The Mysteries of This Life

Chapter 15: Hectic School Day

I looked at Uryu again. I didn't understand why I was so affected by this. So what if he was my childhood best friend? And who cares about the fact that I should've known. I hadn't known so it wasn't that big of a deal right? Too bad that it was. The bell rang for lunch and I let out a long sigh of relief. If I had to sit still and pretend to listen to the teacher any longer, I was going to scream. I couldn't take it anymore. I got up and walked over to Uryu.

"Is there something I can do for you Miss Kunarowichi?"

"Don't make me hurt you. I hate being called by my last name and you should know that. Keigo can call me by my last name, but that's because I don't like him all that much."

"I'm sorry for calling you by your last name."

"Quit acting so distant! You and I both know the reason why you're doing it so just stop."

"I don't know what you're talking about."

"Don't play dumb with me Ishida."

"I'm not."

"I need to talk to you in private."

"Is there a specific reason?"

"Yes! And it's a very important reason! Now get up and get in the hall so I can talk to you!"

"Alright." He got up and went in the hall. I heard gossiping behind me.

"I bet she's going to confess her love to him."

"Shut up Mizuiro!" I shouted as I whipped around. I had a glare and a scary look plastered on my face. He gave me a slightly frightened look and didn't say anything else.

"Well you're in a bad mood."

"Shut up Ichigo!"

"No."

"I'LL HURT YOU! AND YOU'LL WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN!"

"That's going a bit far," Yoko said quietly. I stalked into the hall before glaring at her.

"Now then. Uryu you and I need to find a private place to talk. It should be a nice place which is quiet and isolated."

"There's no place in the school like that."

"Well we need to find one. Now help me find a place like that!"

"Why not just talk here?"

"The whole class is gonna eavesdrop if we do."

"Let them."

"No!"

"And why not?"

"This is a private conversation!"

"Well there's nowhere else for us to go."

"Ya know what! Fine! Let's just not talk at all! I'm gonna go eat lunch now because you are SOOOOOOOOOOOO irritating!" I stalked back into the room. Everyone was by the wall trying to eavesdrop. When they saw me, they went back to normal and tried to act natural. "Oh drop the act. I know you were eavesdropping!" They all looked at me guiltily. I went and sat in my seat. I started mumbling. "I swear he knew. Then he has the nerve to do that? And he told me what to wear that day? Stupid Kisuke. He makes me so mad sometimes. And then Uryu just made it worse. He acted so clueless when he knew what was going on. That jerk. He is so irritating. And he had the nerve to act like he didn't know who I was? I swear that the next time I get him alone I will rip out his organs and cut him up into little pieces which I will then feed to some dogs." Yoko stared at me in horror. She was the only one close enough to hear me. I sighed and folded my arms on my desk. I leaned forward and nestled my head on my arms. I looked forward sadly as the anger and rage flowed out of me. I saw someone in front of my desk. I looked up into the face of Orihime. She stared at me concerned. I sat up. "What is it Orihime?"

"Come eat lunch with me and Tatsuki!"

"I'd rather not. I'm not in the mood for Tatsuki to make fun of my eating habits."

"Come on Yamasorrowichi. I think it'll make you feel better."

"Ok. I will. But there are two conditions."

"What are they?"

"We invite Rukia and we eat outside."

"Ok!" She smiled at me and I smiled back at her. She went off to get Tatsuki and Rukia while I grabbed my lunch. The four of us walked outside and sat in the shade of a tree. It felt nice. It was really late fall and the leaves were almost all off the trees. We sat there eating our lunch when Chizuru popped up.

"Hey do you mind if I join you?"

"Of course not!" I turned to her smiling. She stared at me for a moment and Orihime turned to face her too. We stared at her and she stared at us. After a long time she tackled us both.

"You both look so cute with bread crumbs all over your face and you don't even care!"

"Chizuru get off please! You have a strong death grip on us! Chizuru! Tatsuki help !" Chizuru's death grip got tighter as Tatsuki tried to free me and Orihime from our prison of her arms. I was surprised at how strong she was. It was starting to hurt. "Chizuru you're starting ot hurt me!" That made her let go of me immediately but she still had a hold on Orihime. "Chizuru you should let her go now. I think she might turn blue soon! Hang in there Orihime!" I struggled with Chizuru over Orihime. When I finally got her free, she was gasping for air. "Orihime are you alright?" She nodded slowly. It seemed like she would have trouble speaking. I was freaking out about it. "Oh my god! Orihime! Do we need to take you to the hospital! You look pale! You seem to still be having trouble breathing! Hang in there Orihime! I'll get you to the hospital right away!"

"Yamasorrowichi! Calm down. She'll be fine in a few minutes."

"But what if she isn't Tatsuki! What if her air passageways got closed up and she dies from lack of breathing! We HAVE to get her to the hospital!" Chizuru glomped me to the ground again.

"It's so cute that you're so worried about Orihime!" I ignored her.

"Orihime don't die!" I burst into tears. "Please Orihime! Don't die from lack of oxygen!" I stood up with Chizuru still attached to me. "You're gonna be ok Orihime! I'll go call an ambulance!"

"It's alright Yamasorrowichi. I'm fine," Orihime said to me breathlessly.

"Oh thank god!" I glomped her and let go immediately after I remembered about the thing I was freaking out about in the first place. "Sorry." So it was a very hectic lunch hour. Sadly, the school day didn't get better.

(A/N: So that was chapter 15. It's a little funny with the whole eating lunch part but not too funny. The next chapter is super serious. If you want comedy for it I totally apologize! It has to be serious! Ok. So I don't own Bleach or its characters. I only own Yamasorrowichi and Yoko. Review to get 20 points! That's how desperate I am. Remember that if you get 100, you get to appear in the story. Please review. Tell me what you think. I. NEED. FEEDBACK. Chapter song that I listened to has nothing to do with the chapter really. It's Kids In Love by Mayday Parade. I don't own it, they do. Anyways... Have a great day!)