! Where mom went?" Said Annie
"Let see Annie she is pissed about that something got in her way because some dumb ass teenagers setting fireworks off during a drought that she had issued a ban of the stuff right now!" Said Alex
"Oh come on Alexander you were like that one time which you gave mom and dad a trip through hell during your teenaged years." Said Annie
"Least I'm grew up and move away from that stupid ass shit Anastasia that you sounds like mom right now." Said Alex in a very irritated tone voice as he looks at his own sister for a moment.
"That is an enough for one day you two!" Said BarBrady
"Fine!" Said both of Alex and Annie that is when Kenny and Clyde has popped their heads up from under one of the picnic tables for their boobies watch at that moment
"Operation Tits begins now Clyde!" Said Kenny
"Oh yes look at those glorious tits!" Said Clyde as he was staring down at Annie's then he says" I'm never noticed Mayor McDaniels has nice ones too which she always in those damn pantsuits all time which he saw Mayor McDaniels came walking back in view along with her nephews Dylan and Zach at her side then he says"Man Dylan has hot family members on his family tree!"
"Dude I'm always how the hell Dylan does it by living with his mayoral aunt after the gruesome deaths of his parents in the zombie outbreak." Said Kenny
"Well then he gets the open respect by me in my book for living with her on a daily basis!" Said Clyde
"Shut up Clyde I'm wanted to just look at boobies right now for God's Sake!" Said Kenny that is when Mayor McDaniels turned around to look at them with a very scornful look that formed on to her face at that very same minute.
"Are you brats doing over there right now!?" McDaniels sneers loudly
"Nothing Mayor McDaniels!" Said Kenny
"Oh look at the time it is time to go Kenny!" Said Clyde that is when they both ran off from her sight
"You little bastards!" McDaniels grumbled out loudly and shaking her head at the whole thing.
To Be Continued
Author's Notes: The character of Annie that I made up originally she was a snobby bitch just like mommy but I decided to changed her in a sweet but loyal soldier for the U.S. Military which I do know a couple of people are or were in the military or are spouses of soldiers a tribute to them and onto the final chapter.