They rushed to the door of the chapel and encountered a large security guard, "Stop right there, a wedding is still going one." Sam tried to move the mountain of a man but Castiel grabbed him and easily pushed him aside, he tried to get up shouting, "Stop, you can't go in there!"

They burst in and there was a short, blonde girl and a tall young man taking their vows, Castiel appeared next to the preacher and grabbed him, "Where are the people called Al and Daisy?"

The preacher stuttered, "They..they left awhile back on their honeymoon. Sorry brother its done, they are married already." Sam pleaded with him, "Did they say where they were going?" Castiel pulled a gold piece out of the air and handed it to him, "Where are they?"

The preacher grabbed it and looked it over, "Wow..this is real, where do you do your act buddy?" Castiel looked at him confused, "What act, I am an angel."

The preacher chuckled, "Sure that's a good one, they were going to stay over at the Montclair over night and then take a cruise…at least that's what the little guy was bragging about."

…..

Crowley was naked on the bed drinking champagne and "The Look Of Love" by Dusty Springfield was playing, "Come out and play my lusty wife."

Suddenly a bare leg appeared around the bathroom door and Daisy swung into view and dancing seductively toward her new husband.

"Oh my…Daisy I am sooo lucky." He down the champagne and grabbed the bottle drinking deeply, he was enchanted with the stunning young woman in the sheer baby doll nightie.

It was aqua, her favorite color and the heeled slippers matched, Daisy had to coordinate everything down to the last detail. The marabou feather trim just skimmed the bottom of her panties and she undulated her hips as she reached the bed and kneeled on the edge.

"Darling Daisy…oh god you are a vision." Crowley slid his hands until the thin material and pinched her nipples then pulled the baby doll off. He licked each one and she gasped under his talented tongue as the demon bit down and pulled making them hard little nubs flushed pink. She pushed him back and sat over his hips rubbing the silky crotch over his cock. "Is it gonna hurt?"

Crowley grabbed her waist and flipped Daisy on her back, "Perhaps it will you vixen but that's part of the fun." He couldn't wait any longer and tore the panties off his bride and mounted her.

Daisy was burning for her husband and opened her legs wrapping them around his waist as he entered her. Crowley slid in as gently as he could but her face was still covered in pain, "Al…baby you're so big…it hurts."

That only made the demon hotter and he started to work hard into her tight, virgin ass. He leaned down and kissed her passionately as he pounded his bride, she moaned but it was stifled by his lips and tongue.

Suddenly her eyes darted around the room frantically and she struggled to get up, Crowley pulled out of the kiss and pinned her by the wrists to the bed. "Make me a baby darling."

He thrust one last time and shot into Dean Winchester, Dean dropped his legs and tried to pry him off screaming at the top of his lungs, "Dude get off me, Crowley you fucking rapist…oh god it hurts so bad." Dean started to cry, he was disoriented and trapped, he could feel the demons semen filling him and thought he was torn from stem to stern.

Castiel broke down the door with Sam and the monkey into tow but it was too late. The Demons eyes turned black and Crowley looked down at Dean Winchester then to Sam, "Well hello boys."

Dean yelled to Sam for help, his face was twisted in agony, Sam launched himself at the demon but was rebuffed and slammed into the wall. Castiel grabbed Crowley and pulled him out of Dean and onto the floor. Dean gasped as the huge cock popped out and he scrambled off the bed looking for his clothes but only found the baby doll and panties, "Oh god…no..no."

He held up the huge diamond on his hand and looked up at the demon, Crowley held up the marriage certificate and smiled, "Well a deal is a deal Dean, it seems we are married and I was the first cowboy inside your saloon doors…delicious!"

He threw back his head and laughed, "I could not imagine this happening but I think you will find it exciting living in my posh digs down under darling Dean."

Sam helped his brother up, "Dean are you ok?" Dean limped toward the bathroom and shouted back, "No Sam I am not ok…far from ok and never will be ok…ok?" He wiped his eyes, slammed the door and they heard the water from the shower.

Crowley looked at the gold wedding band on his finger and chuckled, "What would make this even better is if you and that insufferable angel were married." Sam and Castiel looked at each other then down at the floor.

Crowley grabbed both of their left hands and his eyes were full if merriment, "Could it be…you took the time to actually get married at the chapel? Oh this….this must be my birthday."

Sam growled at the demon, "If it makes it worse for you, we used your money for the gold bands you jerk." Castiel looked up at Sam sadly, "Will we need to divorce now Sam? I take vows very seriously." Sam waved him away, "Cas I can't even worry about that."

…

After Dean got out of the shower he limped out and stared at Castiel, "Well give me something to wear."

"What would you wish Dean…ladies or gents?"

Dean glared at him, "What do you think?" Dean was clothed in boots, jeans and a t shirt. "Great now can you fix it?"

"Fix what Dean?"

Dean closed his eyes and sighed, "My ass Cas, make it…like it was before." Cas looked around and then held Dean whispering in his ear. Sam stood there with his arms folded, "Well Cas make my brother a virgin again."

The angel looked at Sam sheepishly, "Would you also like me to make you a virgin? Honestly once the cork is out of the bottle Sam it is impossible, but I can certainly heal Deans….ass."

Crowley clapped his hands, "Oh poor Dean, the angel not only married you brother before they bothered to come here, Castiel tapped your baby Sam. Its like…" The demon wiped his eyes, " its like all my dreams came true for you both."

Dean grabbed Sam by the shoulders, "That was mine! I was waiting until you were sixteen, I've been raped by the thing I hate most and…and I'm married." Dean pointed at Crowley, "Its not legal, Daisy wasn't real and all of this is bullshit so get me out of here I wanna go home."

Mateo pulled the tiger eye peace symbol off Sam's neck and tossed it to Dean, "What's this Matty boy..a key?" Crowley grabbed it, "I've seen this before…now where was it?"

Dean snatched it back, "It's a peace symbol dumbass, its everywhere." Crowley slapped Dean and took it away, "Be respectful bitch wife Dean, now I remember…the jewelers, my personal jeweler I've been there many times. Come my sexy stud wife, I'll give you lift." Crowley held out his hand and winked.

"Uh..no thanks and stop calling me your wife."

"Dean are you still wearing those delicious panties?"

Dean lunged for him and the demon grabbed his wrist, "When you're like this I think you need a firm spanking." Sam rolled his eyes, "can we just go and you two can finish this later?"

…..

They all appeared inside the closed jewelry store. Crowley walked around trying to recall the location, he walked slowly with his eyes closed and then he opened them and quickly walked to the backroom and searched, "The door was here I swear it."

Sam and Dean started shoving boxes aside and moving storage units, Sam pointed excitedly, "There, a door but no handle."

Crowley touched the empty spot for the symbol on the door, "Well gather around my lovelies, a deal is a deal and we all go together."

They all held hands, Mateo clung to Castiel's neck for dear life and the demon pressed the symbol into the door. A light emitted around the frame, he turned to the rest, "Well boys time to see if this is the door home."

TBC