The Mysteries of This Life

Chapter 27: Some Things Happen Again

I ran as fast as I could. I heard the voices behind me. The panic of being caught rose inside of me. I came to a dead end and stared at the hollow standing before me. Rukia ran up next to me. I saw words appear in front of us. They said "initiating text talk mode".

"WTH?" I asked.

"It's a hollow," Rukia told me.

"Isn't it a giant smiley face?" I asked in annoyance as I pointed at the hollow.

"I have super rainbow powers," the hollow yelled at me.

"WTH is this?" Renji asked as he ran up next to us.

"Wake up," Rukia shouted as she shook me awake. I opened my eyes and sat up to face her and Renji.

"You ruined my dream! Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! How could you do such a thing?" I shouted with fake tears streaming down my face. I was trying to get her to feel bad.

"We all know that you aren't really crying so quit it with the tears," Renji told me with a scowl.

"I'm tired of your crap Abarai! Now sit down and shut up so I can tell you the rules for this vacation!"

"I'm already sitting!"

"Did you not hear the shut up part Lieutenant Smartass?" I yelled at him. It was loud enough for Urahara to come up from the hole in the basement f his shop. Lieutenant Smartass also known as Lieutenant Killjoy or Abarai shut his mouth tight and glared at me. I returned his glare.

"We're the ones that make the rules for this vacation Lieutenant," Rukia told me.

"But you forgot one totally vital rule," I whined at her. She just stared at me as I made my puppy-dog eyes at her. Her expression became sympathetically soft.

"What are your rules?" she asked in a defeated tone. My face brightened.

"First, we are all equals so no use of the word Lieutenant unless making fun or Lieutenant Killjoy over there. Second, as you know, I am alive and not an actual soul like you, so you will call me Yamasorrowichi or Kunarrowichi. Third, you two need a date or something! Fourth, us plus vacation equals fun, so let's get started!" They gave me an odd look. "What? The last is the most important and vital rule!"

"Why is the third rule in there?"

"Because it's true Rukia. Isn't that right, Renji?" I turned to look at him and saw a bright blush creep up his face and he became flustered. It made me grin evilly. "I knew it! You love Rukia!" He blushed darker. I shuffled through some clothes my size and continued to talk, "How about you two go on a date while I have fun around town? I don't need you to follow me everywhere. I don't need chaperones."

"Yes you do," Rukia said matter-of-factly.

"What makes you say that?"

"Last time you were on vacation, you scared everyone in town because you thought it was fun." I laughed at the memory Rukia threw into my head.

"The men screamed like little girls. I enjoyed that vacation immensely and the chaperones that time failed." I grabbed a medium blue dress with a small dark blue flower on the stomach area. It was a halter topped dress that had a low cut in the front. It dipped low in the back as well. It was also a short dress but form-fitting except around my legs. I ran off and changed in Rukia's room. It fit perfectly. I turned to look at myself in the full-length mirror in her room. I decided to jump out of her window and run through the town.

(A/N: I know it's short and really bad compared to normal. It should be so much longer and better after that long wait. I actually wanted to post this as a late Christmas present to any readers… but sorry about the chapter. I just finished finals last week and I just hope that I did great on my precal final… It's such a hard class… anyways. I don't own Bleach or its characters. Yata lata. Review please? Next chapter has Yamasorrowichi running around the town. It also holds some other characters that she hasn't seen in 10 years. Guess which 2 they are and not only get a cyber cookie but also a cyber scraper. I hope you liked this chapter more than I did!)