HopelessDreamer- I woke up this morning and had this story idea in my head so I had to type it down. So it turned into this...
I hope you like.

Chapter 3 the bar

Ok right now I'm at a bar with Hawkeye, Falmen, Brenda, Havoc, and how could I forget Ed who at the moment is drunk off his ass telling Maes stories about our love life. The damn fool he's totally encouraging Ed's drunken behavior. And if I have to hear Riza ask me about the bubble bath incident she heard Ed speak of one more time, I'm going to light this whole place on fire. How did this happen anyway? Ed's only 16 he's not old enough to be drinking, I'll incinerate the person who gave him alcohol!

Earlier that day

I was in my office doing paper work dreading every minute of it I might add, and Ed was at the other desk rewriting a report. He kept looking over to me sending me daggers he really did hate rewriting reports.
"Would you stop glaring at me Fullmetal?" I said, my pen still moving because I needed to get this done as soon as possible.
"This report was written perfectly and you know it!" He said still glaring at me, I stopped and looked to him with a smile. "Maybe it was but now we'll never know... "
"Yeah because you set it a flame this morning trying to kill a spider."
"It's not my fault your report was in the way, "I said continuing to write.
"Well you could have been a man and ignored it -"
"oh don't play the man card on me half pint," I could see the veins popping out of his head. This always happened when I made a short comment.
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL THEY CAN'T EVEN BE CONSIDERED A MAN."
"Hmhmmm," I heard someone clearing there throat. When I looked up I saw havoc standing there.
"Hope I'm not interrupting," he said a smile on his face. "Not at all what's up?"
He walked over to my desk and handed me a card it looked like an invitation.
"Its Falmen's birthday today and we're all heading over to the bar to night to celebrate, you and Fullmetal should come," he said grinning. "Alright we'll drop by."

Later that day at the bar

Ed and I had just entered the bar and discovered we were the last of the group to enter.
Everyone greeted us and as I looked around I saw the entire bar was empty except for us, so I guess they rented the place out. Well it's a good thing they did because I've seen these people when there drunk and it's not pretty. But there is one person here whom I've never seen drunk and that's my little Ed.
If the way Ed is when he's sober is any indication to how's he's going to be drunk, then I definitely didn't want to see it.
I sat next to Havoc at the counter and I saw Maes calling Ed over to the Booth to sit with him and Riza.
"So Roy," havoc looked to me while taking a sip of his drink. "How's the relationship with Fullmetal going?"
If I was going to talk about our relationship I knew I'd need a drink. I asked the bar tender who happened to be Brenda for a 'sex on the beach' as I went on to tell havoc.
"Well it's really different but in a good way. With Ed I have the freedom to say whatever I want because we're really honest with each other, but sometimes to honest and that's when we start to argue -"
I was caught off by the overly load sound of Riza, Maes and Ed's laughter.
"He totally slipped on the soap and face planted!" I heard Ed say as they all continued to burst out into laughter.
Damn it Edward that was a private moment! I clenched my glass hard and saw cracks begin to form in it.
"Like I said Havoc, a little too honest..." I heard the venom drip from my voice as Havoc awkwardly laughed.
I got up and went over to the Booth wear the 3 of them sat, they all looked up at me trying to restrain laughter. When I focused on Ed I could clearly see how drunk he was and the empty bottles of beer around him where also an indication.
"Riza... Maes... which one of you gave Ed alcohol?" I said eying both of them as they looked to each other sending invisible messages with their eyes. At that point I knew they weren't going to talk so I looked to Ed. He was smiling and giggly and actually kind of cute.
"Ed we're leaving-"
"But Roy," Riza interrupted. "I want to know more about the bubble bath incident," she wined, clearly drunk as Well.
"Yeah honey-bunny I want to stay," Ed looked up at me with big golden orbs. Ed was being way to uncharacteristically cute and I actually wanted to saver this moment... in bed.
So I reached over and picked Ed up from the Booth and tossed him over my shoulder. He seemed too dazed to resist. I waved everyone good bye as I said one last "Happy birthday" to Falmen and left. This was going to be a long night.

I fully intend to make Ch. 4 a second part to this, may include smut ;) review