Otaku-Jewel, I apologize that I didn't put Hungary in this, and it isn't the new Wendy's commercial, but I found THIS, and it just screamed RUSSIA DESERVES A COOL REFRESHING VODKA. But have no fear, I will do that other one later.

You sighed as America's shirtless image left your TV screen.

You really didn't know what to think about it, but you figured that it was more interesting than anything you planned, so why not go along with it?

You waited the five minutes till episode two was over. By that time, your popcorn had been refilled and your 'One Hell of a' mug was filled to the brim with Earl Grey. Watching the magical box of tomatoes fairy actually made you forget about the weird commercials, but suddenly, when Italy stopped singing about drawing circles, you were reminded of the Hetalian commercial invasion by a Russian man kicking a tree… while wearing a red piggy tail wig.

"Ivan?" you gapped, holding back little laughs, "What the hell are you doing?"

You could see him smile eerily as he beat the hell out of the tree

America is going to die.

"Good to know who I can blame for this," you mentioned to yourself. You then noticed several other nations also kicking trees behind him. Suddenly, Ivan stoped kicking, like he just had an amazing revelation.

Wait a minute. This feels so wrong

"You don't say?"

Shut up. I mean, just because their doing it doesn't mean I have to, right?

Why are the nations such stick in the muds?

The world would be all dry if everyone was so boring.

You tought for a second, "You know, you make a point, but I don't see what this has to do with kicking trees."

Yeah, instead of everyone happy and cheerful... this is ridiculous, I know how to fix this!

You watched as the Russian turned away from the tree and pulled a bottle out of his coat and held it up

I deserve a cool refreshing vodka!

You looked at him oddly, "What in the world does that have to do with your hatred of trees?" Ivan just ignored you and caught the attention of the others nations.

That's right you heard me! I deserve a cool refreshing vodka! Not just because I can tear a phone book with my bare hands NO!

By this point, even the other nations were nodding in agreement. So far, Ivan managed to get England (God, there giving him vodka…), France, Spain, Prussia, Germany, both Italys, and China over to the dark side. The Russian looked at you through the TV

I deserve a cool refreshing vodka, because I have a mouth, and it wants one!

"Good argument."

Shut up, you know you do too.

He then turned back to the nations

AND SO DO YOU!

You just watched as all the nations began to chant with him.

COOL REFRESHING VODKA! COOL REFRESHING VODKA! COOL REFRESHING VODKA! COOL REFRESHING VODKA! COOL REFRESHING VODKA!

You just sighed as the commercial ended, "That's right."