I don't own D. Grey Man in any way, shape or form. Just a fan of the series.
This is just a small two-three chapter story concerning Allen, Lenalee, Kanda and Lavi. I usually do this kinda stuff to my friends and thought their reactions were funny; so, I decided to put it in a story. Also, it was to remedy my massive writer's block. :D My only warnings are for swearing and for minor sexual mentioning. Don't worry its not that bad. Enjoy, read and review always! ~Nonumaru
Friday was always the day the four best friends got together when there wasn't any pressing business. As everyone at the Order knew, it was the day before the weekend, when the Science Department threw their work in trash bins and when drinking parties were rampant. Komui, of course, had no idea of such things because his face was always stuffed in a pile of ever growing cobwebs on his desk. However, that is beside the point.
Lenalee knocked on Allen's bedroom door. Her foot was tapping in exasperation and her face flushed with the long walk there. "Allen?!" she called.
"Mph mmmmm," Came the response from inside.
"Come on Allen! Its seven o'clock on a Friday night. No teenager, no matter how anti-social, locks himself in on a night like this."
The reply was muffled, "Except Kanda."
"Tch! And are you that brooding samurai? No. So I advise you to come out now. I have something fun planned for the four of us tonight." When there was no reply she continued, "Allen, are you trying to suffocate yourself with a pillow again?!"
She could hear sheets crinkle and rustle. "Uhh…. maybe?"
Lenalee couldn't take the nonsense anymore. She brutally smashed the door open. "Get your ass out of bed right now you hunk of meat!" The pigtailed teen whipped out her clipboard. It smacked the poor albino right in the butt. "Now we are going to do something or so help me I'll tell my brother that you popped my che-"
"Whoa there!" the albino surrendered. "I'll do whatever you want as long as it doesn't involve spin the bottle again." He rubbed his sore bottom.
Lenalee chuckled at the memory of Kanda's pucker face before kissing Allen.
"No silly! We're going to have a sleepover!" She rose her hands in the air, beaming like the sun.
His face was a complete deadpan. "You're kidding right? I should be happy about this why?"
"Oh stop being such a crab. It'll be fun, you'll see."
With that, they were off to gather the rest of the group. Lavi agreed instantly to the idea, insisting that he took his eight foot, pink bunny to sleep with. Kanda, though, was a different story. He complained with a burning passion that they were all fucktards and that they should, quote, "get their heads out of their asses". Lenalee got him to come anyway, using methods unknown.
They walked into Lenalee's massive bedroom to stay for the night. The whole room wasn't of bright colors like most girls her age, but was of a similar blue hue to Kanda's. The walls were lined with popular bands and different Akuma level posters. However, there were tons of fluffy furniture to sit on. All of it was facing a colossal sized flatscreen T.V. It was set up on the wall, bolted to death like someone would steal it. Courtesy of Komui of course.
"That is a big T.V." Allen marveled. His eyes were wide with wonder.
While the samurai was unpacking he added. "Did you know, that around 160 toddlers get killed by falling flatscreens every year." He took out his ponytail which made beautiful raven locks to cascade down his shoulders.
Lenalee gasped. "That's awful!"
"You just love killing the mood don't you." The albino glanced Kanda's way.
"It's probably what he does for fun." Lavi said. His eyes were saucers.
By the time everyone got settled, it was eight o'clock. All of them set on the task to figure out something to do. "Let's watch a movie!" Lavi screeched like a little girl. He moved his bunny on accident, smothering Allen in the face.
"That… actually sounds like a good idea," the pigtailed teen said. "What do you think Allen? Kanda?"
Kanda shifted to a more comfortable position in his chair, scowling. "To hell if I care. As long as you keep Moyashi under that bunny for the rest of the night I should be fine. Oh, and you can stuff Lavi in there too."
Lavi pouted, "So mean Yuu~"
"Don't call me that baka-usagi!"
Lenalee, being the always sane one of the four, realized what Kanda said to the fullest detail. "Shut up! Don't you realize that Allen suffocating under that thing?"
"What! Moyashi-chan is getting squashed!? We must save our dearest friend!" The red-head pointed his index finger in the air as if in declaration.
"Pshh, who cares. Just leave him there," the samurai waved his hand nonchalantly, "Oh look, the intimate object is screaming like a little girl. How, simply, wonderful." He glared at the irritating object. Sure enough, the bunny was screaming like nobody's business.
The pigtailed teen, who was scared for her friend, tore the pouffy pink arm off of the bunny. Lavi screamed in terror as the massive stuffed animal crashed to the floor. Flailing his arms in the air he exclaimed, "HOW DARE YOU LENALEE, YOU STUFFING MURDERER! "
Once out of the bunnies ass, Allen got to his feet. "GET THAT DAMN THING OUTTA HERE!" He tackled the red-head to the ground in a fit of rage.
Kanda smirked, "Are you on helium Moyashi? Or did you decide to have a sex change? Cause your voice sounded pretty high to me."
Allen stopped, hand in midair, flipping the bird at his best friend. "Fuck you, long haired girly bastard!"
"GUYS! GUYS! Calm your manboobs."
Lavi tilted his head to the side in confusion. "You mean moobs."
"Tch, same thing," she continued, hands on her hips. "So, what movie do you guys want to watch?"
"Pitch Perfect!" the albino and red-head said in unison.
To be continued...
Don't worry, the actually cuddle time will come soon. Hope you liked it! My heart is out to ya'll who review and favorite.