Me: I freaking hate my life!
Boomer: Why?
Me: My parents are torturing me about my missing work. Can someone come over here and kill me?
Butch: *walks in* I can do that. *holding his sword*
Me: O_O Oh crud. *runs*
Butch: Get back here! *follows her*
Me: NO!
Boomer: *sweat drops* It seems gilly boy is a little busy at the moment…
Me: Help me!
Boomer: But she'll be back once Butch calms down. She does not own any of the PPGZ characters only the idea. To the story!
Momoko's/Blossom's POV
The League of Lovely Ladies (A/N: Ha, nice twist isn't it, you all thought it was the RRBZ)! I thought they split up.
"What are you guys doing back together?" I asked.
"Don't you know, it's our anniversary so, to celebrate, we thought we should get back together for times' sake," hissed Sadusa smoothly.
"And get some pay back," added Princess, firing her bazooka. It's a good thing she can't aim. We didn't have to move; it just went over our heads and turned into a firework.
"Ha, ya missed," taunted Buttercup.
Princess got an angry symbol.
"Violet, get over here," commanded Princess.
"And if I don't?" asked Violet, folding her arms.
Princess didn't answer; instead she grabbed Violet by the head and loaded her into the bazooka. You can hear Violet shouting protests inside; Princess grinned evilly and fired.
Violet came out, spinning crazily. She spread out like a net and snared us. We weren't expecting she would use a teammate like that.
"What's the big idea?" asked Violet, getting an angry symbol.
"What, I caught them, didn't I?" replied Princess, shrugging.
"Now for the best part," said Sadusa, "finishing them off!"
"Sonic Swing," shouted Buttercup. But Violet absorbed the shock. She began squeezing and Sadusa shot her hair in.
"Green slice," said a voice. We all looked up and a dark green light cut open Violet in half, narrowly missing our heads. Violet was everywhere again; I looked up at who saved us after wiping my eyes.
My eyes widen in surprise.
The Rowdyruff Boys.
Butch's POV
I didn't expect to be that powerful. The look on the hag's faces was priceless though.
Blossom was the first to recover; staring daggers at Brick, fuming. Brick was smirking at her, for some reason, he seemed to be toying with her.
Princess was next; she was staring at us with hearts in her eyes, which sent a big shiver of creepy down my spine. Buttercup, at first, was surprised but that changed into a I'm-going-to-rip-you-to-pieces look. Sadusa just shrugged, sat on a building and took more interest in her nails. Violet was still putting herself back together after the damage I'd done. Bubbles expression was thoughtful and confused.
"Need a hand Blossy?" teased Brick.
She tackled him into a building. Wow, and I thought Buttercup and I had anger issues.
I grabbed Blossom and threw her into Bubbles. "What is your problem, hag?" I shouted.
"My problem, what's the problem with you brother? He's the one that ambushed me!" shouted Blossom.
"Oh Blossy, don't tell me you didn't enjoy it," said Brick, dusting himself off.
Blossom blushed furiously.
I crept over to Boomer.
"Any idea what they're talking about," he shook his head. I asked Buttercup the same question; she shrugged but then hit me with her hammer. That was so uncalled for, and that was the reward I get for saving her life.
"That was for flipping my skirt!" she shouted. Alright, you all know I deserve that one but that still didn't stop me from getting mad.
I tried to kick her but she dodged. Princess took this distraction as an opportunity and fired her bazooka. It hit her in the back and knocked her into me; I could feel my cheeks get a little hot. I had a perfect view up Buttercup's skirt (A/N: I was hesitant writing that sentence, Butch is still a pervert in my mind and I still want to keep it rated K+, please no rude comments about that). Buttercup didn't notice and immediately got up and knocked Princess out, she wasn't the toughest villainess out there. Bubbles caught her before she hit the ground, although I was hoping for a splat like Violet. These girls always ruin all the fun.
"Who's next?" she asked harshly.
I smiled cockily.
Miyako's/ Bubble's POV
All I could do was watch as Blossom thrashed Brick around, he will definitely be sore when this is over. I was a little worried that she might kill him, but this is Blossom, he's more likely to die of old age than by her. I would try to break up the fight but I might lose a limb in the process, judging from how mad Blossom looked.
Boomer floated over to me.
"Do you think we should stop them?" he asked
I shrugged.
Buttercup was thrown into me; she got up and went back to fighting Butch.
"You okay?" Boomer asked helping me up.
Why was he being so nice?
"I'll be fine, I've been through worse," I answered cheerfully.
He smiled and I returned the smile.
Normal POV
Just as fast as they came, they left. Brick kissed Blossom's cheek, leaving her in surprise and shock. Buttercup was beaten into a daze and Bubbles had a tiny blush on her face.
At least Bubbles had enough concentration to still catch Sadusa.
They were exhausted; a giant robot, the League of Lovely Ladies and a now older Rowdyruff Boys, seven villains in one day, a new record.
They told each other good night and went home.
Brick's POV
The next morning…
Man, it was good to be with my bros again; I still go to school, only to mess with Momoko. She was so mad that I kissed her, I just had to laugh. Surprisingly, I enjoyed the kiss; well, it was my first so that could be it.
She looked cute with that blush on her pretty face…
…Wait, what?
I thought Momoko, a.k.a Blossom, was cute. It has got to be the new hormones, is there a way to get rid of them? I doubt it.
Anyway, I left for school leaving my brothers to wonder. I needed to thank Ms. Keane for letting me stay in her apartment
I was there early and saw Kaoru outside with her arms crossed, staring at me.
What could the green puff want? I wondered.
"If you hurt my friend in any way, you'll have to answer to me," she threatened. I wasn't afraid of her; she was just a hag with attitude, a lot of attitude. How could Butch have a crush on someone like that? I'll feel bad for the guy that will marry her in the future.
She stomped off to home room and took a nap.
"Hi Riku!" called a voice.
Oh no… Himeko.
What does rat face want? You know what, I don't care; I just want to get as far away as possible.
I ran as fast as possible, with Himeko on my tail.
While running, I heard a yowl from a cat (occasionally, Himeko would bring her cat to school) and then Princess was after me.
No, not after me, landed n front of me!
"Oh, hi Riku," said Princess. "Mm… you're cute, but not as cut as my Rowdyruff cuties."
I felt like throwing up. Her Rowdyruffs, I don't think so. I bolted down the hall until class started.
Me: I really don't like this chapter, it's too rushed and the story might not make sense. Oh, I apologize if I made the characters act OOC (out of character).
Butch: There you are!
Me: *takes out bow and knocks an arrow* I've got a weapon and I'm not afraid to use it.
Butch: *growls* This isn't over. *stomps off*
Me: *lowers bow* I might have to ask Buttercup to come more often; she can deal with him better than I can. Anyways, nightmares people, I'm getting close to those chapters so hurry and review. I now accept anonymous reviews too; I would love to see what you readers come up with! R&R