Cas was in bed when Sam came in with the tray, the hippy angels long, dark hair hung damp around his shoulders and down his back. He sat there smiling at Sam but was still in discomfort and Sam could tell.

Sam sat next to him and put the tray on his lap, "I didn't know what you wanted so I just brought what I found in there. I brought us some tea, Cas are you ok?" He tucked the long hair behind one of the angel's ears and rubbed his cheek with the back of his hand.

"I am fine Sam."

Sam heard the phrasing and tone had changed and he dared to feel excited thinking he wouldn't be alone in this after all. "Castiel…is that you?"

"Sure babe its me I'm right here. Sam do you think I could break a piece off in that hot ass of yours tonight? I promise we can try again with me…ever since you wanted to I can't stop thinking about it and its freaky man…I think I love you like really love you. Lets have a commitment ceremony pretty eyes, I don't have much but what I got is all yours."

Sam sighed and sat back thinking on what to do next, "Well I guess since I'm stuck here you know what they say, when in Rome…"

…

Mateo sat on the back of the couch listening to Crowley talk on the phone, "Yes that's what I said…arrange it…size 9 ring and at least three carats I'm not fucking around here mate…yes she is a big girl and I love them big you know that…beautiful goddess," Crowley laughed wickedly, "You wish you had my darling Daisy girl….book the cruise…piss off of course she is going to say yes now get it done and I want that ring by tomorrow…I don't care….. tell the jeweler if its not done he will wish he was in hell when I come to ask why its not finished."

Mateo picked up on the change of tone in the demons voice and it frightened him, he vanished and appeared next to his darling Celeste but alas, it was not his exotic fortune teller. Mateo was still very attached and started to groom the long dark hair.

Cas looked at the monkey as if it was the most natural thing in the world to have a simian on your shoulder grooming you. "What a groovy little guy, is he yours baby doll?"

Sam was eating part of the sandwich, he took a gulp of tea to wash it down and wiped his mouth, "Actually Cas its your monkey…a long story but I'll tell you all about it someday when I take you home with me."

Mateo slapped his little hands on the back wall and chattered at Sam, "What is it..something in the next room boy?" Mateo jumped onto Sam's lap, grabbed his ring finger and patted it then ran out the door. Sam got up and followed.

His little friend slapped the bedroom door, Sam heard his brother singing softly and Sam knocked then opened it without asking. Dean was naked and sitting at a large vanity table as Daisy, brushing her thick, long hair.

She didn't bother to cover up, instead she turned all the way around so he could see her body. Sam's eyes widened and then took a slow trip down a most beautiful body that he missed terribly.

"See anything you like Sam…I'm not so much into Al's sharing policy and I am still uncharted territory but I give a cracker jack blow job." Sam's face brightened up, "So he hasn't…your…oh thank god!"

Sam sat at her feet and noticed the painted pink toe nails and started to run his hands down her smooth legs, "You know I miss you so much." He rested his head on her thigh and closed his eyes, "I miss being called your baby boy, your sweet Sammy…everything… I want to go home."

Her hand was poised over the boys head to stroke his hair, she had a pang of sadness and longing but for what she didn't know, "You say such funny things Sam, I don't know what you talk about half the time. I suppose the little hippy gave you something."

She rested her foot on the vanity in a most unladylike fashion and scratched herself, "I don't do drugs Sammy, I can get by just fine with a cold beer or a nice bottle of top shelf booze."

Crowley walked in and his eyes were blazing with anger, "Get off my fiancée you randy little twit." He stormed over and grabbed Sam by the hair pulling him away, he pointed to Daisy, "Close your legs, what's gotten into you acting like a common street whore."

Daisy stood up and towered over Crowley, "First of all you are the one that suggested we all have some fun, second there is no ring on my finger so back off." She grabbed him by the lapels, "If you ever call me a whore again I will seriously fuck you up asshole."

He looked at his normally sweet young lover with shock, "What has gotten into you…did your mother teach you that language? You sound like a dock hand."

Suddenly she broke into a smile, "Wait…Al did you call me your fiancée?"

He straightened his lapels and cleared his throat, "Yes, well it was going to be a surprise but the ring is coming tomorrow and now its all ruined."

She clapped her hands over her mouth and squealed then grabbed him in a hug, "Oh baby I'm so sorry, I love you….yes a thousand times yes!"

Crowley looked at Sam over her broad shoulder smiling wickedly at him and winked, it made Sam shudder and he was suddenly frightened of the man called Al.

…

Castiel wandered in the room with Mateo on his shoulder, "I feel tension here…now everyone just relax and lets think of a good way to get rid of this bad mojo."

Crowley let go of Daisy and looked at a very naked Cas, "Well I have a wonderful way you can relieve my tension." Cas waved to Sam, "I love you babe but want to give it try?"

Sam stood up, brushed himself off and walked out of the room quietly, they all watched including Mateo. Suddenly Sam screamed at the top of his lungs and punched a hole in the plaster wall. They all ran out to see what happened.

Sam turned toward them and pointed an accusing finger, "You all are nuts…totally nuts and I'm the sane person in this loony bin. When we all get back," Sam pointed to Crowley, "and yes even you asshole, I'm going to give everyone a blow by blow of the last couple days and when anyone so much as looks at me wrong I will bring up some shitty memory from this godforsaken period in history that I thought was soooo awesome because it sucks!"

Sam started to pace the hall babbling about missing his laptop, his phone, decent food and a strange time were showers were taken every day and demons were most likely running everything because the King of Hell was stuck here and the inmates were running the crazy house.

Sam went on like that for fifteen minutes until Cas stopped him, "Babe lets go back to bed." He led Sam back and stripped him down, "I'm going to doing something weird here angel face." Cas shoved Sam on his back and got on top, Sam snapped out of his funk and watched the man on top of him.

Cas removed a silver band from his own finger and slipped it on Sam's left ring finger and it fit, "So you wanna get committed or what?" Sam held up his hand and frowned, "So you were serious about all that?"

Cas smiled brightly and his blue eyes lit up, "Sure, I figure why not because I think you are pretty cool and I wont get anyone else as hot as you. I think you could whip me into shape and I need the structure right? Look I know your fifteen but what's age…I can't even remember how old I am."

Sam ran his fingers down the tan torso and they ended up squeezing the sexy hips, "You are really old…I mean if you knew right now how old you are it would blow your mind."

"I don't feel very old Sam…in fact I think I could really kick ass if I had to do it."

Sam reached over and lit a joint, took a hit and handed it to Cas, "You know what…fuck it lets do it..its not like its real right?"

Cas shrugged, "Hey whatever man..so its yes? Cool I'm going to get my friends together and we can do it up right."

….

Daisy was draped over the demon, Crowley ran his fingers over the girls pronounced cheek bones and sighed, "Daisy darling but this time tomorrow you will be sporting a huge diamond and soon to be my blushing bride. Dearest I was thinking…when you get your ring do you think you could bend your little rule about intercourse?"

She kissed his ear and whispered, "I could make an exception for my fiancée, I adore you Al."

Crowley felt like the happiest person alive, "You know Daisy I think we lived other lives together and I loved you in everyone."

He shut off the lamp and waited for the morning to come.

TBC