The Mysteries of This Life
Chapter 1: Yamasorrowichi is my Name
Yamasorrowichi slowly opened her eyes. She had a splitting headache and was lying in an alley. "Ugh. I've only been back here for two days and already I'm getting attacked. Wearing a dress wasn't the best idea," she muttered to herself as she stood up and dusted herself off. "Sleeping in an alley is now at the top of my list of things never to do again." She stretched and leaned back against her hands. Her spine made a sickening cracking sound. "That sounded gross." She looked around. She didn't see anyone there. "No yakuza here. That makes me lucky. I don't want to fight anymore." She seemed to have spoken too soon. She heard a crack behind her and whipped around really fast. She saw a whole yakuza gang behind her. It was a small one consisting of four large men. "Damn. Just my luck," she murmured.
"What was that girly?" one man asked. He looked like the leader in her mind.
"Look. I don't want any trouble."
"Well we won't give you trouble as long as you give us what we want," he said.
"And what would that be?" she asked. 'As if I didn't already know,' she added on in her thoughts.
"Well," said the man going towards her. "You're a pretty girl." He backed her against the wall and put his hand on her thigh and slowly started moving it up. "So we want you."
"Me? Sorry but the only way you'll get me is if you dream about it. And even then it'll only happen in your dreams." She grabbed his hand and started to bend it back. He howled in pain at her strong grip as she bent his hand back farther and farther. "I'm not a weak little thing. I may look like it, but I'm not." She spoke to them with disrespect and anger. She continued to bend his hand back until she heard the snap of his wrist breaking. He screamed in pain and let out a stream of curses. "Now now. Is that any way to speak to a lady? I believe not. You shouldn't even speak that way in front of a lady. So I have one thing to tell you. I will hurt you all enough for you to go to the hospital if you mess with me. The best part is that you will be the ones that end up in jail. I will simply tell the truth. It's self-defense." She smirked at them and started to walk off. She heard them coming at her to attack so she turned around and punched the guy that was the closest to hitting her. He crumpled to the ground from the pain her blow had on him. The next guy came at her and she just dodged his attack and he hit the wall. He had run at her so fast that he ran into it too. The last guy came at her. She dodged his attack too and he stopped to turn around and go at her again. Before he could start going at her again she kicked him in his gut and he fell to his knees. She then kicked his head and he feel backwards. They were all still conscious but the blows did immobilize the ones that ran at her. The leader was still clutching the wrist she broke. She glared at him and he seemed to shrink in fear of the intimidating teen in front of him. She smirked again. "Hmph. You fight like a little girl ya know that? And when you go to the hospital, tell them who did this to you if you'd like. My name is Yamasorrowichi. Yamasorrowichi Kunarowichi. Don't ever mess with me again. I won't go easy on you next time. By the way, you all got beat by a 15 year old girl. You're very very weak. I fought girls much better than you when I was eight so this was boring. I didn't even break a sweat. Now goodbye." She turned and walked off. After a while of walking she heard a scream. She ran toward the scream and saw a girl staring at a huge monster in front of her. "What is that thing?" she shouted to the girl.
"A monster!" the girl replied. Yamasorrowichi ran forward and grabbed the girl. She then ran the other way with the monster in tow. "It's following us."
"I know. I don't know how to make it stop though." She then stopped and set the girl down. "You're a spirit! Pass on! Save yourself!"
"But you're gonna die if I do!"
"I won't! If you won't pass on you need to at least leave! It's for your own safety!"
"Ok!" The spirit girl ran off and Yamasorrowichi turned to the monster.
"I don't know what you are but I will win in a fight against you! I will not let you harm anyone even if that anyone is a spirit!"
"You think you can defeat me? You're in for a surprise then."
"You can talk? Oh well. You're in for a surprise if you think I'm weak and helpless!"
"Then only thing that can defeat me is a soul reaper. You aren't one by the way you smell. Yet you smell delicious. I will eat your spirit and then go after the girl for dessert. Shouldn't take too long."
"Not on my watch."
"What was that?"
"Not on my watch! I won't let you hurt her!" Yamasorrowichi ran at the monster. She started hitting it with her surprising strength. The monster was surprised by the pain it felt.
"You brat!" It smacked her and she flew back and into a wall. At that moment Kisuke Urahara walked onto the scene.
"Hmmm. That girl is pretty amazing." He looked up at the monster and it turned to him. "And you're an ugly hollow." The hollow lunged at him and he simply stabbed it in the head with his zanpakto that he pulled out of his cane. The hollow disappeared in defeat. He killed it with such ease. He walked over to Yamasorrowichi and picked her up in his arms. "This girl hurt that hollow. That is amazing and scary at the same time." He carried her to Urahara Shoten. To his surprise no one was outside the shop. He walked inside and shouted to Tessai. "Tessai! Get a room ready for a surprising girl That the soul society sent to us! She isn't a soul reaper anymore, but is still unbelievably powerful for a regular person!" He held her in his arms while Tessai prepared the room and studied her. She had long light brown hair, a slender body, toned arms and legs, and a pretty face. She opened her eyes for a short moment and he saw that they were dark blue.
"Is the little girl safe?" she asked in a weak wavering voice.
"Yes. She got out of there."
"Good. I'm glad she didn't come back. Is the monster dead?"
"Yes. The monster is called a hollow. If you remember this later we can talk about it."
"Ok." She fell unconscious again. When the room was ready, he took her there and set her down. Urahara, Tessai, Ururu, and even Jinta treated the bloody spot on her head from where she hit the wall and left the room.
"Who is that lady?" Jinta asked in his rude manner.
"Her name is Yamasorrowichi Kunarowichi. She is an ex-soul reaper with no memories of that time. In fact she is currently a regular human teenager. She is to be in our care until I think she is ready to leave. Be nice to her during her stay and don't say anything about soul reapers or anything associated with them."
"Whatever," was Jinta's short reply before he walked out of the room. Everyone else just sat there waiting for Yamasorrowichi to wake up.
(A/N: That was chapter one… How was it? Please review. I don't own Bleach or any of its characters. I do own Yamasorrowichi though so don't take her or else I will get mad and bad things will happen. Have a great day!)