Chapter 17
It seemed like the whole building went silent at that moment.
Sollux and Karkat just stared dumbfounded at Nepeta, who was still in the tight grip of Kanaya.
Nepeta, about to have the biggest heart attack in history, began listing out possible escapes in her head.
"Arn't you going to arrest her?" Kanaya snapped impatiently.
Karkat snapped out of it.
"What? Oh yeah. Right." Karkat pulled handcuffs from his belt and opened them up.
Just then, Nepeta struck.
She grabbed the handcuffs from Karkat, attaching one end to Karkat and the other end to Kanaya, locking the handcuffs tight. Kanaya loosed her grip when she realized she was caught, and Nepeta pulled herself from Kanaya's claws.
Sollux stood himself in front of the doorway. Nepeta threw herself in the air, rolling forward and on her hands, kicked her feet into the air. Her feet landed on Sollux's shoulders, and as she twisted, he fell onto the floor with a loud thump.
Nepeta pulled her self back onto her feet, ran out the office doorway, and slammed the door behind her.
"CAPTIAN. CAPTIAN GET THE FUCK UP."
"Don't yell at the poor man, Chief."
"I CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT AND RIGHT NOW IM JUST PISSED OUT OF MY MIND."
Sollux, who was lying on the floor, groaned and rubbed his head.
"Ow, geeth." He moaned. "What happened?"
"YOU GOT YOUR ASS KICKED BY A CAT WOMAN GET THESE HANDCUFFS OFF OF US BEFORE I CHEW MY HAND OFF."
Sollux cringed at the loud yelling of the Cheif. Especially in the tiny office they were in.
"Alright, alright. Jutht hang on." Sollux pushed himself to his feet and got out the keys in his back pocket.
He pushed the small key from the key ring into the handcuffs and unlocked Karkat and Kanaya. The handcuffs fell to the floor.
"Come on!" Kanaya yelled. "Nepeta's getting away!"
All three of them swung the door open and ran out of the doorway. Sprinting down the long halls, they got to the front door, only to realize that a black van pulled out of the parking lot.
The same black van they've been chasing.
As Gamzee pulled out of the parking lot, Nepeta looked out the back window and noticed Karkat, Sollux, and Kanaya all standing in the doorway.
"What do you mean 'they saw you'?" Vriska half screeched.
"I was just getting our files and a detective came in and ratted me out!" Nepeta whimpered.
"It's not evven gonna matter, Vvri." Eridan added.
"OH," Vriska snapped. "ITS NOT GONNA MATTER?! SHE'S GONNA HAVE HER FUCKING FACE ALL OVER THE NATIONAL TELEVISION!"
"Hey man." Gamzee half turned to Vriska. "Calm down. We're getting out of here anyway."
"Yes," Equius interjected. "It would be wise if we-"
"'It would be wise if we' BULLSHIT EQUIUS." Vriska mimicked Equius.
"Wwe don't need to be arguin." Eridan hissed at Vriska.
"It's not like we have ANYWHERE to run! Why don't we just turn ourselves in!"
"MOTHERFUCKERS IM DRIVING I WILL TURN THIS VAN AROUND."
"IT WWASNT MY PLAN TO WWALK INTO A BANK IN BROAD DAYLIGHT AND ROB IT."
"OH SO NOW EVERYONES AGAINST ME ARNT YOU?"
"GLUB IT GUYS CANT WE GET ALONG?"
"Please. Everyone just calm down."
"WWHO ASKED YOU TO CALM ANYONE DOWWN THE ONLY ONE PISSED HERE IS VVRI."
"I AM COMPLETELY CALM."
"VRISKA STOP."
The arguing ran through the van, no distinction of who was saying what. Nepeta just sat there, staring out the back window, when she realized they were being followed by police cars.
"Uh, guys?" Nepeta murmered.
Everyone continued to bicker and yell at eachother.
"Guys! Please, listen!" Nepeta said a little louder.
Again, nobody heard her. Except Equius, who turned to Nepeta before inhaling loudly.
"EVERYONE LISTEN TO NEPETA BEFORE I BREAK YOUR NECKS!"
The van went silent; Gamzee, Vriska, Eridan and Feferi sat pokerfaced as the only sound was the loud sirens of police cars.
"Um. We are being followed." Nepeta stared at Equius as she informed the rest of the group.
"I noticed." Gamzee squeaked.
He pushed harder on the gas pedal and the sped off, out running the police cars.
*takes deep breath*
alright two in a week i think i did pretty good c:
hope you enjoy!