Chapter 2

"Hey, Captian."

"What now?"

"Do the thing!"

"No, we are in the middle of thomething!"

"Aw, come on! Just this once?"

"I thaid no. Now thhut up and get in the car."

Terezi climbed into the passenger seat of police car B26. Sollux gripped the driving wheel in irritation. He was already pissed at the fact that he could have prevented this from happening but now his partner was asking him to do something completely stupid and unessesary.

The car door shut and Terezi clicked the seatbelt in place. Flipping the car on, Sollux backed out of the parking lot and flew down the road, sirens blaring.

Other cars pulled over to the side of the street to let the speeding police car through.

"Uh, captain?" a voice crackled from the police radio. "Srg. Tavros Nirtam, sir."

"What ith it, Thargent?" Sollux snapped back, still pissed.

"Yeah, uh, the black van we are after is heading east now. You should be able to intersect it in about, um, a few seconds." Tavros reported. "Or now, its going pretty fast..."

Suddenly, the black van flew into at the intersection Sollux almost reached.

"THHIT!" Sollux screamed, slamming his foot on the breaks. The police car jerked to a halt right before slamming into the van. The van flew right by without even noticing them.

What?" Terezi yelled after the car stopped. "What is it, Captain?"

"Fucking bathterd almotht ran over uth!" Sollux pushed on the gas again and he rolled the car down the turn to follow the speeding van.

"Aw, shit! Asshole's got in real trouble now!"

"They have no idea!"


"How many cars?" Equius yelled over the ocassional honks and roaring of the engine.

"Nine, mabye ten." Feferi yelled back, looking out the rear window.

"Eridan bro!" Gamzee called, turning in his chair. "They're sendin in reenforcments. But only a couple cars. They have the whole police force chasin us!"

"I told you guys it wasn't a good idea to get them chasing after us." Equius gripped the stearing wheel, almost crushing it under his strong clamp.

"Don't wworry!" Eridan laughed, picking up one of the machine guns sitting in the back. "I'll get rid of them for you!"

"Oh, try not to krill anyone!" Feferi cried.

Eridan half stuck his head out the moon roof. "No promises, Fef."

He pulled himself and the gun out the moon roof and supported himself on his elbows. Pulling the trigger, he fired multiple bullets toward the wheels and engines of the police cars that were strung out behind them.

About three cars spiraled in a complete circle, hitting cars behind them before bursting into flames. Other police cars crashed into the firey wreck creating a bigger wreck.

"HAHA!" Eridan shouted at the crashing police cars. Their van sped away without slowing.


"Uh oh." Tavros worried.

"What ith it now?" Sollux yelled back into the police radio.

"Uh, someone just came out from the top of the van..."

"Whatth he-"

"Oh, GOG. HE'S GOT A WEAPO-AAHHH!"

Static hell broke out from the radio.

"Captian! I smell something burning!" Terezi yelled.

"What?" Sollux looked up from his stare down at the radio. In front of him was a massive pile of wreackage and flames.

"FUCK!" Sollux's police car slammed full speed into the disaster. Both him and Terezi went face first into an airbag.

"Mmphfff!" Terezi muffled through the giant air bag. She pushed the bag out of her face.

"AH GOD." Sollux screamed, forcing himself out of the car. "WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?"

Many other police men and women filed out of thier cars, either rubbing their heads or limping.

"Captain!" Tavros called from within the group. He jogged over to Sollux, half limping, half running.

"Thrg. Nitram." Sollux called out. "Are you alright?"

"Yeah, I'm alright, I guess. Some of the officers already called ambulences."

"How many carth are down?'

"Um, all of them..."

"DAMN!" Sollux punched the top of a burning car out of fuery, almost denting it. Tavros flinched.

"Calm down, Captain." Terezi soothed. "We'll have to catch them next time they show their ugly faces! Hehehe!"

"Itth not jutht that. Thothe guyth were the oneth I've been tryin to catch for the patht five monthth now. They've robbed jutht about every bank in thith town."

"Wow, they're that good?"

"Not only that, we don't even know where they come from or go to. They appear out of nowhere and dithappear without a trathe."

"Do you know who's in the group?"

"I only know of the leader. That would be a troll named Vrithka Therket."

"Vriska? I've heard that name somewhere-"

"The's an infamouth bandit thatth been goin on rampageth thinthe theven yearth ago."

"Wow. It's been that long already? I could have sworn it was less then that..."

"We're going to have to think of a plan to thtop them."

The sound of the ambulence came not too long after the crashes, and some men and women were carried off to the hospital.

Sollux watched a number of people be carried safely into ambulences.

"Uh, Captain?" Tavros muttered from next to Sollux.

"Hm?" Sollux looked over. "What ith it?"

"Um, I have the report on how many were injured."

"How many then?"

"Well," Tavros looked down at the clipboard. "Um, about eleven were injured, and there's, uh, only one report of a death."

"What?" Sollux's eyes widened. "They died in the crathh? Who wath it then?"

"Um, it was the driver of car number C4."

Sollux felt weak after hearing the car number. He knew well enough who drove that car.

No, Sollux almost blacked out. Not Aradia. Anyone but her.


"Take a left here, bro."

Equius turned the wheel and the car turned left. Because of no one was chasing them anymore, the van wasn't in top speed.

"Noww, THAT wwas pretty fun!" Eridan laughed.

"I have to admit," Feferi giggled. "It was heart racing!"

"Yeah, man!" Gamzee howled. "Best. Escape. EVER!"

"I would agree that it was pretty fun." Equius said with a strait face. "But it was completely reckless. We could have been caught. I refuse to do it again."

"I hope you didn't krill anyone, Eridan." Feferi glanced back at Eridan.

"Don't worry about it, Fef." Eridan sighed. "Unless somebody wwas krilled in the fire, I did not personally krill anyone on purpose!"

Ok, Thats the end of chapter two. Um, for those of you who dont know, Sollux and Aradia are, like, matesprits or somethin like that.

Chapter three will come soon enough. I got to work hard though, doing this isnt the easiest thing in the world :D